A man walks into a bar in Haiti. It collapses.

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#1  Edited By hardcorebunnni

So it's been about two weeks since the earthquake hit Haiti. Seems like it's been enough time to make jokes about the earthshattering event. Get it?
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#2  Edited By JJOR64

It's still to soon for Haiti jokes dude.

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#3  Edited By Th3_James

hmmmmm.... I am not an overly sensitive person, so i appreciate what you were trying to do, but others may not feel that way.  
 
initiate hate storm.

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#4  Edited By HandsomeDead

The thread title was funny. The content inside, not so much.

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#5  Edited By Megalon

I don't know the rules of "how long to wait", but I think it's safe to assume that when over 100,000 people just died you should take said joke, write it on a piece of paper, and shove it right up your ass.

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#6  Edited By KaosAngel

If you ask a Republican they'll joke it happened to Haiti becuase they don't believe in God and made a deal with Satan.

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#7  Edited By m1k3

Wow seriously?
 
People are still suffering over there. you really think now is the best time to be joking?

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#8  Edited By dudacles

For fuck's sake, they're still finding people under the rubble. Do you want to stir up a shit-storm? Because, as you well knew, posting this will do just that.

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#9  Edited By zeforgotten

I'm not senstive about this stuff either. 
But I know I'm in the minority with that, so I'll just warn you.  
 
And your joke only made me chuckle when i pictured Peter Griffin telling it 

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#10  Edited By KaosAngel
@ZeForgotten said:
"And your joke only made me chuckle when i pictured Peter Griffin telling it  "
I thought I was the only one.  >.>
 
This is the wrong board too, which people are also forgetting.
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#11  Edited By CornontheCobbe

I heard a pretty funny one yesterday. But i felt horrible for laughing.

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#12  Edited By HandsomeDead
@m1k3 said:

" Wow seriously?  People are still suffering over there. you really think now is the best time to be joking? "

Why don't you go and help them? Is this really the best time to be posting on the internet?
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#13  Edited By nanikore
@CornontheCobbe said:
" I heard a pretty funny one yesterday. But i felt horrible for laughing. "
Share it with us, man. 
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#14  Edited By KaosAngel
@CornontheCobbe said:
" I heard a pretty funny one yesterday. But i felt horrible for laughing. "
Going to share?
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#15  Edited By maxszy
@hardcorebunnni: I don't get offended but that was one of the most insensitive things you could say. WAY TOO SOON.
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#16  Edited By matthew
@KaosAngel said:
" If you ask a Republican they'll joke it happened to Haiti becuase they don't believe in God and made a deal with Satan. "
Funny, I meet the first of those.  I'm thinking "it happened" because 'normal' on that island was deplorable squalor.  Drop a 7.0 earthquake and non-existent building codes, and you have dead men, women, and children.
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#17  Edited By Hitchenson

I made this same joke the day it happened.
 
The correct way to tell the joke is: Three Haitians walk into a bar. It collapses. 

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#18  Edited By Tiwi

No.
do you have any idea how many that died?
MORE THAN 9/11, and we can't joke about 9/11

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#19  Edited By CornontheCobbe
@nanikore:@KaosAngel: 
 
Ok. But don't get mad at me for repeating! :S I only chuckled a bit in work and then felt bad for doing so.
 
Whats the difference between Haiti and Madeleine McCann's Parents? None, they both can't find their children. 
 
Just passing it on! Don't get mad! :S
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#20  Edited By KaosAngel
@Matthew said:
" @KaosAngel said:
" If you ask a Republican they'll joke it happened to Haiti becuase they don't believe in God and made a deal with Satan. "
Funny, I meet the first of those.  I'm thinking "it happened" because 'normal' on that island was deplorable squalor.  Drop a 7.0 earthquake and non-existent building codes, and you have dead men, women, and children. "
I was implying that republican that say that on TV.  v.v  I forgot his name.
 
I also agree with you on the non-existent building codes, same stuff happened in the poorer areas for the Tsunami.  I'm not saying we shouldn't help, after playing Mass Effect 2, I am more pro-humans and caring about our species...yet you can't put some blame on the Hatian Government for not keeping their country safe.
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#21  Edited By Hitchenson

50,000 people used to live here. Now it's a ghost town. 

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#22  Edited By TheJollyRajah
@HandsomeDead said:
" The thread title was funny. The content inside, not so much. "
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#23  Edited By KaosAngel
@tiwi said:
" No. do you have any idea how many that died? MORE THAN 9/11, and we can't joke about 9/11 "
Dude...have you not seen Postal?!  Or seen any show on Comedy Central?
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#24  Edited By nanikore
@CornontheCobbe said:
" @nanikore:@KaosAngel:   Ok. But don't get mad at me for repeating! :S I only chuckled a bit in work and then felt bad for doing so. Whats the difference between Haiti and Madeleine McCann's Parents? None, they both can't find their children.   Just passing it on! Don't get mad! :S "
BWAHAHAHAHAH-- 
 
You overhyped it man. Way to go.
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#25  Edited By Ignor
@CornontheCobbe:  ...I don't get it.
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#27  Edited By lukeyk

Dude you cant joke about that stuff why the fuck would you think about joking about that. 
 
OKay so imagine im knocking on the floor. 
What am i? 
A door to door salesman in haiti

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#28  Edited By Tiwi
@KaosAngel said:
" @tiwi said:
" No. do you have any idea how many that died? MORE THAN 9/11, and we can't joke about 9/11 "
Dude...have you not seen Postal?!  Or seen any show on Comedy Central? "
sure... still but i specifically meant WE.
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#29  Edited By CornontheCobbe
@nanikore: Told ya it was only worth a small chuckle! Nothing more >_^
 
@Ignor:
I don't really think it's that funny either. Some dude in work thought it was hysterical. Don't worry if you don't get it.
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#30  Edited By Computerplayer1

This thread is going to go downhill so quickly....

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#31  Edited By nanikore

 Is it still too early to make jokes?

Or should I wait for the dust to settle?    

Stolen from the internets. 
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#32  Edited By KaosAngel
@Computerplayer1 said:
" This thread is going to go downhill so quickly.... "
Hah, that was pretty good.  Made me smile here in class.  lol
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#33  Edited By Tiwi

this thread really does not have any point what so ever...
lock?

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#34  Edited By TheMustacheHero

Ahahaha!
 
Oh wait, this isn't funny.

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#35  Edited By Psych0Penguin

I need to go cut myself because I did see the title and I did chuckle and I feel like a bad person 
 
Before you start making Haiti jokes, maybe you should let the dust settle (OH S.N.A.P.!!!)

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#36  Edited By KaosAngel
@Psych0Penguin said:
" I need to go cut myself because I did see the title and I did chuckle and I feel like a bad person  Before you start making Haiti jokes, maybe you should let the dust settle (OH S.N.A.P.!!!) "
Dude, it was already used.  Not funny the second time.
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#37  Edited By hardcorebunnni
@tiwi said:

"No. do you have any idea how many that died? MORE THAN 9/11, and we can't joke about 9/11 "


Hmm... 
What's Osama's favorite sports team? The Jets! 
And for all you haters, here are some more jokes a friend and I cooked up: 

How do you get 50 Haitians in a phonebox? Tell them its structurally sound.

What has 10,000 legs and arms and is five feet tall?
Port-Au-Prince Hilton.

After the worst earthquake in 200 years the capital of Haiti is leveled. Damage estimates are in the tens of dollars.

Whats Haiti's national first person shooter? Quake.(shout out to all you videogame playas!!)

Haiti was in a horrible state. Most of the buildings in ruins. Everyone fighting over food and water. A huge number of people where homeless. The sanitation, nonexistent, human filth everywhere. Haiti was the embodiment of death, violence, and poverty.

And then the earthquake hit.     
 
Heard about the latest Haitian boy band?

New Blocks On The Kids......      
 
What's a Haitian's favorite breakfast? Quaker's oatmeal. 
 
Okay that's pretty much all I can think of for now. Should I post some more or should I wait for the dust to settle?
   
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#38  Edited By Psych0Penguin
@KaosAngel: dammit should read the full thread before assuming I can use a joke, I apologize
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#39  Edited By Ignor

Some guy creates a new topic on giantbomb. It collapses.
 
Did I do it right?

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#40  Edited By zeforgotten
@KaosAngel said:
" @tiwi said:
" No. do you have any idea how many that died? MORE THAN 9/11, and we can't joke about 9/11 "
Dude...have you not seen Postal?!  Or seen any show on Comedy Central? "
I find it ok to joke about 9/11 right around now. 
But we can't really blame anyone for that thing, not like it says "not for use in planes or jets" on the box of a GPS. 
I know, that was a bad joke. When I heard it the first time it was told so much better
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#41  Edited By Psych0Penguin
@hardcorebunnni: Its official, your going to hell - but dammit thats funny
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#42  Edited By ajamafalous

I lol'd.

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#43  Edited By hardcorebunnni
@Psych0Penguin said:
" @hardcorebunnni: Its official, your going to hell - but dammit thats funny "

I'm fine with Hell, just don't send me to Haiti. xD
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#44  Edited By iam3green

it's not a good time for these types of jokes. wait a couple more years. i am going to hell for laughing at that. poor people that suffer in haiti though. people are fighting over food and water now. my cousin is going to be going to haiti for some reason. he is in the US military.

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#45  Edited By Dylabaloo

Diglett used earthquake..............It was super effective.

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#46  Edited By Computerplayer1
@hardcorebunnni said:
" @Psych0Penguin said:
" @hardcorebunnni: Its official, your going to hell - but dammit thats funny "
I'm fine with Hell, just don't send me to Haiti. xD "
Annnnnnnnd there's the line.
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#47  Edited By KaosAngel

I'm going to hell...I'm been grinning at almost all of them.  >.<

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#48  Edited By Ignor
@KaosAngel said:
" I'm going to hell...I'm been grinning at almost all of them.  >.< "
Easily amused, are we?
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#49  Edited By KaosAngel
@Ignor: Grinning is not the same as laughing, good sir. 
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#50  Edited By Ignor
@KaosAngel: So... you're satisfied then?