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    Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2

    Game » consists of 22 releases. Released Nov 10, 2009

    The sequel to 2007’s wildly successful first-person-shooter Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare, Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 continues the story of American and British soldiers fighting Russian ultra-nationalist forces.

    Call of Duty "Rules"

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    #1  Edited By warwicklax24

    There are many rules that one must follow when playing any Call of Duty to be Considered "Good." 
     
    1. NO NOOBTUBES!
    2. Drop shot when needed.
    3. Halo jump when needed.
    4. Don't drop shot on every kill. 
    5. Don't halo jump on every kill 
    6. Play S & D, HQ, or Capture the Flag. 
    7. No three shot guns. (M16 or FAMAS) 
    8. No last stand, martyrdom, or painkiller. 
    9. No Juggernaut. 
    10. No camping in corners. 
    11. Don't be a "Stun-Whore"
    12. Don't run around and only knife. 
    13....?

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    #2  Edited By natetodamax

    Every weapon and perk and equipment etc. is in there for people to use.

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    #3  Edited By Rockdalf

    14. Profit. 
     
    Why do I have a feeling this will be locked, or moved or somehow not left the same.

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    #4  Edited By kmdrkul

    No.

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    #5  Edited By The_Laughing_Man

    Rule one 
     
    DONT WHINE! 

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    #6  Edited By LiquidSwords

    14) go back to playing Halo
    15) Stop sucking
    16) Don't cry about it on the webs

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    #7  Edited By sixghost

    Stop fucking making threads. You have like 5 posts in the past 20 minutes and they are all pointless threads.

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    #8  Edited By Aetos

    When you find a way to counter all those tactics and you stop whinning then you can be considered good at Call of Duty.

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    #9  Edited By Vinchenzo
    @warwicklax24: I hope you get banned and die.
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    #10  Edited By beargirl1

    who cares. just shoot people

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    #11  Edited By Yummylee

    Rule #69 Everyones a bollockless faggot except you.

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    #12  Edited By TheCreamFilling

    Same with Gears of War 2, lately everyone decided to make these dumb ass unspoken rules... 
     
    1. NEVER hard aim.
    2. Two-piece everyone, but then uncontrollably whine when it happens to you.
    3. The shotgun is the ONLY weapon. 
    4. You're only pro if you bridge host.
    5. You must accept every duel or else you're a coward.  
     
    I love breaking these "rules" and hearing people complain. It's just a game, silly.

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    #13  Edited By jlev880

    no thread is going to tell me what to do!

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    #14  Edited By Quacktastic

    1:  Have fun playing the video game you bought in whatever way you like.

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    #15  Edited By jkz

    I'm getting tired of sighing. 
     
    *Sigh*

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    #16  Edited By carlthenimrod

    #1: Don't make a shitty list of rules on an internet forum.
    #2: Wait... fuck!

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    #17  Edited By 234r2we232

    Stopping Power with Assault rifle = pro. SMG with Juggernaut = *insert random derogatory word used by XBL kidz here*

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    #18  Edited By s7evn

    To actually be a "pro"fessional, you would have to play CEVO-P on the PC. Then you are truly one of the best in the world.

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    #19  Edited By hockeymask27

    This could have been a blog. But anywho my rule only is #1 Stop taking it seriously. Ever since I gave up on trying the g,ame is alot more fun to just kill time on.

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    #20  Edited By AlwaysAngry
     I hope klansmen come and take you away in the night and do bad things to your "area" with knives and hammers.
     
     
    @Vinchenzo
    said:
    " @warwicklax24: I hope you get banned and die. "
    You know, you're starting to steal my thunder...
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    #21  Edited By AlwaysAngry
    @TheCreamFilling said:
    " Same with Gears of War 2, lately everyone decided to make these dumb ass unspoken rules...  1. NEVER hard aim.2. Two-piece everyone, but then uncontrollably whine when it happens to you.3. The shotgun is the ONLY weapon. 4. You're only pro if you bridge host.5. You must accept every duel or else you're a coward.   I love breaking these "rules" and hearing people complain. It's just a game, silly. "
    Hey, hey... hey... whoa... you do NOT break those rules. Rules 1, 2, 3, and 5 and correct.
     
    Although, I've never heard of "bridging" host.
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    #22  Edited By warwicklax24

    It was just an opinion, you don't need to flip out just because you don't agree with them. And you are talking about me  whinning when all of you guys start to cry and make a big deal out of something that had nothing to do with you.  

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    #23  Edited By Spence_5060

    Unspoken rules should only be for real life stuff like relationships and guy codes. If you need to have unspoken rules for multiplayer just because you get killed easily with these tactics mean you're whining.

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    #24  Edited By Cramsy

    #1  Don't use guns, they are for noobs.

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    #25  Edited By Spike94
    @AjayRaz said:
    "who cares. just shoot people "

    Pretty much this, when you get to the core of things. The occasional melee attack of course, but yeah.

    @Vinchenzo:
    Ouch Vinchenzo, bit harsh there, no?
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    #26  Edited By FireBurger

    1. Don't use anything that I get killed by often, even though I have access to it as well.

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    #27  Edited By DystopiaX

    don't pretend that you're good by making a thread about what "good" players do, then fill it with common knowledge things or things that you do.

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    #28  Edited By raviolisumo

    I'm having a really difficult time figuring out if OP is sarcastic or not. It's probably just me though.

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    #29  Edited By DystopiaX
    @FireBurger said:
    " 1. Don't use anything that I get killed by often, even though I have access to it as well. "
    then, if you have a fancy mike, turn the volume all the way up, raise your voice several octaves, then constantly whine about what happened until you die again. then whine about that. then get angry, message the people who kill you telling them how bad they are and that if "you're not a pussy you'll 1v1 me". If the challenge is accepted, angrily quit. Respond to message several days later saying your internet cut out. If pushed to actually playing said player, make ridiculous rules, like assault rifles only, no lightweight or marathon, no melees at all, no ADS, etc. when sensible players point out that they're rigging the game to win, angrily quit and call the other player a pussy for several days. 
     
    If, however, the challenge is not accepted, tell everyone on your team for the rest of the game what a faggot that guy was. When almost everyone quits postgame, say that it was because they were scared of facing you. Repeat.
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    #30  Edited By ShaunassNZ

    Fuck you.

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    #31  Edited By thedj93

    Holy shit guys, he's obviously kidding! Except for like 3-4 dudes, everyone has got it completely wrong in this thread.

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    #32  Edited By TheCreamFilling
    @AlwaysAngry said:

    " @TheCreamFilling said:

    " Same with Gears of War 2, lately everyone decided to make these dumb ass unspoken rules...  1. NEVER hard aim.2. Two-piece everyone, but then uncontrollably whine when it happens to you.3. The shotgun is the ONLY weapon. 4. You're only pro if you bridge host.5. You must accept every duel or else you're a coward.   I love breaking these "rules" and hearing people complain. It's just a game, silly. "
    Hey, hey... hey... whoa... you do NOT break those rules. Rules 1, 2, 3, and 5 and correct. Although, I've never heard of "bridging" host. "
    I don't think it's as big of a problem now as it was near release, but people can do some sort of magic to their router to always be chosen as the host for games. Really annoying.
     
    And I guess rule 3 is more prevalent now since they changed the shotgun's spread pattern, the lancer is almost useless against it now. 
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    #33  Edited By citizenkane

    People on Giant Bomb complaining about Modern Warfare 2?
     
    I am shocked.  Just shocked.

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