Far Cry the film bitches

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Edited By Cirdain
http://www.dreadcentral.com/reviews/far-cry-2009

To give you an idea how flat the action gets: a boat chase sees the speedboat Schweiger is steering heading straight for a randomly placed ramp in the waterway in front of him; the music swells, the comic relief sidekick yelps, and then the boat jumps the ramp in the most unspectacular manner possible. No slow motion. No explosions. No near misses. No great height. No great distance. Just a speeding boat hopping a low altitude ramp. A minor stunt that's treated as a major money shot. It'll leave you longing for the opening minutes of Universal Soldier: The Return. - Foywonder
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#1  Edited By Cirdain
http://www.dreadcentral.com/reviews/far-cry-2009

To give you an idea how flat the action gets: a boat chase sees the speedboat Schweiger is steering heading straight for a randomly placed ramp in the waterway in front of him; the music swells, the comic relief sidekick yelps, and then the boat jumps the ramp in the most unspectacular manner possible. No slow motion. No explosions. No near misses. No great height. No great distance. Just a speeding boat hopping a low altitude ramp. A minor stunt that's treated as a major money shot. It'll leave you longing for the opening minutes of Universal Soldier: The Return. - Foywonder
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#2  Edited By atejas

Can't be worse than the SotC movie.

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#3  Edited By Cirdain

SotC. Mann I gotta see that!

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#4  Edited By penguindust

From the review:

I know the game features a tropical island and monsters. There is an island that appears to be off the coast of non-tropical Vancouver.
The actress who played the female lead, also played the lead character on the SciFi Channel's series adaption of the comic Painkiller Jane, if anyone remembers that show.  She also had reoccurring roles on Smallville and CSI:NY. 

She also starred in House of the Dead 2...a movie so bad that even Uwe Boll didn't want to have anything to do with it.




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#5  Edited By TwoOneFive

i think its about time Ryan did some TANG  on Uwe Boll directed films. 

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#6  Edited By Cirdain
TwoOneFive said:
"i think its about time Ryan did some TANG  on Uwe Boll directed films. "
I fear he may tear his eyes out.
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#7  Edited By CL60

Gonna be bad.

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#8  Edited By pissedoffthewitch

Ryan could have a whole week dedicated to Uwe boll's movies... Maybe that's just overkill.

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#9  Edited By ltcoljaxson

Uwe Boll... lol

Too bad, could have been interesting.

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#10  Edited By The_Dude

Does anyone have the authority to fire Uwe Boll...because if not we should just kill him.

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#11  Edited By Smike
atejas said:
"Can't be worse than the SotC movie."

I really do hope that wont actually happen.  I dont want SotC be tained by a crappy movie adaptation.
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#12  Edited By Cirdain
The_Dude said:
"Does anyone have the authority to fire Uwe Boll...because if not we should just kill him."
He won the life time achievement award for worst carrier at the golden raspberry awards.
Uwe Boll save everyone the trouble and just kill yourself..
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I wasn't even aware that this movie was being made, ouch. Last I heard of it I thought the Rock, was going to star in it.

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#14  Edited By tekmojo

I  saw this movie a while back, I'd put it in the category of Sci-Fi Original movie standards. Stupid but fun.

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#15  Edited By HumanBanana

Yeah, Far Cry movie wasn't that bad. Humor was awful and the story consisted of cliches, there were no interesting action scenes...well, maybe the helicopter one was. Acting at the beginning of the movie was terrible, those two Americans...just awful. I mean, it was bad, but not that bad.

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#16  Edited By Grillbar
pissedoffthewitch said:
"I wasn't even aware that this movie was being made, ouch. Last I heard of it I thought the Rock, was going to star in it."

well the far cry movie is allready done and have been for a while its really terible
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#17  Edited By maxszy

Not good, but definitely not the worst movie Uwe Boll has made.

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#18  Edited By pause422

Wow, this will be awful.

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#19  Edited By Cirdain
pause422 said:
"Wow, this will be awful."
It's out is it's not 'will be' 'it is'
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#20  Edited By Liber

I saw this movie , such piece of crap which includes not tropical islands what so ever.  even if you are a Far Cry fan dont bother watching this movie.

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#21  Edited By Cirdain
Liber said:
"I saw this movie , such piece of crap which includes not tropical islands what so ever.  even if you are a Far Cry fan dont bother watching this movie."
thanks for the warning