The seventh installment of the long-running action franchise, Call of Duty: Black Ops puts players into the early era of the Cold War (including the Vietnam War) as a member of the United States black operations unit known as the SOG.
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HEY BRAH WHEN WE'RE NOT SUCKING ON HOSES FULL O BEER AND STUFFING ROOFIES DOWN CHICKS THROATS WE ALL ABOUT THEM BLACK OPS PRO GLASSES DAWG. JOINT OPS FO DAT ASSSSSSSSS
I always wear my Gunnar™ glasses to reduce eye strain while playing Call of Duty ™ and drinking beverages kept hot by my Zojirushi™ brand thermos mug. In fact, while sitting here in my Batman™ boxer shorts and typing this message on my Microsoft™ brand keyboard, I have my Zojirushi™ thermos right beside me, keeping my Hot Cocoa™ brand drink beverage warm and Toasty™.
HEY BRAH WHEN WE'RE NOT SUCKING ON HOSES FULL O BEER AND STUFFING ROOFIES DOWN CHICKS THROATS WE ALL ABOUT THEM BLACK OPS PRO GLASSES DAWG. JOINT OPS FO DAT ASSSSSSSSS "
at first i was thinking, "go get 'em OP, you so clever," but then i saw you hate people who funnel on the beach, and i realized you probably play too much video games.
" I always wear my Gunnar™ glasses to reduce eye strain while playing Call of Duty ™ and drinking beverages kept hot by my Zojirushi™ brand thermos mug. In fact, while sitting here in my Batman™ boxer shorts and typing this message on my Microsoft™ brand keyboard, I have my Zojirushi™ thermos right beside me, keeping my Hot Cocoa™ brand drink beverage warm and Toasty™. "
Oh my god I genuinely laughed out loud. Thank you good sir
That's almost as bad as the advert I saw today for HD sunglasses; you know, glasses that let you see the world in high definition, unlike what your normal eyes can see.
Man, something is listed as $50.99? How bizarre! I'm pretty sure there is some marketing theory out there which would maintain that pricing the item at $49.99 would prove more enticing to consumers.
HEY BRAH WHEN WE'RE NOT SUCKING ON HOSES FULL O BEER AND STUFFING ROOFIES DOWN CHICKS THROATS WE ALL ABOUT THEM BLACK OPS PRO GLASSES DAWG. JOINT OPS FO DAT ASSSSSSSSS "
at first i was thinking, "go get 'em OP, you so clever," but then i saw you hate people who funnel on the beach, and i realized you probably play too much video games. "
Yeah, don't knock the beer bong unless you've tried one.
If Im not mistaken those glasses are basically the same as the glasses some golfers use. I've never tried the gamer glasses but I can say from the lens colour and the frame shape, they look awfully similar to golfing glasses.
Have any of you tried them? I did at PAX and the only thing they did was make everything yellow. I don't see why anyone would want to wear them unless they like everything in the game to be yellow
They had some sort of ridiculous gaming glasses booth at PAX East this year. It was surrounded by mobs of teenagers and dimwits as the booth was equipped with plenty of booth babes wearing skin tight clothing and some appropriately douchebag looking guy shouting on a microphone about free stuff. Normally it wouldn't bother me but that shit was the very first thing you saw if were coming through the front entrance of the exhibition floor.
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