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    Bulletstorm

    Game » consists of 21 releases. Released Feb 22, 2011

    Stylish, ludicrous kills net big points in this ridiculously over-the-top first-person shooter.

    YOU SCARED THE DICK OFF ME!...??

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    #1  Edited By Yummylee

    One incredibly, unintentionally, hilarious line.... Steve Blum really isn't getting the scripts he deserves these days. What with his equally terrible lines in the Vanquish game also. 
     
    Bullet Storm itself still looks riotously fun, and maybe the terrible dialogue will actually benefit it for some laughs....maybe.

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    #2  Edited By Sarnecki

    My friend and I turned to each and other and repeated the line in perfect tandem.  Confused. 

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    My new catchphrase. 
     
    I think that maybe it is supposed to be funny. Like, the game is already so over-the-top, maybe they wanted to do it with the dialogue too? It certainly fits what we have seen so far.

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    #4  Edited By FireSketch

    I think the terrible dialogue is intentional!

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    #5  Edited By MAN_FLANNEL

    I lol'd.  I also found the flatulent noises after he shot that guy's ass off hilarious.  

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    #6  Edited By metal_mills
    @Abyssfull said:

    " One incredibly, unintentionally, hilarious line.... Steve Blum really isn't getting the scripts he deserves these days. What with his equally terrible lines in the Vanquish game also.  Bullet Storm itself still looks riotously fun, and maybe the terrible dialogue will actually benefit it for some laughs....maybe. "

     Unintentionally? Come on, they meant every word. They wanted it to be so bad it's hilarious.
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    #7  Edited By citizenkane

    I do love the intentional cheesy dialogue.  :)

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    #8  Edited By gike987

    This game reminds me of Duke Nukem.

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    #9  Edited By JJWeatherman

    I noticed this too. Pretty funny if you ask me.

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    #10  Edited By Yummylee
    @Metal_Mills:  
    I'd find it funnier if it was unintentional. ;P
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    #11  Edited By FCKSNAP
    @Abyssfull said:
    " @Metal_Mills:  I'd find it funnier if it was unintentional. ;P "
    I agree, intentional seems like they're too hard now!
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    #12  Edited By BeachThunder

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    #13  Edited By EthanielRain
    @MAN_FLANNEL said:
    " I lol'd.  I also found the flatulent noises after he shot that guy's ass off hilarious.   "
    I like you.
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    #14  Edited By faxon

    i loved the line "I DO NOT SPEAK TRAIN!"

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    #15  Edited By Jadeskye

    Jeff doesn't seem totally convinced but damn it. Those lines are fantastic!

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    #16  Edited By ryanwho

    It works for me. Jeff is fickle as hell.

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    #17  Edited By RavenX302

    What the hell is so funny about "you scared the dick off me.." and "I don't speak train" 
     
    The only thing that didn't set well with me and that footage was the junk machismo that Epic just loves to push in games.

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    That line was 100% intentional, and it works.
    This game looks hillarious. 
     
    @jadeskye:
     
    jeff likes and hates the oddest things, but we all love him

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    #19  Edited By Mr_Skeleton

    "You sacred the dick off me" is the new "Balls of steel".

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    #20  Edited By Jadeskye
    @Mr_Skeleton said:
    "

    "You sacred the dick off me" is the new "Balls of steel".

    "
    Extra points if you can use both in one paragraph.
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    #21  Edited By Mr_Skeleton
    @jadeskye:
    You scared the dick off me, but at least I still got my balls of steel. 
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    #22  Edited By Hugs

    you dared the sick off me!

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    #23  Edited By Milkman

    I don't it think it was "unintentionally" hilarious at all. Epic and People Can Fly are fully in on the joke.

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    #24  Edited By Lilarcor

    I'm fully on board with the ridiculous dialogue. This game looks fun as hell, I'm excited.

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    #25  Edited By AlwaysAngry

    This post scared the dick off of me!

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    This game looks absolutely amazing. I didn't even bother looking at the cover story about it in GameInformer but this trailer does a way better job of showing how crazy this game than any article could. This might be my favorite game of E3. 
    @jadeskye said: 

    @Mr_Skeleton said: 

    "

    "You sacred the dick off me" is the new "Balls of steel".

    "
    Extra points if you can use both in one paragraph. "

    You scared the dick off my balls of steel. 
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    #27  Edited By spaceturtle
    @BeachThunder said:
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    Well, the fact is, that line is so awesome it deserves it's own thread. =)
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    #28  Edited By Bionicicide

    It's obvious they want you to laugh at all their one liners. Working for me.

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    #29  Edited By diabloshadow

    I don't like it when people try to scare the dick off me just because I don't speak train.
     
    INTERNETS!, YOU HAS BEEN WON!

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    #30  Edited By Subach

    Frankly, the dialog is what sold me on this game. The lines are so meathead, dudebro stupid that they circle back around to brilliance.
     
    I particularly loved this exchange:
     
    " I detect an imminent explosion."
    "Well, I detect an imminent getting-the-fuck-out-of-here."

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    #31  Edited By djaoni

    I thought all the dialog was shit and too forced. Sounded like they're trying too hard to appeal to frat tards screaming BRO YEAH BRO DUDE YEAH DUDEBRO, BRODUDE. Guess it's working based on this thread though.

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    #32  Edited By Subach
    @djaoni 
    I, and other posters in this thread, it would seem, like the dialog like it because it is downright silly in a self-aware fashion, not because it speaks to us on a personal level like you seem to be saying.
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    #33  Edited By djaoni
    @Subach said:
    " @djaoni  I, and other posters in this thread, it would seem, like the dialog like it because it is downright silly in a self-aware fashion, not because it speaks to us on a personal level like you seem to be saying. "
    I didn't mean that you guys are frat tards, guess I worded it wrong. I meant that it sounded too much like stuff that is meant to appeal to them. I actually like over the top stuff but this just seemed like they were trying way too hard.
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    #34  Edited By InfiniteGeass

    I think it's hilarious, but I guess that's just me, ya know?

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    #35  Edited By philuk19

    I laughed alot when I heard it, epic imo. it just fits the game perfectly...crazy, over the top and insane.

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    #36  Edited By FreakAche

    That seems like one of many cringe-worthy lines in the game.

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