Has anyone else gotten the infinite chainsaw from replaying Harry's mansion?  You would think it would be awesome, you have to replay one of the later stages all the way to the end, and it's a god damned chainsaw in a "zombie" game.  It's a pretty accepted formula that chainsaw + zombie = insta-gib.  This thing blows beyond belief.  It's almost silent, the blades don't move at all, and at least on hard you have to hold down the button for a good ten to fifteen seconds to kill a single enemy.  If you thought the flamethrower was unsatisfying, this thing achieves new and terrifying levels of suck.  The weed whacker sucks, but at least it's a joke.  

The flamethrower is, shockingly, much better than the chainsaw.  While boring and unsatisfying, it at least lets you attack more than one enemy at a time and can be useful on the wall crawlers. 

" The flamethrower is, shockingly, much better than the chainsaw.  While boring and unsatisfying, it at least lets you attack more than one enemy at a time and can be useful on the wall crawlers.  "

" @LazyPiranha said:

" The flamethrower is, shockingly, much better than the chainsaw.  While boring and unsatisfying, it at least lets you attack more than one enemy at a time and can be useful on the wall crawlers.  "

Taking more than one enemy at once takes all the fun out of it :P I wanna give each fucker his torture time ;)  Good point about the wall crawlers though haha, i'll make sure to have the flamethrower on my back in case a certain game has many... spiders.  Oh and, use the reply/quote function from now on plz :) "

I haven't gotten the chainsaw, but the weed whacker really is pretty good. Dunno what you're talking about. 3 seconds or so and the epilogue zombies are down, and those are some tough bastards. Takes around 150 SMG bullets to kill those guys, with most of those being headshots. You can also sometimes hit multiple enemies with with the weed whacker, and it's got more range than they do.

You shoulda put all that effort in collecting all the  cards and giving them to Wesley.
 
Now THAT's how you do post-game items.

I think the worst weapon in video game history is any weapon from Warhammer 40k: Fire Warrior. Believe me. Actually, no - torrent that shit and try for yourself.

I dunno man, do those weapons at least make noise?  

" The weed whacker sucks, but at least it's a joke.   "

" @LazyPiranha said:

" The weed whacker sucks, but at least it's a joke.   "

The weed whacker is the best weapon in the game; thread fails. "

" @iAmJohn said:

" @LazyPiranha said:

" The weed whacker sucks, but at least it's a joke.   "

The weed whacker is the best weapon in the game; thread fails. "

Wat  Last time I checked Jedi>Gardeners "

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