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#1 Edited by Maxistentialist (14 posts) -

Hey Duders, Max here from Cards Against Humanity. We're putting a $100 bounty on porn shot on the Giant Bomb E3 set.

Some background: This year Giant Bomb rented a professional studio to shoot their live after-hours E3 coverage in, and it turned out to be one of the weirdest places we’ve ever seen.

The studio included a number of half-assed sets like a police station, a hospital room, a prison shower, a law office, a bar, and numerous bedrooms.

Of course we all made lots of jokes about how these sets were probably used for porn, but everything took a dramatic turn when Nathan Vella found an annotated porn script labeled: Ep 3 - Yellow Revisions - 03/18/2013

The implications here are staggering. We’re pretty sure that such video game luminaries as Jonathan Blow, Cliff Bleszinski, Adam Boyes, and Vinny Caravella used fake desks and beds that hosted vigorous pornographic ball-slapping sex just days or even hours earlier.

Here’s the complete script as a PDF. What we know so far:

  • This is the second episode of a porn series
  • It shot on 03/18/2013
  • Characters include Dylan, Nick, Gio, Mackenzie, Angela, Penny, Ted, Darrington, and Dean Parker
  • Locations include “Kelly’s Bar,” and “Nick’s Campus Apartment”

We’re putting up a $100 bounty for the first person who can find us video of this script or video from another episode of this series that uses the same sets. If you find it, email us at CardsAgainstHumanity+PornScript@gmail.com.

EDIT: Here's the studio.

EDIT by Rorie: Please keep in mind that this thread is not exempt from our forum rules, people:

  1. NO material of a pornographic, overtly sexual or macabre nature: Includes but not limited to in-game images from pornographic games or hentai, as well as sexually explicit fan art. This includes subjects which may be deemed generally offensive to the community. Additionally, usernames and content in user profiles must be appropriate for all ages.

The mods will be very slightly flexible here since this is a bit of a meta-site post, but direct links to porn videos, porn sites, inline gifs from porn videos, Picard/Kirk slash fiction, and the like will henceforth earn you a suspension at the very least. We don't want to squash anyone's fun, but that doesn't mean that this thread is a license to post whatever you like. If you want to claim a bounty, feel free to use the email address posted in the original post rather than post porn links in this thread.

#2 Edited by BigJeffrey (4901 posts) -

YESSSS

#3 Posted by Make_Me_Mad (3204 posts) -

This is the best thing. Get on it, Internet!

#4 Posted by falserelic (5721 posts) -

I bet they busts all kinds of nuts on that set, all kinds....

#5 Edited by FluxWaveZ (19809 posts) -

I like how everyone immediately supports this thread when people were actively opposed to the last one.

#6 Posted by SirPsychoSexy (1353 posts) -

the hunt begins

#7 Posted by I_Stay_Puft (4415 posts) -

I like how everyone immediately supports this thread when people were actively opposed to the last one.

lol was thinking the same exact thing... now off to the hunt!

#8 Edited by Make_Me_Mad (3204 posts) -

@fluxwavez: There was a last one? Also three people is hardly everyone, and who am I to refuse Max Temkin when he wants people to spend hours scouring the Internet for very specific pornography?

#9 Posted by Colourful_Hippie (4761 posts) -

When the Internet comes together magical things can truly happen.

#10 Posted by mlarrabee (3191 posts) -
#11 Posted by cloudymusic (1367 posts) -

Jeff laid down on that bed on night 1.

#12 Posted by Irvandus (3056 posts) -

The Witcher 3: Wild Porn Hunt

#13 Posted by RyuseiDate (8 posts) -

I love that this is a thing.

#14 Posted by thebolt (10 posts) -

So nobody took pics or video of this place at all? All we have to go on is a music video?

#15 Posted by Grixxel (784 posts) -

It's probable it got shot but never released D:

#16 Posted by mudkip9000 (202 posts) -

I bet "Penny" is Penny Flame

#17 Posted by TurboMan (8129 posts) -

searched "Dean Parker" porn on google... first hit is a gay porn site...

*puts on sunglasses*

I'm Going In.

#18 Edited by Colourful_Hippie (4761 posts) -

@i_stay_puft said:

@fluxwavez said:

I like how everyone immediately supports this thread when people were actively opposed to the last one.

lol was thinking the same exact thing... now off to the hunt!

I don't think 2 or 3 negative comments can be labeled as "everyone"

@turboman said:

searched "Dean Parker" porn on google... first hit is a gay porn site...

*puts on sunglasses*

I'm Going In.

Nice choice of words, just don't go in raw.

#20 Posted by Slow_pC (257 posts) -

This is going to be interesting .... simple as that.

#21 Edited by Colourful_Hippie (4761 posts) -

@turboman said:

searched "Dean Parker" porn on google... first hit is a gay porn site...

*puts on sunglasses*

I'm Going In.

Nice choice of words, just don't go in raw.

#22 Posted by FluxWaveZ (19809 posts) -

I don't think 2 or 3 negative comments can be labeled as "everyone"

Yes, because what I meant was that literally every single Giant Bomb user is supporting this thread.

#23 Edited by TurboMan (8129 posts) -

I bet "Penny" is Penny Flame

is it weird that I was thinking the same thing?

#24 Posted by mudkip9000 (202 posts) -
#25 Posted by ShinyTan (48 posts) -

Yeah. Groinal.

#26 Posted by Colourful_Hippie (4761 posts) -

@fluxwavez: No, that was in regards to what you said about the other thread, not this one, but of course I now see that you didn't use "everyone" when talking about the other thread.

#27 Posted by BaconGames (3728 posts) -

This is an incredibly stupid idea but Monday I'm going to pick up the phone and call a bunch of major porn studios and see what I can find. Wish me luck...

#28 Posted by Chaser324 (6954 posts) -

Again, same warning I made in the last thread. Please don't post something that will get you banned.

Moderator
#29 Posted by Gspark (12 posts) -

The place must have been covered with the white rain of a thousand loads.

#30 Posted by Milkman (17782 posts) -

@turboman said:

@mudkip9000 said:

I bet "Penny" is Penny Flame

is it weird that I was thinking the same thing?

In my search, I've found that Penny Flame retired from porn in 2009.

So, CONFIRMED: NOT PENNY FLAME (or her boat).

#31 Posted by jimmyfenix (3941 posts) -

why did the other thread get locked ?

#32 Posted by mudkip9000 (202 posts) -

@milkman: maybe it's her big come(get it) back debut!

#33 Edited by BaconGames (3728 posts) -

Scanning through the script, I found that there are numerous references to other episodes (6, 7, and others) and titled "Yellow Revisions," "Blue Revisions," and "Production Draft." Basically don't put too much stock into the "yellow revisions" or at least not taking that as a title. That and in my personal opinion, there is far too much dialogue for anything less than either a softcore movie, a college film, or a really high production porn movie. Either way, we're dealing with stuff that's probably not hanging around the internet, assuming we care about this script.

Of course, if the desire is to know if porn has been shot there, I'm sure that information can be found independent of this script's story.

#34 Edited by mlarrabee (3191 posts) -

@jimmyfenix said:

why did the other thread get locked ?

It does seem weird that the initial thread would be locked, but then again this one was started by the man holding the money.

#35 Edited by I_Stay_Puft (4415 posts) -

I'm thinking a key to this might be starting with the Lonely Island "Diaper Money" video and working from there to figure out where the studio is located and who else might of shot there.

#36 Posted by TurboMan (8129 posts) -

How long do you think it usually takes to edit a porno movie? Maybe it hasn't come out yet?

#37 Posted by Milkman (17782 posts) -

@jimmyfenix said:

why did the other thread get locked ?

It does seem weird that the initial thread would be locked, but then again this one was started by the man holding the money.

It was locked because it's a duplicate at this point. There's no conspiracy.

#38 Edited by Petiew (1374 posts) -

I bet they busts all kinds of nuts on that set, all kinds....

Yeah man, all kiiiinds of nuts. Deep inside.

#39 Posted by Oscar__Explosion (2615 posts) -

Scanning through the script, I found that there are numerous references to other episodes (6, 7, and others) and titled "Yellow Revisions," "Blue Revisions," and "Production Draft." Basically don't put too much stock into the "yellow revisions" or at least not taking that as a title. That and in my personal opinion, there is far too much dialogue for anything less than either a softcore movie, a college film, or a really high production porn movie. Either way, we're dealing with stuff that's probably not hanging around the internet, assuming we care about this script.

Of course, if the desire is to know if porn has been shot there, I'm sure that information can be found independent of this script's story.

Typeing in Yellow Revisions on google leads me to believe that the supposive title has to do with the revisions to the actual script more than anything else.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shooting_script#Overview

#40 Posted by Jachin (50 posts) -

This is my kind of challenge...

#41 Posted by Maxistentialist (14 posts) -

@i_stay_puft said:

I'm thinking a key to this might be starting with the Lonely Island "Diaper Money" video and working from there to figure out where the studio is located and who else might of shot there.

Here's the studio.

#42 Edited by Max_Cherry (1202 posts) -

I have no hard feelings about them locking my thread now that's there is a new thread with all the information. Also, The name of the shooting space is Willow Studios. Take a look at their image gallery: http://www.willowstudios.net/about.php

#44 Posted by mlarrabee (3191 posts) -
#45 Posted by TurboMan (8129 posts) -
#46 Edited by cavemantom (220 posts) -

So, why do people think that was shot three months ago would have aired already?

Online
#47 Edited by falserelic (5721 posts) -

@petiew said:

@falserelic said:

I bet they busts all kinds of nuts on that set, all kinds....

Yeah man, all kiiiinds of nuts. Deep inside.

Yep, There's nothing wrong with going deep inside them sugar walls, balls deep too while playing a love song.

#48 Posted by Chaser324 (6954 posts) -

@legion_: If you'd like to complain about moderation, please do so via PM. I assure you that this decision was simply a pragmatic one. There's no need to have two threads on this subject, and the OP here instantly has more info to offer than anything uncovered in the initial thread.

Moderator
#49 Edited by Jachin (50 posts) -

Due to the insane amount of plot, it leads me to believe it's probably a Cinemax softcore porn series. Has anyone tried calling or emailing the studio for info? Also, I think it's very likely that it isn't even out yet.

#50 Posted by RobKenno (102 posts) -

03/18/2013? Thats not that long ago for it to have made it to gen pop? Mackenzie could be Mackenzee Pierce