Hey Giantbomb! How come you don't have any girls reviewing games?

A: You would stare at her boobies all day and nothing would get done.
B: Feminine products in the mail bag would leave less room for cheese explosion.
C: Too shy to ask a girl if she wants to play with your joy stick.

... sorry what is the goal of this thread?

Because gender quotas are for suckers.

Flagged.

There are no girl staff.
 
 
 
 
That I am aware of.

Brad is really a girl in drag.

Thanks for making me lose even more faith in society.

" A: lways.   

  B: e.   

 C: losing. "  

" @Buzzkill said:

" A: lways.   

  B: e.   

 C: losing. "  

fixed. "

Guess what?
 
 
Flagged!

Because no girls applied for the job. It's that simple.

Because they dont have girls on the GB staff right now.  

Now that we got this out of the way... 
    

" Brad is really a girl in drag. "

They tend to get groupies which the guys have enough of.
 
Brad did you get that lock of my hair yet!? Get at me!

The problem is most of them can play a game, however not finish one.

No females currently review video games on Giant Bomb because there are no female employees, now grow the fuck up.

" No females currently review video games on Giant Bomb because there are no female employees, now grow the fuck up. "

D: They would fight over who had the right to mate with her.  Eventually, one of the male staff would end up dead and Giant Bomb would close down.
E: The female would force the engineers to redecorate the website, making for flowers, rainbows and unicorns to be everywhere.
F: All video features would be relegated to casual games such as "Imagine: Babyz" and Nintendogs.
G: She would yell at everyone and make the staff feel less manly.
H: She would prove to be better at video games, making the staff feel less manly.

Lol the only girl video game editor I can think of was the one that was working for GameSpot about 2-3 years ago, but she got hired at Mythic Entertainment.

Yeah?

Girls on the internet? No of course not. Girls getting paid to write about video games. Get the fuck out of here!

Maybe they haven't found any with the right qualifications, or worry people may thin it's a gimmick...which is usually the gase aside from maybe G4 that i've seen, lot sjust have a pretty face that is just there to 'model' while a guy does the reviews and such.
 
@FluxWaveZ said:

" D: They would fight over who had the right to mate with her.  Eventually, one of the male staff would end up dead and Giant Bomb would close down. E: The female would force the engineers to redecorate the website, making for flowers, rainbows and unicorns to be everywhere. F: All video features would be relegated to casual games such as "Imagine: Babyz" and Nintendogs. G: She would yell at everyone and make the staff feel less manly. H: She would prove to be better at video games, making the staff feel less manly. "

wuts a girl?????

I don't get it.

They tried with Leigh Alexander on a podcast.. people didn't like her :P So one part of it is maybe that the community isn't ready for girlz writing about your games?

" @cap123 said:

" Brad is really a girl in drag. "

Sure you aren't getting confused with Vinny? "

The world doesn't need a second Olivia Munn.

" @AgentJ said:

" @cap123 said:

" Brad is really a girl in drag. "

Sure you aren't getting confused with Vinny? "

GTFO! Vinny is the only reason this site is still good, I love this, and actually this is amazing because of all the staff. Just trying to get across that Vinny is awesome...r. "

"E: The female would force the engineers to redecorate the website, making for flowers, rainbows and unicorns to be everywhere. "  

" @ShaunassNZ said:

" @AgentJ said:

" @cap123 said:

" Brad is really a girl in drag. "

Sure you aren't getting confused with Vinny? "

GTFO! Vinny is the only reason this site is still good, I love this, and actually this is amazing because of all the staff. Just trying to get across that Vinny is awesome...r. "

WOAH, it was a joke! What, did you think the first guy was implying something truly derogatory about Brad? I think the Vinny in drag mental image is way funnier than that of Brad. "

awww...  I was kind of hoping this was going to be an intelligent discussion on why the majority of girls don't seem to play or like video games.

Because its one of the many reasons Gamespot went from being the #1 source for video game related news and information to a pathetic joke.  
Giantbomb however was there to pick up the pieces.

Best thread.

lol girls+video games = non exsistant..... right?

" @cap123 said:

" Brad is really a girl in drag. "

Sure you aren't getting confused with Vinny? "

Cause girls are the DEVIL!

Yes, that's right. Most places of employment don't hire women because their tits are distracting. *boggles*