If you had to make a game about being a lumberjack

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#1  Edited By I_smell

I make little tiny games, and I really want to make one about lumberjacks. There are about two lumberjack games in existance, and this saddens me.

I still don't know what the game should be. I think the player should cut down trees, so there's a start.
Let's brainstorm.

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#2  Edited By Absurd

Make it about futuristic lumberjacks, that way it explains why they have guns that shoot chainsaws.

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#3  Edited By TreeHouse

You cut the trees but you then have to catch all the little baby birds that fall out of their nest as you do so. I wonder if thats ever an issue...

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#4  Edited By Lashe

Fable 2 is the best lumberjack simulator.

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#5  Edited By gamer_152  Moderator

My idea was a fast-paced action-adventure game about a bionically augmented lumberjack who fights against the forces of evil in a dark and alienated future

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#6  Edited By I_smell

Retrieve the razor blades from sherrif of Nottingham so they will all be free?

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#8  Edited By jakob187
@Lashe said:
" Fable 2 is the best lumberjack simulator. "
You obviously never played Battlefield Bad Company, now did ya?  hehehe  There's even an achievement called "Manic Lumberjack".

Anyways...the game needs to have lumberjacks, cybernetic dinosaurs, bubblegum traps, and a handful of zazz.  You can do it!!!
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#9  Edited By jeffgoldblum

Technically in X Men Origins Wolverine you are a lumberjack...

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#10  Edited By tekmojo

Runescape

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#11  Edited By buzz_clik

Hordes of slow moving enemies that have to be squashed by chopping down trees. Their corpses rot and fertilise the earth, making more trees grow where they died. Of course, let too many trees grow and you can't see where the enemies are coming from, so you have to get your tree / open space ratio right. Trees can create a domino effect for bonus multipliers. Naturally, the game would have full physics in effect just to totally screw up your carefully constructed plans, causing you to throw a controller and chip it.

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#12  Edited By zander1123

(i am thinking flash game side scrolling format) 


You are a pissed off LumberJack with an angry look on your face, why you are angry, i dont know nor do i care. But it looks like the woods have been taken by an evil man would wants to control the supply of lumber by turning all the trees into walking fighter warriors who will follow his commands. And  you decided to free them from their prison by kill them all then sending them down river to Ye Olde Mill. 
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#13  Edited By ponyslayer

I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay. it would be like samba de amigo but lumberjacks yo :)

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#14  Edited By Tuggah

Eazy, your Marcus Pheonix post war, you have your lancer which you use to cut down trees, also throwing in classic lines such as "Aw Shit!" "Fuck Yeah!" "That's five mother fuckers!" and many of the other creative lines by Marcus Pheonix.

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#15  Edited By kmdrkul

Make sure you can customize what color plaid shirt you can wear

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#16  Edited By freakin

My suggestion, big busomy female lead.  Completely tear the roof off what people traditional think of when they think of lumberjacks. 

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#17  Edited By buzz_clik
@kmdrkul: Dude, that is a boss idea.
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#19  Edited By TobyD81

I'm surprised there are already two lumberjack games.
I think an obvious choice would be a resource management sim. Figuring out how to optimally cut up lumber based on consumer demand, balancing your area of harvestable trees versus government regulation and pressure from environmental groups, etc...

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#20  Edited By toowalrus

It would just follow the wrestling career of Andre the Giant.

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#21  Edited By kmdrkul
@buzz_clik said:
" @kmdrkul: Dude, that is a boss idea. "
Really, I could care less how the game plays so long as it has that feature :P


Also, Al Borland's shirt is unlocked upon finishing the game


EDIT: Actually no, Al Borland himself is unlocked when you beat the game.
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#22  Edited By Sticky_Pennies

Crysis.

Actually, I'd make it a Wii game with an axe-shaped plastic Wiimote holder thing, because Wii owners definitely need more of those. >_< And it'd take place on the surface of the sun. There'll be a harder difficulty where you fling cards at trees to cut them instead.

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#23  Edited By auspiciousqueue

I would go with a Monty Python inspired Lumberjack game.


 "I cut down trees, I skip and jump, I like to press wildflowers, I put on women's clothing and hang around in bars."
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#24  Edited By penguindust

I used to watch the Lumberjack World Championships on the "Deuce".  It's coming up again in July, so head to Wisconsin if you want to be inspired up close.

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#25  Edited By mordukai

I would make make the Monty Python Lumberjack song its theme song. 


  

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#26  Edited By TheMustacheHero

The lumber jack should fight against beavers who are cutting down trees, so then you have to play as  the lumberjack seeking revenge on the beavers?

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#27  Edited By JordanStiva

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck had quick time events?

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#28  Edited By Wolverine

My game would just me a collection of mulitplayer mini games.

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#29  Edited By Zereta

Co-operative Cutting down trees. Competitive Cutting down trees. A Competitive Physics Multiplayer Mode where you must use trees to kill enemies.

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#30  Edited By BiffMcBlumpkin

You should make one where you play as the tree. The goal is to drop enough acorns to disable the Lumberjack before he can defeat you.

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#31  Edited By MAN_FLANNEL

lots of MAN FLANNEL

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#32  Edited By thedj93

You should make a GoW-style hack n slash, with dual hatchets as the quick attack and a chainsaw as the heavy. Also a sawn-off for the ranged could be coooooool. You would have to cut down trees to get goodies like health, and you would get health upgrades each time you successfully destroy a habitat and/or eat woodland creatures. It would be like the anti-sonic. And you would fight badgers and ferrets, the dirty dicks.

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#33  Edited By DuhQbnSiLo

Just make have nothing to do with lumberjacks and name it that... would be awesome