i will follow u if yuo follow me

i waz looking at da tread dat coonce made to c who had da moar followers.  So i wz liek tinking and stuff and thoght rather than protesting da idea, i wuold ask every1 to follow me.  i know no1 is going to follow me for no reason.  so instead  if u follow me, i will follow uz.  thiz shuold be fun.

Congratulations on successfully raping my eyeballs.

i c wat u did thar

" Congratulations on successfully raping my eyeballs. "

Ouch man, where d fuk is da grammar police?

Indeed. (even though I'm totally not British)

" i c wat u did thar "

" Ouch man, where d fuk is da grammar police? "

 
@CornontheCobbe said:

" Ouch man, where d fuk is da grammar police? "

So far i have been able to decipher... "I was looking at the thread...." then it hurts my brain. :P
 
But yeah man, sure I'll follow you.

This thread kills a tiny piece of my soul.

" We're Here, To Save The Day

"

What's with everyone's sudden obsession with following each other? Have you heard about this, have you read about this? I mean, it's got to be really awkward when someone has to go to the bathroom! 
 
Badum-tss.

" i waz looking at da tread dat coonce made to c who had da moar followers.  So i wz liek tinking and stuff and thoght rather than protesting da idea, i wuold ask every1 to follow me.  i know no1 is going to follow me for no reason.  so instead  if u follow me, i will follow uz.  thiz shuold be fun. "

I thought this was gonna be a Genesis thread :(