Imagine life suddenly became a Fantasy RPG. What Character Class would you likely be and why?

This is actually a work-related poll, so please bear with me and do try to answer properly :P
Anyway, I'll go first.
 
Realistically speaking, if one can use such a word when addressing a fantasy world, I'd most likely be a Rogue, even if I rarely play as such. But I do am quite agile and fast, and I'm also great at sneaking up on people without them ever noticing I was coming, hehe. So yeah, Rogue.

fighter warrior

Red Mage, I was a Refresh Whore for 3 years.   
 

The class I am now: Paragon. It's a combination of King and Paladin, which means I kick thrice as much ass.

Rouge. No other options were available to me.

Engineer.

I would probably be a sorcerer/wizard because I am not though, so I can't be a fighter. I'm not sneaky so I can't be a rogue. I'm neither religious, holy or artistic so I can't be a Cleric, Paladin or a Bard. 
 
Plus I am the guy that uses his brains and not brawn. 
 
But if I were supposed to be realistic about all this, I would probably be a farmer handing out low level quest.

I can't fight, I'm not the smartest guy, I'm not fast and I love helping people.
Seems like Cleric should be my thing.

Rogue. That's the sort of life I've lead. I'd definitely be multi-classing some magic into the equation.

Wizard with a far-too-high constitution score.

Bard for me. I'm versed in a few instruments, speak a few languages, and overall am a jack-of-all-trades, master of none.

Wild mage.

" Bard for me. I'm versed in a few instruments, speak a few languages, and overall am a jack-of-all-trades, master of none. "

Either a wizard or a bard 
I'm more of a knowledge based person, and I play several instruments, and I really like history 
Therefore I'd probably be more of magic based character like a wizard or bard

I'd be a badass wizard dude learning the arts of evil to make all you my slaves.

The self-aware NPC of course! Which in this case would technically make me a fighter.

Gallery

The mage. It's always been my view that being able to shoot fireballs and make lightning strike anywhere you want is a lot cooler than just swinging a sword around.

I'd be some crappy Summon monster.

Cleric.  Not the flashiest, but no one gets anywhere without one.

Druid

Monk. No need for weapons. 

A jaunty scallywag with the charm of a cheeky chappy.

Wise but out of touch and overly protective village elder of no consequence.

" Monk. No need for weapons.  "

Can't imagine being anything but a paladin.

Fighter, dual class to mage at level 12.

" This is actually a work-related poll, so please bear with me and do try to answer properly :PAnyway, I'll go first. Realistically speaking, if one can use such a word when addressing a fantasy world, I'd most likely be a Rogue, even if I rarely play as such. But I do am quite agile and fast, and I'm also great at sneaking up on people without them ever noticing I was coming, hehe. So yeah, Rogue. "

Rogue, cause I can't fight for shit and I can't cast fireballs

Rouge because in a world where everyone is ready to kill everyone else the safest place to be is holding the knife in the other guys back

i picked mage but it would either be mage or rogue. both of them are great classes to be. 
 
mages can do magic powers. 
 
rogues can sneak around backstab people.

Paladin. 

The dude with the fashionable face scar who turns sides like 5 times.

I would think myself to be a rogue, but I'm actually a pussy and hate harming people so cleric :P

Something long-ranged for sure. You'd definitely die less.

C. Mostly because it's magic, and setting dudes on fire never gets old.

Plus, I love summoning things to kill other things (Raise Dead in Fable, Necromancer in Diablo, Warlock in WoW).

Probably a warrior/bard type. Given that bards are support-based buffers and debuffers, cause that's how I like to roll. Weaken their defenses then rush in with heavy physical attacks. 

Fighter/Warrior. Non-religious guy with this much meat on my bones? Seems logical to me. 

Cleric

Night elf mohawk. 

I'd be the guy our fearless leader never takes into his group because he thinks I suck.
 
Ah, procrastination in the camp. I'll just hang back and enjoy a good ale.
 
Class would probably be Dwarven Warrior. Although I'd have to seduce female dwarves then. No, Human Rogue.

Monk/Mage Hybrid

The guy with the white long hair.  Effeminate and brutal.  Songs will be sung for his great blandness.

Wizaaaaaaaaaaaaaard

" The guy with the white long hair.  Effeminate and brutal.  Songs will be sung for his great blandness. "

" @SeriouslyNow said:

" The guy with the white long hair.  Effeminate and brutal.  Songs will be sung for his great blandness. "

I know this is probably some JRPG jab, but this immediately made me think of the witcher. FF7 is barely a cultural touchstone anymore. "

Dude one of his best friends was a bard.