Request: GiantBomb: the iphone Game

  Story: The mayor's daughter has been kidnapped by Lucha Deer and its up to you to rescue her.  Take your pick from the cast of GiantBomb, and pummel your way through the streets of San Fransco,  Collect power ups and weapons. Fight traditional Japanese bad guys like baseball bat wielding clowns on motorcycles and the mandatory girls with bouncing boobs. GiantBomb: the Game. 
 
Do it. I don't make games, I'm just pitching an idea. 

Just make a mario game with skins, so Luchadeer is Yoshi. 

As awesome as it would be, it isn't going to happen. If you really want one, make one yourself.