There's a game party going on around me

There's 2 projector screens with people set up playing a bunch of fighting games, a TV running Call of Duty on it and another giant HD tv where they're playing Madden for some reason, and a huge crowd is watching.
 
Meanwhile, I'm sitting in the computer room working on some C++ programming and making flowcharts for it because it's due at midnight. College, you know?

sucks

"College, you know? "

That's my favorite kind of party.  Sucks that you're working while all that's going on around you, but that's life.

After you finish your work, take your pants and shirt off, run into the crowd, crash into the projector screens, and go to sleep. Make sure you keep your socks on. It's not funny if you take your socks off.

That shit is due in an hour, son. Get on it! I assume you live in a dorm room?

I once had a gay par...Oh, wrong topic.

Well, someone will be glad to know that I turned it in with time to spare. Now I won't have to sleep with my teacher!

whoa sounds like a good party huh