Beard
Beards are visible facial follicle growth, commonly associated with adult male homo sapiens. In video games, beards are commonly found in character customization systems (i.e. Rock Band) or when pirates are involved (i.e. the Monkey Island series).
The thread of bearded gentlemen: Let's beard edition
This thread is an exhibition of beards.
If you have a beard, please share a picture of it so we may admire it!
Impressive beards that are not your own - such as the windmill beard - are fine to share too, even though I'm sure everyone has seen them a million times already.
I shall begin with a showing of my own beard which I plan to grow until I can wrap it around my head. At that point it will be the proper length.
I shaved the sides off 9 days ago. The scruff grows back really fast.
Here's my beard, which doesn't join up properly and has a weird bald patch under my chin. A poor attempt I know, but better than a bare face.
Here's me, my beard and my girl all chillin' in France. It's actually not too unruly here (or here), which is surprising as I'm usually too lazy and/or busy to keep it in check. Right now, for instance, I'm pretty beardy. Sometimes, however, I get off my arse and get all Don Johnson with the clippers. Awww yeeeaaahhh.
" @Pazy said:"The picture on the left is flipped, dude. "I have a small beard that im growing out but sadly no camera to snap it (I barely use the things so dont keep one) but I do have this picture of a dude from the pax panel video, I give you the half beard:
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Thats totally true, I wanted to spend as little a time as possibly in paint and made that mistake lol didnt pick it up until because even though I sort of noticed it was two of the same side of his face It also made sense to me because I was seeing the original picture in mind.
Ah dosent matter now lol
Damn I shaved my beard off about a week ago or so. If only I had of taken a picture of it before we parted ways. Unfortunately my beard lacks the ability to be trimmed in such a way that it looks groomed and tidy. Usually I get away with it at work if I keep it short but I needed to be extra presentable for an event so I had to sacrifise it. Maybe I'll revisit once its on its way back to its former glory in a few weeks.
Yeah, I was wondering if it was a theatrical thing. And no, the eyes hadn't escaped me, although I'm glad I held back on a zombie reference.
Ah so the biggest asshole on this site is a goddamn twelve year old? Why am I not surprised.
Anyway, I cant grow a proper beard, I get more hair on my cheeks than my chin, pretty weird.
I don't have a beard anymore since school started. It was never crazy enough to compete with any of you guys anyway so it doesn't matter.
" I climbed a mountain and found Hamst3r. He found me unworthy and kicked my ass back down. "Hilarious.
"Wow! you have to be really cool to post pictures of yourself smoking on the internet.
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Oh, did I say cool? I meant trashy.
" @Hamst3r: Yep, that's a beard alright!Buzz is hooooot
Here's me, my beard and my girl all chillin' in France. It's actually not too unruly here (or here), which is surprising as I'm usually too lazy and/or busy to keep it in check. Right now, for instance, I'm pretty beardy. Sometimes, however, I get off my arse and get all Don Johnson with the clippers. Awww yeeeaaahhh.
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"Halfbeard here, I just found this while flipping around and this is by far the best picture of my appearance I have found. I love how shocked I look on the right side photo like someone's about to steal my swag or something. Anyways kudos you win my nonexistent contest.I have a small beard that im growing out but sadly no camera to snap it (I barely use the things so dont keep one) but I do have this picture of a dude from the pax panel video, I give you the half beard:
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