Test your knowledge of british words!

That's right, being british I feel it's my duty to educate the world on a very important topic. British slang.
So tell me any british words you know along with definitions, and I'll tell you if you're wrong or right.
Alternatively, if there are any british words you don't quite understand - just ask and I'll clarify.

lol i am British too but isn't this a bit off topic?

Cheerio...um...can you tell me? lol.

"Cheerio...um...can you tell me? lol."

This belongs in the off-topic section methinks.  I know plenty British slang words seeing as I'm British.  I could do one better and tell you about Scottish words too.

Cheerio can also be used as a greeting.

Thanks I never understood and it's a dream of mine to go to Europe one day.

I am British, so I know tonnes. Can't be bothered to type any out.

cant you just make this in off topic though

I'm a Londoner.

Bloody hell, I am late to drink tea and eat crumpets with the Queen, we will be discussing how crooked the nations teeth are.


There, are you happy now!!!

Ey blad wassup? I is like propa G ya kno wat I'm sayin blaaaaahd?

Mm, chavverlicious.

Okay, random British slang I know:

Crisps
Chips
Wanker
Biscuit
Flat
Fag
Fanny

All these British words are hurting my stupid American head.

Golloshes are boots M I rite?
My dad was british so I should be famillier with this topic.

Even though I speak fluent English, I often can't understand what they're saying at all when I watch something like Monty Python or other British media.

Schizoid said:

"Ey blad wassup? I is like propa G ya kno wat I'm sayin blaaaaahd?

Mm, chavverlicious.
"

AWRIGHT GEEZA, you skeen bredren? Ya, safe bruv.

"

Schizoid said:

"Ey blad wassup? I is like propa G ya kno wat I'm sayin blaaaaahd?

Mm, chavverlicious.
"

AWRIGHT GEEZA, you skeen bredren? Ya, safe bruv.

"

Is eggy bread to you what french toast is to us North Americans?

Man, you have to start telling us if we're right or not!

"Is eggy bread to you what french toast is to us North Americans?"

"chickenscratch said:

"Is eggy bread to you what french toast is to us North Americans?"

yes
"

What does "Bluhtay Hail" mean?

"banksrob said:

"chickenscratch said:

"Is eggy bread to you what french toast is to us North Americans?"

yes
"

whew, I can rest easy tonight then..."

One British term I don't understand is "fucking-A". What does this mean?

"One British term I don't understand is "fucking-A". What does this mean?
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"One British term I don't understand is "fucking-A". What does this mean?
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Y'alreet lad?

Monty Python And The Holy Grail is, in my eyes, the pinaccle of British humour
Its Fuckingg Jokes
(theres some British for you)
:D