Unfounded prediction: The next Xbox will be called the Xbox Delta

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#1  Edited By MaddenedMan

No research has gone into this claim, but it would be an awesome name.

Also it would follow Microsoft trying to keep up with PS4, as Delta looks kind of like a 4. (Capital at least)

Then people could do those conspiracy pictures (X, X; Square, Box; Circle, 360; Triangle, Delta) pictures with completion...

And Xbox Delta rolls off the tongue.

(Microsoft people, if you're browsing this forum, this one's on me.)

Oh, also, the way that they could justify it is through the definition of delta as a landform at the mouth of a river, as it brings together all sorts of media (gaming, movies/TV, music, etc) I mean hey, it's no less far fetched than the 360 holding its breath.

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#2  Edited By BeachThunder

It will be called XBOX: Enemy Unknown.

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#3  Edited By Akyho

Well....to be blunt....this is pointless.

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#4  Edited By Slab64

@Akyho said:

Well....to be blunt....this is pointless.

So is all speculation. Oops, I just destroyed game journalism.

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#5  Edited By BlastProcessing

It'll be called The Blinx Box

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#6  Edited By Jack268

Nah it'll be called the Xbox 8. 
 
It serves both the purpose of marketing Windows 8 and making soccer moms believe it's better than the PS4 because the number is higher.

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#7  Edited By MaddenedMan

Xbizzle? Xboxt? Nextbox? Xbx? Xb0x? Xboxx? Xbox 40K?

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#8  Edited By morningstar

You might need a new hobby if this is what you do with your time =)

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#9  Edited By Imsorrymsjackson

@Akyho said:

Well....to be blunt....this is pointless.

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#10  Edited By Bell_End

they should just call it the XBOX. it doesn't need a tag

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#11  Edited By planetfunksquad

@BeachThunder: This.

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The Xbox Solution

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#13  Edited By EerieTraveler

Everyone is wrong. They are going to call it "Price Gouging Netflix Machine."

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#14  Edited By zeforgotten

Hey, whatever people pick that isn't "720" or any other dumb number that means "we spin around in a circle and end up in exactly the same spot as last time" is a good name for the new Xbox. 

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#15  Edited By MaddenedMan

x(b+0x)=y

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#16  Edited By BisonHero

It will be called the Xbox Beta, because there really is no final version of the UI or functionality, and the system is constantly in beta.

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#17  Edited By Yanngc33

Will it lose your luggage and have shitty seats?

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#18  Edited By MaddenedMan

@BisonHero said:

It will be called the Xbox Beta, because there really is no final version of the UI or functionality, and the system is constantly in beta.

In mathematics, Delta refers to change, so perhaps 'twould be suitable for this as well?

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#19  Edited By Dark

If modern trends have anything to say about it, it will be called 'The New Xbox'.

SEE WHAT I DID THAR!

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#20  Edited By rachelepithet

Xbox Infinity

Xbox Remix

Xbox Live

Xbox OnLive

Xbox Nobanunga's Ambition

Xbox The Third

Xbox Surface

Xbox Desktop

Xbox 3.1

Xbox 8

Xbox Willenium Edition

Xbox Experience

Xbox RAM 1500 HEMI (since the Duke controller was named Dakota, and the 720 codenamed Durango)

Xbox One

Xbox Evolution

Xbox Organic

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#21  Edited By Ravenlight

@Dark said:

If modern trends have anything to say about it, it will be called 'The New Xbox'.

SEE WHAT I DID THAR!

If modern trends have anything to say about it, it will be called the Xbox U.

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#22  Edited By ShadowMoses900

I heard it's going to be called Xbox 8 to go along with Windows 8.

Xbox Delta does sound cool though.

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#23  Edited By OfficeGamer

Xbox Delta Force heeeelll yeeeaaaa

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It'll be called the PS4. Got to psych out the competition

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#25  Edited By glyn

@BlastProcessing said:

It'll be called The Blinx Box

This

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#26  Edited By Marcsman

Nope it will be X marks the Box

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#27  Edited By ShaggE

Xbox: Pig in the City.

Yes, I'm running this joke into the ground. No regrets. No fucking regrets.

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#28  Edited By Deranged

@Bell_End said:

they should just call it the XBOX. it doesn't need a tag

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#29  Edited By Branthog

I heard something, recently, about Direct X being deprecated. Presumably with the intention of building an entirely new API from scratch sans the baggage of the last fifteen years? If that's true, then it would be kind of weird to keep calling it the XBox anything (although, obviously, they will).

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#30  Edited By TheDigitalistic

Didn't any of you watch the super bowl?

It's the Xbox Horizon.

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#31  Edited By DaMisterChief

The New Xbox no doubt, if you look at the way they are presenting the xbox logo recently (xbox music, xbox video) they'll keep the xbox Logo and lose the circle behind it.

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#32  Edited By vaiz

THE XBOX.

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#33  Edited By Karl_Boss

@Bell_End said:

they should just call it the XBOX. it doesn't need a tag

This.....it would go along with the reboot fad.

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#34  Edited By superfriend

They might as well name it "please don´t buy this system, use an Ipad or something" at this point.

Seriously "Delta" is the worst shit ever. I doubt they would do it, even if it would probably appeal to the military fartheads out there.

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#35  Edited By TheHT

Halcyon 2

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XXXBox featuring 4K resolution 3D pornos.

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#37  Edited By AlexanderSheen

Xbox 420, fuck y'all.

*drops the mic*

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#38  Edited By MikkaQ

Just make the Xbox 420, you'll satisfy the system's main demographic and have a higher number on the box than both the new Playstation and previous Xbox.

Also Xbox Delta just makes me think of an Xbox catered to people who live in Mississippi or something. An Xbox that plays 80 year old blues standards. Something like that.

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Unfounded speculation: The next Xbox will NOT be called Xbox Delta.

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#40  Edited By OldGuy

The XBOX Delta Tau Chi...
 
Food fight!

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#42  Edited By SathingtonWaltz

@Slab64 said:

@Akyho said:

Well....to be blunt....this is pointless.

So is all speculation. Oops, I just destroyed game journalism.

I laughed

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#43  Edited By Dark

@Ravenlight said:

@Dark said:

If modern trends have anything to say about it, it will be called 'The New Xbox'.

SEE WHAT I DID THAR!

If modern trends have anything to say about it, it will be called the Xbox U.

Its actually pretty funny to think anything to do with the Wii is 'trendy'

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#44  Edited By JasonR86

Thee Xbox Kinect.

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#45  Edited By HerbieBug

@Yanngc33 said:

Will it lose your luggage and have shitty seats?

I was going to ask if the base price included meal service or do you have to pay extra for that. :/

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#46  Edited By penguindust

Xbox Crunk What? Hey Yo Bitch!