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    Beards are visible facial follicle growth, commonly associated with adult male homo sapiens. In video games, beards are commonly found in character customization systems (i.e. Rock Band) or when pirates are involved (i.e. the Monkey Island series).

    The thread of bearded gentlemen: Let's beard edition

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    #1  Edited By Hamst3r
    BEARD GET!

    This thread is an exhibition of beards.
     
    If you have a beard, please share a picture of it so we may admire it!
     
    Impressive beards that are not your own - such as the windmill beard - are fine to share too, even though I'm sure everyone has seen them a million times already.
     
    I shall begin with a showing of my own beard which I plan to grow until I can wrap it around my head. At that point it will be the proper length.

     
     
    I shaved the sides off 9 days ago. The scruff grows back really fast.
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    #2  Edited By Pazy

    I have a small beard that im growing out but sadly no camera to snap it (I barely use the things so dont keep one) but I do have this picture of a dude from the pax panel video, I give you the half beard:


     
     

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    #3  Edited By NukeSpoon

    You are forever in my eyes a goat.

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    #4  Edited By NoDeath

    I - like Jeff - lack the ability to grow substantial facial hair. :(

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    #6  Edited By raidingkvatch

    Here's my beard, which doesn't join up properly and has a weird bald patch under my chin. A poor attempt I know, but better than a bare face.

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    #7  Edited By KamasamaK
    @NoDeath said:
    " I - like Jeff - lack the ability to grow substantial facial hair. :( "
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    #8  Edited By buzz_clik
    @Hamst3r: Yep, that's a beard alright!
     
    Here's me, my beard and my girl all chillin' in France. It's actually not too unruly here (or here), which is surprising as I'm usually too lazy and/or busy to keep it in check. Right now, for instance, I'm pretty beardy. Sometimes, however, I get off my arse and get all Don Johnson with the clippers. Awww yeeeaaahhh.
     

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    #9  Edited By jakob187

     
     
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    #10  Edited By Hailinel
    @Pazy said:
    "

    I have a small beard that im growing out but sadly no camera to snap it (I barely use the things so dont keep one) but I do have this picture of a dude from the pax panel video, I give you the half beard:


     
     
    "
    The picture on the left is flipped, dude.
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    #11  Edited By Karmum
    @buzz_clik: 
    Your picture lacks witty photoshop skills. I foresee a Jeff Gerstmann picture pasted over your girlfriend.
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    #12  Edited By Lies

     

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    #13  Edited By buzz_clik
    @Karmum: *laugh* And I predict my girlfriend being forced into a trip to the plastic surgeon as a result.
     
    @Lies: My own beard just exploded after looking at that middle pic.
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    #14  Edited By Claude

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    #15  Edited By Pazy
    @Hailinel said:
    " @Pazy said:
    "

    I have a small beard that im growing out but sadly no camera to snap it (I barely use the things so dont keep one) but I do have this picture of a dude from the pax panel video, I give you the half beard:


     
     
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    The picture on the left is flipped, dude. "

    Thats totally true, I wanted to spend as little a time as possibly in paint and made that mistake lol didnt pick it up until because even though I sort of noticed it was two of the same side of his face It also made sense to me because I was seeing the original picture in mind.

    Ah dosent matter now lol

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    #16  Edited By RHCPfan24
    @Claude: Hell yeah.
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    #17  Edited By TheMustacheHero

    I do not approve!

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    #18  Edited By Win
    @TheMustacheHero: More of a mustache man yourself?
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    #19  Edited By Claude
    @Win said:
    " @TheMustacheHero: More of a mustache man yourself? "
    I bet he doesn't even have one.
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    #20  Edited By buzz_clik
    @Claude said:
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    Yeah, baby! Show that Red Sea who's boss! That some badass biblical beard right there.
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    #21  Edited By JJOR64

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    #22  Edited By clubsandwich
    @Lies said:
    "   "
    I am twelve and wat is this
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    #23  Edited By c1337us

    Damn I shaved my beard off about a week ago or so. If only I had of taken a picture of it before we parted ways. Unfortunately my beard lacks the ability to be trimmed in such a way that it looks groomed and tidy. Usually I get away with it at work if I keep it short but I needed to be extra presentable for an event so I had to sacrifise it. Maybe I'll revisit once its on its way back to its former glory in a few weeks.

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    #24  Edited By Claude
    @buzz_clik: 
     
    Yeah, I can grow a hell of a beard. It's mostly gray now. By the way, I'm playing Tiresias in Oedipus the King. Community theater at it's best. Notice the blind eyes, took me a while to practice that.
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    #25  Edited By buzz_clik
    @Claude: My beard grows in pretty quick 'n' thick these days, but you're totally rocking the Distinguished College Prof look with your mighty grey growth!
     
    Yeah, I was wondering if it was a theatrical thing. And no, the eyes hadn't escaped me, although I'm glad I held back on a zombie reference.
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    #26  Edited By Hamst3r

     
    Good stuff so far, haha. 

    Beard Harder!

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    #27  Edited By eclipsesis
    @jakob187: Your eyes pierce my very sole 
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    #28  Edited By jakob187
    @eclipsesis: I have brown eyes.  I just did a pretty decent Photoshop job on that one.  Here's a more accurate picture: 
     

     
     
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    #29  Edited By eclipsesis
    @jakob187: Cool, the image has a very haunting vibe to it.
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    #30  Edited By Hamst3r

     
    Less hair, more beard:
     

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    Oh my.
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    #31  Edited By buzz_clik
    @Hamst3r: Gold.
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    #32  Edited By CowMuffins
    @Hamst3r said:
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    Less hair, more beard:
     

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    Oh my. "
    Creepy.
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    #33  Edited By End_Boss
    @Hamst3r said:
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    Less hair, more beard:
     

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    Oh my. "
    Trim. That. Shit.
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    #34  Edited By ieatlions

    im scared.

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    #35  Edited By Hamst3r
    @End_Boss: NO. Not until after it's grown long enough for me to wrap it around my head.
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    #36  Edited By Whisperkill
    @clubsandwich:
    Ah so the biggest asshole on this site is a goddamn twelve year old? Why am I not surprised. 
     
    Anyway, I cant grow a proper beard, I get more hair on my cheeks than my chin, pretty weird.
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    #37  Edited By Claude

    I climbed a mountain and found Hamst3r. He found me unworthy and kicked my ass back down.

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    #38  Edited By Dr_Feelgood38
    @Whisperkill: Incorrect (Possibly NSFW)
     
    I don't have a beard anymore since school started. It was never crazy enough to compete with any of you guys anyway so it doesn't matter.
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    #39  Edited By Coltonio7

     FULL BEARD
     FULL BEARD
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    #40  Edited By Black_Rose
    @Claude said:
    " I climbed a mountain and found Hamst3r. He found me unworthy and kicked my ass back down. "
    Hilarious.
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    #41  Edited By buzz_clik
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    #42  Edited By sweep  Moderator
    @buzz_clik said:

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    Snakes on a plane, Buzz_Clik is a real person!! He has legs and EVERYTHING?!?
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    #43  Edited By buzz_clik
    @Sweep: I know, crazy huh? What's even crazier is I used to have 3 legs, but one fell off.
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    #44  Edited By jeffgoldblum
    @jakob187 said:
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    Wow! you have to be really cool to post pictures of yourself smoking on the internet.
    Oh, did I say cool? I meant trashy.
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    #45  Edited By Coltonio7
    @buzz_clik said:
    " @Hamst3r: Yep, that's a beard alright!
     
    Here's me, my beard and my girl all chillin' in France. It's actually not too unruly here (or here), which is surprising as I'm usually too lazy and/or busy to keep it in check. Right now, for instance, I'm pretty beardy. Sometimes, however, I get off my arse and get all Don Johnson with the clippers. Awww yeeeaaahhh.
     

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    Buzz is hooooot
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    #46  Edited By Broitman
    @Pazy said:
    "

    I have a small beard that im growing out but sadly no camera to snap it (I barely use the things so dont keep one) but I do have this picture of a dude from the pax panel video, I give you the half beard:


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    "  
    Halfbeard here, I just found this while flipping around and this is by far the best picture of my appearance I have found. I love how shocked I look on the right side photo like someone's about to steal my swag or something. Anyways kudos you win my nonexistent contest.
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    #47  Edited By Red12b
    @Hamst3r:  
    Bringing this back motherfucker! 
     
    with stubble...but well groomed stubble!  
        
     
     
    And it's only because if I grow it out I look like an unconvincing redviking man. 
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    #48  Edited By Fontan

    My puny goatee pales in comparison to some of these biblically epic beards in here.  
     
    I'll try taking a pic after work, anyway, to post here.

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    #49  Edited By FlyingRat

    Behold my facial hair:

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    I don't know if it's enough to warrant the name "beard", but hey, there you go.
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    #50  Edited By Claude

    I think I posted this before, but this was earlier this year.
     

     Bushy
     Bushy

    I've shaved it since, for the summer, but it's growing back now. Fucking shit is getting white as hell.

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