A man walks into a bar in Haiti. It collapses.
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So it's been about two weeks since the earthquake hit Haiti. Seems like it's been enough time to make jokes about the earthshattering event. Get it?
I'm not senstive about this stuff either.
But I know I'm in the minority with that, so I'll just warn you.
And your joke only made me chuckle when i pictured Peter Griffin telling it
Why don't you go and help them? Is this really the best time to be posting on the internet?" Wow seriously? People are still suffering over there. you really think now is the best time to be joking? "
" If you ask a Republican they'll joke it happened to Haiti becuase they don't believe in God and made a deal with Satan. "Funny, I meet the first of those. I'm thinking "it happened" because 'normal' on that island was deplorable squalor. Drop a 7.0 earthquake and non-existent building codes, and you have dead men, women, and children.
I made this same joke the day it happened.
The correct way to tell the joke is: Three Haitians walk into a bar. It collapses.
Ok. But don't get mad at me for repeating! :S I only chuckled a bit in work and then felt bad for doing so.
Whats the difference between Haiti and Madeleine McCann's Parents? None, they both can't find their children.
Just passing it on! Don't get mad! :S
" @KaosAngel said:I was implying that republican that say that on TV. v.v I forgot his name." If you ask a Republican they'll joke it happened to Haiti becuase they don't believe in God and made a deal with Satan. "Funny, I meet the first of those. I'm thinking "it happened" because 'normal' on that island was deplorable squalor. Drop a 7.0 earthquake and non-existent building codes, and you have dead men, women, and children. "
I also agree with you on the non-existent building codes, same stuff happened in the poorer areas for the Tsunami. I'm not saying we shouldn't help, after playing Mass Effect 2, I am more pro-humans and caring about our species...yet you can't put some blame on the Hatian Government for not keeping their country safe.
" @nanikore:@KaosAngel: Ok. But don't get mad at me for repeating! :S I only chuckled a bit in work and then felt bad for doing so. Whats the difference between Haiti and Madeleine McCann's Parents? None, they both can't find their children. Just passing it on! Don't get mad! :S "BWAHAHAHAHAH--
You overhyped it man. Way to go.
It isn't funny until 22.3 years later, so it's still a while until we can laugh at that.
http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/163972
@Ignor:
I don't really think it's that funny either. Some dude in work thought it was hysterical. Don't worry if you don't get it.
I need to go cut myself because I did see the title and I did chuckle and I feel like a bad person
Before you start making Haiti jokes, maybe you should let the dust settle (OH S.N.A.P.!!!)
"No. do you have any idea how many that died? MORE THAN 9/11, and we can't joke about 9/11 "
Hmm...
What's Osama's favorite sports team? The Jets!
And for all you haters, here are some more jokes a friend and I cooked up:
How do you get 50 Haitians in a phonebox? Tell them its structurally sound.
What has 10,000 legs and arms and is five feet tall?
Port-Au-Prince Hilton.
After the worst earthquake in 200 years the capital of Haiti is leveled. Damage estimates are in the tens of dollars.
Whats Haiti's national first person shooter? Quake.(shout out to all you videogame playas!!)
Haiti was in a horrible state. Most of the buildings in ruins. Everyone fighting over food and water. A huge number of people where homeless. The sanitation, nonexistent, human filth everywhere. Haiti was the embodiment of death, violence, and poverty.
And then the earthquake hit.
" @tiwi said:I find it ok to joke about 9/11 right around now." No. do you have any idea how many that died? MORE THAN 9/11, and we can't joke about 9/11 "Dude...have you not seen Postal?! Or seen any show on Comedy Central? "
But we can't really blame anyone for that thing, not like it says "not for use in planes or jets" on the box of a GPS.
I know, that was a bad joke. When I heard it the first time it was told so much better
" @hardcorebunnni: Its official, your going to hell - but dammit thats funny "
I'm fine with Hell, just don't send me to Haiti. xD
it's not a good time for these types of jokes. wait a couple more years. i am going to hell for laughing at that. poor people that suffer in haiti though. people are fighting over food and water now. my cousin is going to be going to haiti for some reason. he is in the US military.
" @Psych0Penguin said:Annnnnnnnd there's the line." @hardcorebunnni: Its official, your going to hell - but dammit thats funny "I'm fine with Hell, just don't send me to Haiti. xD "
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New Blocks On The Kids......
Okay that's pretty much all I can think of for now. Should I post some more or should I wait for the dust to settle?