Just traded my iPhone 4 for N64 + Red controller + Zelda + Mario

yo so i just traded some nukka my iPhone 4 white for his n64 + red controller + zelda oot + mario 64

the whole time in my head i was like damn this nukka must be dumb as fuck

dude got ripped off for real what a dumbass

everyone knows you cant play no zelda or mario kart or any hd games on that pos plus he gave me that red controller like wtf you thinking

accent that controller with some black sharpie and shit is like a bugatti

idk how much more stupid people can get

people nowadays dont know what quality really is ill be gaming that shit up online zelda style while he's tryna call people

ima be getting em red coins and be getting messed up on shrooms with toad smoking mad blunts with yoshi doing coke with bowza getting drunk poppin pills havin suicidal thoughts with luigi sippin lean with koopa ya we on that turtle time and shit flyin in and out an all that

plus i just got my kart all tuned up last week so my shits all in 1st place bitch and that nukka last place with that phone tryna call people

dude thought he was gonna be schemin on me ya right bro he was prob fiendin on some skooma x medex x moon sugar when he agreed to this trade he probably feel like a complete dumbs right now but he aint gettin his shit back

nukkas be tryna tell me that n64 aint got no multitask and Im just like wtf im playin 3 games with 2 controllers at the same time thats 6x times the skill and 6x the multitask bitch

just realized shit came with the mem cards as well oh ya double the trouble now pause that shit turn it off and continue it later

got that graphics expansion too so shit is like super hd now shit aint even hd no more its like upper echelon definition now aint even gonna get it modified or nothin

Props, sick trade.

lulz

your use of "tryna" is amazing. like, now you'll be all tryna get the triforce and what not. yeah i'm feeling your flow.

Fool

@Jayzilla said:

your use of "tryna" is amazing. like, now you'll be all tryna get the triforce and what not. yeah i'm feeling your flow.

hahah ya that nukka aint gonna be doin no more triforce hunting ima all over that shit

Dude. You just got followed so hard. You're my new favorite on GiantBomb. Also that is a pretty dope trade.

@AndrewBeardsley said:

Fool

ya i know dudes such an idiot

whole time i was just hoping that he wouldn't realize how bad he was getting ripped off

just realized shit came with the mem cards as well oh ya double the trouble now pause that shit turn it off and continue it later

You are my hero.

What the fuck is a nukka?

Nifty trade!

@EVO said:

What the fuck is a nukka?

Probably both of us, for wondering that.

Also, I read this whole thing in the voice of the guy from GTA IV, the one with the accent. Made me day.

word up

I love you.

Once again I'll just say that I miss weedbro.

Oh, word?

i read the trades and this is the best one i found

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN

Although this post made me laugh, I think an N64 with 3 games would cost you $60 on ebay. To each his own, if you are happy with the trade then who cares what the nukka thinks.

NUKKA COLA?

Awesome.

I have both. Living it up.

Dat trade be sick son 

Good trade. iPhones are for chicks.

sick ass trade yo!

@EVO said:

What the fuck is a nukka?

Sounds like a Space Ork nuke.

Trying to red that gave me a headache :(

Although Majora's Mask would have been a better trade.

Ocarina is still good though.

I found my very own Dave Strider. Followed.

@EVO said:

What the fuck is a nukka?

Probably both of us, for wondering that.

Also, I read this whole thing in the voice of the guy from GTA IV, the one with the accent. Made me day.

@MordeaniisChaos said:

@EVO said:

What the fuck is a nukka?

Probably both of us, for wondering that.

Also, I read this whole thing in the voice of the guy from GTA IV, the one with the accent. Made me day.

This thread makes me happy.

Although this post made me laugh, I think an N64 with 3 games would cost you $60 on ebay. To each his own, if you are happy with the trade then who cares what the nukka thinks.

You got ripped off there but as long as you are happy with the trade thats all that matters.

Nukka?
 
Lol.

Winning.

wtf is up with this nukka who all passed out drunk n shit blocking up my way

nukka be sleeping probably knocked out cold from that Cccccccrrrrrrraaaack

im tryna be triforce hunting and shit tryna find zelda maybe even get some becky from her before I go and this nukka just sleepin there blockin up my path

im slashin nukka with my sword and shootin the nukka with my slingshot and nukka still be sleepin it's like damn nukka stop bein a hobo and get a job or sumtin

so whats the deal anyone know how to get passed this nukka

Once again I'll just say that I miss weedbro.

Seems reasonable. Who needs an $800 phone when you can play $60 worth of dope-ass video games?

@mac_n_nina said:

accent that controller with some black sharpie and shit is like a bugatti

Damn straight.

(Also, how on earth do you pronounce nukka?)

Shit. Now you can play Perfect Dark and Rogue Squadron.

Yeah... me too?

You didn't already own an N64 and those games? That makes you the bigger loser.

@Sammo21 said:

You didn't already own an N64 and those games? That makes you the bigger loser.

nukka let me give you some advice nukka makin fun of other nukkas on the net is so 2009

also i got those anti nukka man mukkalukka powers so next time u be tryna type of those insults out on your keyboard slow as shit since ur gwam is like 10 i suggest you look the the other way while typing cause I'll activate those anti nukka man mukkalukka power n jump through yo screen n shit ya go ahead and color that shit in with yo crayolas

@Chavtheworld said:

@mac_n_nina said:

accent that controller with some black sharpie and shit is like a bugatti

Damn straight.

(Also, how on earth do you pronounce nukka?)

Nuh-kah that's how you pronounciate the word nukka.

@mac_n_nina said:

@Chavtheworld said:

@mac_n_nina said:

accent that controller with some black sharpie and shit is like a bugatti

Damn straight.

(Also, how on earth do you pronounce nukka?)

Nuh-kah that's how you pronounciate the word nukka.

Got it.

Gonna say you got ripped the fuck off but that's just me.

@Azteck said:

Gonna say you got ripped the fuck off but that's just me.

ya right nukkah

for a second there i read that as saying you got ripped the fuck out hahahhaha

@EVO said:

What the fuck is a nukka?

I'm not sure if that's supposed to be a racial slur or not. Anti-intellectualism FTL.

@Napalm said:

@McGhee said:

Once again I'll just say that I miss weedbro.

Where did he go, anyway?

He was an alternate joke account. He got banned.