*Puts on Scottish accent*
Ach wee jimmy, can ye believe it. The last king of Scoootland is the winner of wimbledon.
He fought for the Scooottish cause of Independence. And along with his grand pappy Alex Salmond, tore down the English fort of Wimbledon.
All Scots everywhere. Be prood.
Scottish Independence!!! Ye can nevah take oour freedom!!!
p.s. I'm not Scottish. I have no vested interest in anything I just posted.