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Posted by Animasta (14691 posts) 1 year, 6 months ago

Poll: in the PS4 meeting, whom were you most scared of or was the creepiest? (337 votes)

Driveclub guy, aka "I want to sex all of the cars" 30%
Suckerpunch guy, aka "fuck tha police" 59%
one of the other motherfuckers 11%

Okay so we all liked the conference (except for cynics and PC master race assholes, seriously go look at the RPS comments to see a bunch of annoying 'well ON THE PC BLAH BLAH BLAH), but man some of those presenters were goddamn scary/creepy... personally for me it was driveclub guy. urk

I'm really only adding other because that second square enix guy looked like he wouldn't be out of place as the head of a local Yakuza branch and Ono looks way too jovial to not be hiding some deep, dark secret.

#1 Posted by beepmachine (618 posts) -

I voted driveclub dude. The suckerpunch guy was scarier, but the car guy was creepier. Cerny was also pretty damn intense, in a kind of slow burn way.

#2 Posted by DonPixel (2585 posts) -

Not exactly creepy, but pretty funny indeed...

#3 Posted by Animasta (14691 posts) -

Cerny was also pretty damn intense, in a kind of slow burn way.

sure, but I just felt he was really excited about it.

driveclub guy became like, 5 levels above excited.

#4 Posted by Optix12 (615 posts) -

Scary plays with your movements, creepy plays with your MIND

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#5 Edited by SlashDance (1815 posts) -

The Suckerpunch dude was intense. It was such a dramatic shift of tone, too, like everyone before him was so excited to tell you how the PS4 makes everything better and then this guy shows up, "no, I'm gonna tell you about that time I got tear-gassed by the goddamn cops !"

That was just weird.

#6 Posted by KaosAngel (13765 posts) -

I like cars. Driver guy didn't bother me, it's how my car junkie friends sound.

#7 Edited by HerbieBug (4212 posts) -

@donpixel said:

Not exactly creepy, but pretty funny indeed...

I entered this thread with intent to comment on this quartet right here. It seems to me they have hired some sort of PR person specifically to dress and pose them for media. Watch Jeff's Destiny preview video. The photos...

Destiny vid in question

Jeff shows said photos starting at 11:11 into the video.

#8 Posted by Dagbiker (6976 posts) -

I liked how the Sukerpunch dude was trying to tell me how, the Man knows everything about me, and is probably screen capping my webcam as we speak only to later post it on 4chan. And then proceeded to sell me on the PS4s convective features, that will let me play with friends around the world, download games before I know I want them, or watch people who don't even know me play games. Yep, Ok.

#9 Edited by Pr1mus (3910 posts) -

Scared of the Sucker Punch guy and creeped by the Drive Club guy.

I can deal better with a tin foil hat kind of guy than a sexual deviant.

But man... that goddamn look.

#10 Posted by Demoskinos (14832 posts) -

I WAS TEARGASSED.

#11 Posted by mellotronrules (1192 posts) -

i posted this elsewhere, but it's a pro pros: i think sucker punch guy was scared because he knew big jeffrey was in the audience.

#12 Posted by Demoskinos (14832 posts) -

#13 Posted by Pr1mus (3910 posts) -

@demoskinos: That's the face of someone who has seen death and knows it's over.

#14 Posted by chocolaterhinovampire (1289 posts) -

suckerpunch guy

#15 Posted by Demoskinos (14832 posts) -

@pr1mus said:

@demoskinos: That's the face of someone who has seen death and knows it's over.

That section of the presentation was oddly political. I imagine some guy backstage going "FUCK WHAT IS HE DOING WE TOLD HIM NOT TO GO OFF SCRIPT!" while he was out there.

#16 Posted by Oldirtybearon (4806 posts) -

@pr1mus said:

@demoskinos: That's the face of someone who has seen death and knows it's over.

That section of the presentation was oddly political. I imagine some guy backstage going "FUCK WHAT IS HE DOING WE TOLD HIM NOT TO GO OFF SCRIPT!" while he was out there.

Neither of you would happen to have a link to that particular demo, would you? I mistimed my pee break and missed the inFamous stuff.

#17 Edited by Pr1mus (3910 posts) -

@oldirtybearon: I think gametrailers has the entire event broken down per segment.

Edit: Or they did yesterday anyway. I can't find it. Just the trailer itself.

#18 Posted by crusader8463 (14422 posts) -

None of them affected me in anyway. They just seemed like some dudes that were ether really over acting for the presentation or were really into their topic of discussion.

#19 Posted by ImmortalSaiyan (4677 posts) -

The Driveclub dude seems WAY into cars. To a level I never seen before so I was taken aback by that. The suckerpunch guy stole my attention for the time he was on stage. He sounded sincere and make me real curious about the game he was about to pitch. Because of him I want to see more of InFamous 2nd son.

#20 Posted by Animasta (14691 posts) -

None of them affected me in anyway. They just seemed like some dudes that were ether really over acting for the presentation or were really into their topic of discussion.

there still was a distinct difference between them and people like j.blow or d.cage

#21 Posted by FierceDeity (358 posts) -

I loved that Drive Club guy. That's the kind of over the top obsessive detail that makes me interested in car/flight sims.

#22 Posted by WasabiCurry (422 posts) -

The car guy...he really loves cars....

Oh, as for the PC Master Race guys. Fuck them. I often joke around on GB because I find it funny to mess with console folks, but I don't care what you play on.

Yeah, I am a PC owner and I will own all three consoles. I HAZ THE JOBZ!

#23 Posted by _Chad (962 posts) -

You can check it online. They were both creepy.

#24 Posted by Demoskinos (14832 posts) -

@oldirtybearon: I don't have a link but I can tell you on the giantbomb video on the front page right now the time stamp for when that part of everything starts is around the 1hour 17minute mark.

#25 Edited by BaneFireLord (2935 posts) -

Much as I'm disinterested in racing games, Drive Club dude was effing hilarious in his obsession and I wasn't creeped out at all. With Sucker Punch dude, however, I kept half expecting him to pull a gun out of his shirt and commit suicide on stage.

#26 Posted by Miketakon (514 posts) -

Drive Club dude creepy as hell.

#27 Posted by DarthOrange (3864 posts) -

That old guy in the David Cage tech demo.

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#28 Posted by gogosox82 (424 posts) -

The Suckerpunch guy was super creepy but it kind of made me more interested in his game because of how intense he was. If infamous is half as intense as that guy was, it will be amazing.

#29 Posted by crusader8463 (14422 posts) -

@animasta said:

@crusader8463 said:

None of them affected me in anyway. They just seemed like some dudes that were ether really over acting for the presentation or were really into their topic of discussion.

there still was a distinct difference between them and people like j.blow or d.cage

Ya, they were really into the thing they were talking about and were expressing their passion for it. Just because they were not able to hide it under a calm outward appearance doesn't mean the scared or creeped me out any. Guess I just have a higher threshold for that kind of stuff then most people.

#30 Posted by beepmachine (618 posts) -

@animasta said:

@dennisthemennis said:

Cerny was also pretty damn intense, in a kind of slow burn way.

sure, but I just felt he was really excited about it.

driveclub guy became like, 5 levels above excited.

I agree, it was more just the sort of crazy look in his eyes. He looks like an evil genius.

#31 Posted by TooWalrus (13198 posts) -

I just know the Suckerpunch guy left me aroused and confused.

#32 Posted by illmatic19 (964 posts) -

Definitely Suckerpunch guy. That monologue made me cringe so bad I just had to take off my headphones and look away. Also, I found the Jonathan Blow part to be pretty terrible to watch as well.

#33 Posted by ShaggE (6453 posts) -

Drive Club guy fo' sho'. I don't know if I love *anything* as much as that dude loves cars.

Suckerpunchman just had me baffled and giggling. I kept picturing him just walking offstage in silence after the "I was gassed" line, and then Kaz Hirai coming onstage and yelling "599 US DOLLARS!". That mental image was way too entertaining for me to be creeped out.

Cerny was definitely the creepiest, but in the most subtle way.

#34 Edited by Sooty (8082 posts) -

David Cage boasting about faces that look no better than stuff from 5 year old PC tech demos was pretty scary, not because I feared for my life, just how deluded he was.

and who cares about demos with one face on the screen? They are so irrelevant.

#35 Posted by Phatmac (5726 posts) -

That suckerpunch guy freaked me out.

#36 Posted by EVO (3908 posts) -

Suckerpunch guy, no contest.

#37 Posted by Glottery (1277 posts) -

Suckerpunch guy, who also made me think I'm about to see some Watch Dogs footage instead...

#38 Edited by NekuSakuraba (7241 posts) -

The sucker punch guy scared the fuck out of me, I nearly turned off the stream and went to go cry in a corner.

#39 Posted by Jrinswand (1709 posts) -

The dude with the starey eyes.

#40 Edited by Disconnect (68 posts) -

I'm a grown man so I'm embarrassed rather than creeped out by these people.

#41 Posted by hermes (1486 posts) -

That old guy in the David Cage tech demo.

God! You can see his soooooooul !!!

OT: The Suckerpunch guy was pretty intense.

#42 Edited by Castiel (2616 posts) -

I'm just gonna drop this here: http://www.giantbomb.com/playstation-orbis-working-title/3045-146/forums/best-part-of-playstation-meeting-2013-1425709/

Expect to hear from my lawyer.

#43 Posted by Captain_Tolerable (20 posts) -

Say what you want about the Suckerpunch guy, but there's no better way to get attention for your presentation than opening with the line: "Nine years ago, I was at a political rally and was teargassed by the police."

Guy got my attention at the very least.

#44 Posted by Thompson820 (410 posts) -

The Suckerpunch dude just tore the intensity dial off in the space of a second, that was way creepier to me than car dude. Car dude was just somebody who loves cares. Too much? Arguably. But at least that man has a passion, the Suckerpunch guy just has intense creepiness.

#45 Edited by FilipHolm (667 posts) -

The sucker Punch guy was INTENSE

#46 Posted by psylah (2177 posts) -

The sucker punch guy, because I basically AM that car guy.

#47 Posted by Neurotic (632 posts) -

Well, as Ryan said, they were both intense fucking dudes. I find it hard to choose which one was weirder. Probably the car guy though since his love of cars is real alien to someone who doesn't care about cars. I mean, at least Sucker Punch guy was kinda right. He just believed a little too much in it and tried, successfully, to be scary. I'm convinced that he is in no way affiliated with Sucker Punch and they got him from a conspiracy theory website or something.

#48 Posted by Cold_Wolven (2220 posts) -

Sucker Punch guy was way too serious for my liking.

#49 Posted by GERALTITUDE (3324 posts) -

I really can't figure out the Sucker Punch thing... I mean.. he was doing it *in character* right? I just think it came off weird. He was totally pretending that inFamous was a "real" thing, right?

He was acting, right??

#50 Posted by Funkydupe (3319 posts) -

@pr1mus said:

Scared of the Sucker Punch guy and creeped by the Drive Club guy.

I can deal better with a tin foil hat kind of guy than a sexual deviant.

But man... that goddamn look.

Is he a developer or an actor maybe?