Perfect Afterlife?

I don't know if there is one, but I thought of what I would want from the afterlife if there so happens to be one.
 
I would want to be able to go anywhere, and any time period I want. Have the ability to take the form of anything living, and live in our world but with administrator privileges, and a command console. Spawn anything, and do whatever I feel like doing. Blow up the world to see what it looks like, then revert back to a previous time. Create a zombie apocalypse with dinosaurs running around our modern world. Find a companion and live out a normal life. ANYTHING
 
I would never get bored of this afterlife. 
 
What afterlife would be the best in your opinion?

Beautiful virgins on tap. 
 
All my dead family and loved ones chilling.
 
But preferably not in the same room.

An afterlife where every game that comes out is a new IP and not Super Shooter Space Marine Guy 6.

I would want it to be like the construct from the matrix, that would be awesome to the max. For those unfamiliar the construct is the loading program for weapons they use in the matrix but apparently it can spawn anything and everything. Amazing.

" Beautiful virgins on tap.   All my dead family and loved ones chilling.  But preferably not in the same room. "

" @cap123 said:

" Beautiful virgins on tap.   All my dead family and loved ones chilling.  But preferably not in the same room. "

How am I supposed to top that?  I guess if I just add unlimited access to any flavor Pop Tart at any time. "

" @Mikemcn said:

" @cap123 said:

" Beautiful virgins on tap.   All my dead family and loved ones chilling.  But preferably not in the same room. "

How am I supposed to top that?  I guess if I just add unlimited access to any flavor Pop Tart at any time. "

and you never develop pop tart withdrawal "

This topic is filled with delusion.

I never understood why anyone would want virgins in the afterlife. Wouldn't you want experienced women? They're virgins for a reason...

" An afterlife where every game that comes out is a new IP and not Super Shooter Space Marine Guy 6. "

Remember the game afterlife?  It was kinda sim cities meets black and white.  You would be trying to expand your heaven faster than the other side expanded their hell.  I wonder if they'll ever remake it

" This topic is filled with delusion. "

To continue to live in the world as a robot.  Yeah...maybe I'll get into future space adventures or be a gritty future space robot cop space cop.
 
Seriously though I'd prefer to just not have one.

Where everything I want happens in an instant...
 
You're lame ass afterlife? I can have it in a blink of an eye.

I'd just want to start my life over again. That would be sweet, I made a few decisions I'm not very proud of.

VALHALLA

I'd be fine if the afterlife was identical to this one. I just want to live forever