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#1 Edited by chrismafuchris (1154 posts) -

In your mind, how can the glorious Nipponese console manufacturers obliterate competition from the filthy western pigs? There's no question that only the Nipponese manufacturers truly care about the players, let alone the games, but recent sales figures from Sony and Nintendo have been troubling, to say the least. As I see it, the only way the Nipponese can completely devastate the disgusting Westerners is to come together in some sort of glorious, pan-Japanese alliance. If we can cut the contentions between Nintendo fans and Sony fans, then we can focus on the true enemy: Microsoft.

#2 Posted by oldenglishC (1086 posts) -

You spelled nipple wrong.

#3 Posted by Winternet (8234 posts) -

The answer: Skynet.

#4 Edited by YI_Orange (1208 posts) -

I feel like there's supposed to be some sort of meaning to this post, but I don't see it.

#5 Posted by joshwent (2638 posts) -
#6 Edited by chrismafuchris (1154 posts) -

@yi_orange: You may not realize it, yi_orange, but the future of video games looks ineffably bleak shoulf we fail to act. If we want video games to stay pure and fun, as they were for us, if we want our children and grandchildren to enjoy videogames as we did, we must help the Nipponese in their fight to destroy Western competition.

#7 Posted by Veektarius (5244 posts) -

It's kinda easier for me to imagine Sony merging with Microsoft than with Nintendo. I'm sure both are laughably far-fetched though. Did you know the biggest driver of profits for Sony is their financial services wing? They sell life insurance in Japan.

#8 Edited by StarvingGamer (8894 posts) -

I'm not sure if this thread is stupid, offensive, or stupidly offensive.

#9 Edited by Morbid_Coffee (974 posts) -
#10 Posted by Video_Game_King (36567 posts) -

Isn't the correct term 日本人?

#11 Edited by chrismafuchris (1154 posts) -

@video_game_king: Perhaps, but unlike the Western swine, who gleefully exclude video game enthusiasts who appreciate quality titles, I refuse to exclude anyone, including those whose computers cannot display Japanese characters.

#12 Edited by Morbid_Coffee (974 posts) -

Except the first girl is Japan-chan and the other girls are Bush, Clinton, and Obama.

#13 Posted by JasonR86 (9994 posts) -


#14 Edited by Sparky_Buzzsaw (6866 posts) -

Spam threads like these are in clear violation of our Forum Rules. I'm locking this down.