Posted by wrecks (2396 posts) 9 months, 10 days ago

Poll: The Mustard Poll (657 votes)

Yellow Mustard 15%
Spicy/Brown Mustard 16%
Dijon Mustard 9%
Sweet Mustard 4%
Any Mustard. All Mustards! 35%
Mustard is the Devil. 21%

I love me a tasty mustard. Any Mustard. All Mustards. What say you?

#1 Edited by joshwent (2661 posts) -

Honey mustard

#2 Posted by Corevi (6794 posts) -

Mustard isn't the devil but it's fucking disgusting.

#3 Posted by BisonHero (8201 posts) -

@corruptedevil said:

Mustard isn't the devil but it's fucking disgusting.

I'm with this guy. Mustard is highly overrated, overpowers the other tastes in whatever you're eating.

#4 Posted by Video_Game_King (36567 posts) -

@corruptedevil said:

Mustard isn't the devil but it's fucking disgusting.

I'm with this guy. Mustard is highly overrated, overpowers the other tastes in whatever you're eating.

Same here, I guess.

#5 Posted by Sterling (3137 posts) -

I don't eat it on hot dogs or burgers or anything. But I like it in my potato salad and used as an ingredient in cooking. But not as a condiment. Its required to be in potato salad, or its not a good potato salad.

#6 Posted by ViciousBearMauling (1448 posts) -

Spicy brown or bust

#7 Posted by Xanadu (604 posts) -

Is sweet mustard the same thing as honey mustard, because I love me some of that!

#8 Posted by JJWeatherman (14791 posts) -

@corruptedevil said:

Mustard isn't the devil but it's fucking disgusting.

I'm with this guy. Mustard is highly overrated, overpowers the other tastes in whatever you're eating.

Here's the secret: use less.

It's delicious on a hotdog or something.

#9 Edited by DeadpanCakes (1107 posts) -
#10 Posted by Darson (466 posts) -

Brown mustard? You monsters

#11 Posted by flasaltine (1812 posts) -

No option for mustard gas?

#12 Posted by FriendlyPhoenix (509 posts) -

Keep that shit the hell away from me. Same with ketchup and mayo. Fuck it all.

#13 Posted by Sparky_Buzzsaw (6903 posts) -

Mustard's fine. Itall depends on what you're having it with.

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#14 Posted by Clonedzero (4206 posts) -

I prefer just regular old yellow mustard. It goes well with anything you'd want mustard on.

Though i will admit spicy mustard can be good in proper scenarios. Sometimes its good, sometimes its not. It's risky, it might pay off, or you might regret it.

Sweet/honey mustard? Ugh, i hate that shit. It's SO strong, it overwhelms the entire food its on. A topping is supposed to augment or enhance the taste of the dish not overwhelm it!

I cannot for the life of me remember what dijon mustard tastes like even though i'm certain ive had it before on multiple occasions.

Anyways, regular old yellow mustard for me, cus im boring i guess.

#15 Posted by wemibelec90 (2074 posts) -

I eat mustard when it's already on things I'm eating (because I hate asking for things to be taken off my food), but I never ask for it. I don't really mind it every now and then, but I could easily live without it.

#16 Posted by BisonHero (8201 posts) -

@sterling said:

I don't eat it on hot dogs or burgers or anything. But I like it in my potato salad and used as an ingredient in cooking. But not as a condiment. Its required to be in potato salad, or its not a good potato salad.

This is also acceptable. I've had food that has mustard as an ingredient, properly mixed in with a bunch of other stuff, and that's fine. But anyone in this thread who puts mustard on like, a hot dog or a burger or a sandwich? You're monsters, all of you.

Same stance on pickles. Probably an acceptable food as a minor ingredient in cooking. But once you put several slices of pickle on a burger, you might as well just be eating a handful of pickles stuck in between two halves of a hamburger bun, you animal.

#17 Edited by JeffGoldblum (3762 posts) -

I love pretty much all mustards. My favorite is Deli or Dijon Mustard and my least favorite is Yellow Mustard.

#18 Posted by 71Ranchero (3121 posts) -

I like mustard because I dont have the palate of a child.

I chose Spicy Brown but I like any mustard that isnt Dijonnaise.

#19 Posted by FinalDasa (2340 posts) -

Every mustard job has a mustard tool.

For chicken strips a honey mustard is needed. For a nicer sandwich a spicy or fancy mustard. For a hot dog or simple sandwich a yellow mustard is needed. And then sausages have their own unique mustard needs.

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#20 Posted by RonGalaxy (3543 posts) -

Mustard is fucking art. I accept all mustard's into my life.

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#21 Posted by Krevee (165 posts) -

Mustard is the Devil ... fact!

#22 Posted by CollegeGuyMike (395 posts) -

Honey Mustard is the only one worth anything.

#23 Posted by ShaggE (7066 posts) -

I'm all about that spicy brown. (third time I've said that today, each time in a completely different context)

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#24 Edited by Zleunamme (758 posts) -

Remembering the peak of Rolling Stones cultural relevance with this iconic cover. Not to derail the topic. Discussion about her dangerous promotion of anti-vaccination should be tabled for another time and place. Stick with the mustard.

#25 Posted by GunstarRed (5781 posts) -

Mustard with everything!

#26 Posted by crithon (3513 posts) -

huh? apparently no one knows how to make a sandwich.

#27 Edited by Fattony12000 (7915 posts) -

#28 Posted by JJOR64 (19527 posts) -

MUSTARD IS THE SIGN OF THE DEVIL

#29 Posted by ExiledVip3r (105 posts) -

I hate mustard, but I wouldn't go so far as to call it the devil. I'm okay-ish with wiping mustard off a hamburger bun and eating it should somebody fuck up my no mustard request.

Mayonaise on the other hand, that's the devil incarnate. Anything mayo has touched goes straight to the garbage, there is a special place in hell for people who fuck up when I ask for no mayonnaise...

#30 Posted by MonetaryDread (2327 posts) -

@corruptedevil said:

Mustard isn't the devil but it's fucking disgusting.

I'm with this guy. Mustard is highly overrated, overpowers the other tastes in whatever you're eating.

Only if you use too much mustard. Most people think that they can use as much mustard as they would ketchup, that is bad thinking.

#31 Posted by isomeri (1711 posts) -

Each mustard has their time and place, but most of the time I go with dijon or homemade.

#32 Posted by SomeguyJohnson (84 posts) -

Inglehoffer stone ground mustard and roast beef or corned beef is like crack to me

#33 Edited by IzunaDrop (176 posts) -

I have a sore throat and now I want to eat mustard.

#34 Posted by development (2941 posts) -

I tasted mustard once. Then Obama got elected. Take that how you will.

#35 Posted by cloudnineboya (934 posts) -

@bisonhero: you be using too much mustard. hotdog mustard tomato ketchup= Oh boy.

#36 Edited by JustKamToo (814 posts) -
#37 Posted by MooseyMcMan (11913 posts) -

I hate mustard.

But as someone who is pro devil, I resent the anti-mustard one being "mustard is the devil." That's insulting to the devil.

#38 Posted by thomasnash (640 posts) -

I live in the home of Colman's mustard. There is a shop dedicated to it. They sell mustard chocolate for people who are insane/christmas stocking fillers.

I love mustard. Grainy dijon mustard on a ham sandwich! yellow mustard on hot dogs! Horseradish sauce (yeah I know not really mustard, but similar flavour) on roast beef! Mustard powder in marinades for slow cooked meats! English mustard with strong cheeses!

I love Mustard!!!

#39 Posted by GunslingerPanda (5029 posts) -

Yellow mustard on EVERYTHING

#40 Edited by CreepingDeath0 (244 posts) -

@justkamtoo said:

English mustard, motherfuckers!

English mustard or no mustard. Kinda bummed it isn't on the poll. I mean... it IS a yellow mustard, but I feel the yellow mustard on the poll is probably referring to that squirty mild stuff Americans put on hotdogs.

A honey and mustard mix can be quite good for glazing something like a joint of Gammon.

Dijon mustard is disgusting. Keep your horribly wine blended mustard away from me!

Edit: The last option in the poll just made me think of this

#41 Edited by TobbRobb (5006 posts) -

Muustaaard yeeees. Dijon is the best.

#42 Edited by Marcsman (3367 posts) -

My momma said "mustard is the devil"

#43 Posted by Veektarius (5274 posts) -

I like all mustard. Even the kind of disgusting mustard they give you at a Chinese restaurant that tastes like you're putting chemicals on your egg roll. I like it a lot.

#44 Posted by alwaysbebombing (1827 posts) -

Anything other than honey mustard is not true mustard.

#45 Edited by Humanity (11296 posts) -

I like mustard more than ketchup.

#46 Edited by BonOrbitz (2398 posts) -

@joshwent said:

Honey mustard

^ This. In Wisconsin we have "the National Mustard Museum." Yup, the owner is very strange and a mustard hoarder.

Mustard isn't the devil but it's fucking disgusting.

No, it's not, but I'll tell you what is: black licorice.
#47 Edited by Brendan (8608 posts) -

I love mustard, although not too much on anything.

#48 Edited by EarlessShrimp (1788 posts) -

Depends on what you're eating and what toppings you've got on it. I mean Honey Mustard wouldn't go well with a horseradish/relish hot dog! A good spicy mustard would be just the ticket with that combination. I also wouldn't use spicy mustard for honey-baked ham! That'd just be madness. Soooooo all of them?

#49 Posted by Vuud (2054 posts) -

This website is too weird sometimes.

#50 Posted by DarkShaper (1362 posts) -

Mustard is gross. But to be fair, I think any sauce that isn't tomato based is gross.