How can the Nipponese defeat Western opposition?

In your mind, how can the glorious Nipponese console manufacturers obliterate competition from the filthy western pigs? There's no question that only the Nipponese manufacturers truly care about the players, let alone the games, but recent sales figures from Sony and Nintendo have been troubling, to say the least. As I see it, the only way the Nipponese can completely devastate the disgusting Westerners is to come together in some sort of glorious, pan-Japanese alliance. If we can cut the contentions between Nintendo fans and Sony fans, then we can focus on the true enemy: Microsoft.

You spelled nipple wrong.

The answer: Skynet.

I feel like there's supposed to be some sort of meaning to this post, but I don't see it.

@winternet said:

Don't worry. They've already got it covered.

@yi_orange: You may not realize it, yi_orange, but the future of video games looks ineffably bleak shoulf we fail to act. If we want video games to stay pure and fun, as they were for us, if we want our children and grandchildren to enjoy videogames as we did, we must help the Nipponese in their fight to destroy Western competition.

It's kinda easier for me to imagine Sony merging with Microsoft than with Nintendo. I'm sure both are laughably far-fetched though. Did you know the biggest driver of profits for Sony is their financial services wing? They sell life insurance in Japan.

I'm not sure if this thread is stupid, offensive, or stupidly offensive.

Obviously Japan isn't using Tadakatsu Honda enough, because the west would fear his Tonbogiri!

Isn't the correct term 日本人?

@video_game_king: Perhaps, but unlike the Western swine, who gleefully exclude video game enthusiasts who appreciate quality titles, I refuse to exclude anyone, including those whose computers cannot display Japanese characters.

Except the first girl is Japan-chan and the other girls are Bush, Clinton, and Obama.

...what?

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