• The graphics are terrible.
• The character models are terrible.
• The animations are terrible.
• The weapons are terrible.
• The combat and controls are terrible.
• The sound effects are terrible.
• The map and guidance system is terrible.
• The music is terrible.

For some ridiculous, unknown reason, a large group of so-called "professional game journalists" have decided that this list of inconsequential trivialities somehow makes "Deadly Premonitions" a terrible game. IGN describes it as "awful in nearly every way" and dumps it with a 2 / 10 score. Cheat Code Central, the website located in the middle of Cheat Code City, states "Deadly Premonition is not a good game" and slaps a 2.5 / 10 score onto it. Gamespot, a spot composed entirely of games, despised it so much that they refused to review it, and instead offered their entire synopsis in the following sentence:

Urm.... What?

" Urm.... What? "

They posted their highly anticipated review. Whats not to get?

" @Drebin_893 said:

" Urm.... What? "

"

" @GrilledCheez01 said:

" @Drebin_893 said:

" Urm.... What? "

"

Thats the start of the review. Click the link. "

A four page review?  Sure, I'll read that.
 

Their review was accurate. Everything about it sucks, but there's an intangible quality to it that requires playing to understand.

It sounds like this is ripe for a quick look.

ER

" @EvilTwin: Four whole pages?! My god. I only read things that are 100 words or less. "

destructoid scored it higher then ff13 
 
it made me chuckle

" @Wes899 said:

" @EvilTwin: Four whole pages?! My god. I only read things that are 100 words or less. "

The point is that it isn't concise.  There's nothing (important) for him or her to say in 4 pages that couldn't be said in half as many.  After skimming the first couple of pages, all I see is the reviewer calling out other reviews (great way to start a review by the way) and a summary of what happens in the first hour (?) of the game.  *yawn* "

If you think this is a true review, well, you've never been to Something Awful.

" destructoid scored it higher then ff13  it made me chuckle "

" @VoodooTerror said:

" destructoid scored it higher then ff13  it made me chuckle "

They reviewed it higher then basically every game they have reviewed...so I don't see the point of your post rather then to bash FF13. "

" @CL60 said:

" @VoodooTerror said:

" destructoid scored it higher then ff13  it made me chuckle "

They reviewed it higher then basically every game they have reviewed...so I don't see the point of your post rather then to bash FF13. "

well, ff13 does suck something awful  "

I had a quality time reading this topic. Good job, Opening Poster!

" @CL60 said:

" @VoodooTerror said:

" destructoid scored it higher then ff13  it made me chuckle "

They reviewed it higher then basically every game they have reviewed...so I don't see the point of your post rather then to bash FF13. "

well, ff13 does suck something awful  "

" @VoodooTerror said:

" @CL60 said:

" @VoodooTerror said:

" destructoid scored it higher then ff13  it made me chuckle "

They reviewed it higher then basically every game they have reviewed...so I don't see the point of your post rather then to bash FF13. "

well, ff13 does suck something awful  "

No it really doesn't, I love it. And think it's great.  But wait. I guess your opinion is the only one that matters. "