• oldenglishC posted a message in the forum topic Lebron James is going home. on the Off-Topic board.

    Good for him. I hope he gets rickets.GO PISTONS!

  • oldenglishC posted a message in the forum topic Sharon Stone's Vagina Was a Big Deal. Today's Equivalent? on the Off-Topic board.

    I'm just glad that there's more than one old person on this website.(Janet Jakson's tities actually changed FCC rules. I vote for her.)

  • oldenglishC posted a message in the forum topic Coke Freestyle Machine vs Warm Vending Machines on the General Discussion board.

    @corvak: @corruptedevil: The Gravemind side salad? I'm not good at food jokes.Or salads.

  • oldenglishC posted a message in the forum topic Coke Freestyle Machine vs Warm Vending Machines on the General Discussion board.

    @cbyrne: I'm out in the suburbs, but I'm not more than fifteen minutes away from an olive supreme or super steak and cheese.You just know a man with that glorious of a mustache makes a hell of a st...

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  • oldenglishC posted a message in the forum topic Lindsay Lohan Sues Rockstar Over Likeness on the General Discussion board.

    @darthorange said:She is so full of poop it is coming out of her ears. *makes mental image* *unzips pants*

  • oldenglishC posted a message in the forum topic Settle my fight! Ketchup or Mayo? on the Off-Topic board.

    @neonie said: @babychoochoo said: No condiments at all because I'm not a fucking savage and I'm eating french fries the way the good lord intended us to eat goddamn french fries.With no condiments an...

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  • oldenglishC posted a message in the forum topic Coke Freestyle Machine vs Warm Vending Machines on the General Discussion board.

    There's a Coke Freestyle machine at the local Halo Burger (It's a regional thing and the greatest fast food on the planet.). I stop at least twice a week just for the delicious redundancy of a vanill...

  • oldenglishC posted a message in the forum topic Life's Most Important Questions: How Do You Urinate? on the Off-Topic board.

    Down and out, facing away from the toilet, dick pointing backwards between my legs, nothing but the center of the bowl.Life's more fun when you make everything a challenge.

  • oldenglishC posted a message in the forum topic Novel Writing: Never Good Enough. on the Off-Topic board.

    @mooseymcman said: @oldenglishc said: I put The Allegiance of Justice on my nephews' Kindle and they both loved it. (I haven't read my copy yet.)What's the sequel called? I can sell two copies with o...

  • oldenglishC posted a message in the forum topic Novel Writing: Never Good Enough. on the Off-Topic board.

    I put The Allegiance of Justice on my nephews' Kindle and they both loved it. (I haven't read my copy yet.)What's the sequel called? I can sell two copies with one phone call.

  • oldenglishC posted a message in the forum topic Where is the hype for this game!?!?!? on the DragonBall Xenoverse board.

    That title had me all hyped up for a DBZ vs Xenogears/saga/blade game. Someone owes me for this disappointment.

  • oldenglishC posted a message in the forum topic New Hires and enthusiasm on the Bombcast board.

    Everybody was just a little bummed out over Brad leaving. Things will pick up.

  • oldenglishC posted a message in the forum topic Showering: Before bed or After Waking up? on the Off-Topic board.

    Both, always followed with generous amount of gold bond spray powder. I don't know you one shower a day heathens live with your stink.

  • oldenglishC posted a message on the post How to Build a BEAST - Episode 01.

    I want to take a bunch of money out of my index fund, hop on plane, and head to that mother grabbing store. Seeing Video Games NY punched me right in the nostalgia. All the independent game stores aro...

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