So where's Luchadeer been?

He hasn't featured, or even been mentioned, in any video or Bombcast in months. Has he become more of a silent partner of the GiantBomb business, or is he just sun bathing on some tropical island somewhere?

I believe I heard something about a wild cocaine and hooker party wherein he overdosed. He's currently in rehab.

... In my dreams

"I believe I heard something about a wild cocaine and hooker party wherein he overdosed. He's currently in rehab."

In my wet dreams...

Stories are wild and conflicting, but there's no denying Luchadeer has vanished off the face of the Earth, and his friends and family miss him dearly and hope anyone with information on his whereabouts will come forward.

He can't make appearances too often, otherwise there would be nothing news-worthy about his sightings.

He's touring with Bruce Springsteen.

He is in my computer right now.

He doesn't want you to know. It's all part of his plan...

On the wall in the GiantBomb office.

Last I heard he was on the run.

Luchadeer has always been with us and will always remain with us... in our hearts. Just believe in him, and Luchadeer will save you. My savior is your savior. All hail the mighty Luchadeer. ALL HAIL OR BURN IN AN ETERNAL HELL FOR YOUR BLASPHEMOUS BEHAVIOR AGAINST THE MIGHTY LUCHADEER!

He's over at cocainemountain shooting porn.

What HASN'T he been doing?

"He's over at cocainemountain shooting porn."

"What HASN'T he been doing?"

He's in the IRC.