Are You Proud of Yourself?

" @Ryax said:

" @jakob187 said:

" Today?  Yeah, I'm proud of myself.  I ended up picking up a chick from the bar last night on my birthday, boned like crazy, and I finally got to jizz on a chick's face.  Pretty damn proud indeed.  Tomorrow?  I'll hate myself. "

you stud "

It was pretty fucking rad.  We laughed about it afterwards.  I think she wants to go out again, though, and I just don't see that happening.  I mean, she let me jizz on her face.  That's the sign of a ho if I've ever seen one. "

" @Ryax said:

" @jakob187 said:

" Today?  Yeah, I'm proud of myself.  I ended up picking up a chick from the bar last night on my birthday, boned like crazy, and I finally got to jizz on a chick's face.  Pretty damn proud indeed.  Tomorrow?  I'll hate myself. "

you stud "

It was pretty fucking rad.  We laughed about it afterwards.  I think she wants to go out again, though, and I just don't see that happening.  I mean, she let me jizz on her face.  That's the sign of a ho if I've ever seen one.  That's right up there with letting a dood fuck you on your car hood in the middle of a park.  >.>   <.<   Yeah, did that last month. "

Wow, quite a lot of options there. What if I'm kinda egotistical but am a massive misanthrope, hm? What then?

B. I'm neutral.

" @jakob187 said:

" @Ryax said:

" @jakob187 said:

" Today?  Yeah, I'm proud of myself.  I ended up picking up a chick from the bar last night on my birthday, boned like crazy, and I finally got to jizz on a chick's face.  Pretty damn proud indeed.  Tomorrow?  I'll hate myself. "

you stud "

It was pretty fucking rad.  We laughed about it afterwards.  I think she wants to go out again, though, and I just don't see that happening.  I mean, she let me jizz on her face.  That's the sign of a ho if I've ever seen one.  That's right up there with letting a dood fuck you on your car hood in the middle of a park.  >.>   <.<   Yeah, did that last month. "

yeah i mean if you ever feel liking jizzing on a girls face then hit her up but thats definitely a ho. you've gone on quite a few sexcapades sir. respect "

" @jakob187: this is true. but yeah thats the present that no one can beat. i mean A.) you get a billion dollars or B.) you jizz on a girls face. the answer is pretty obvious "

I hate myself but still respect others greatly.

" I hate myself but still respect others greatly. "

" @Ryax said:

" @jakob187: this is true. but yeah thats the present that no one can beat. i mean A.) you get a billion dollars or B.) you jizz on a girls face. the answer is pretty obvious "

Well, you COULD use the billion dollars to ask hookers if you can give them facials. That would probably get you about 50x-100x the jizz-to-girls-face contact. "

" @Ryax said:

" @jakob187 said:

" Today?  Yeah, I'm proud of myself.  I ended up picking up a chick from the bar last night on my birthday, boned like crazy, and I finally got to jizz on a chick's face.  Pretty damn proud indeed.  Tomorrow?  I'll hate myself. "

you stud "

It was pretty fucking rad.  We laughed about it afterwards.  I think she wants to go out again, though, and I just don't see that happening.  I mean, she let me jizz on her face.  That's the sign of a ho if I've ever seen one.  That's right up there with letting a dood fuck you on your car hood in the middle of a park.  >.>   <.<   Yeah, did that last month. "

" @jakob187 said:

" @Ryax said:

" @jakob187 said:

" Today?  Yeah, I'm proud of myself.  I ended up picking up a chick from the bar last night on my birthday, boned like crazy, and I finally got to jizz on a chick's face.  Pretty damn proud indeed.  Tomorrow?  I'll hate myself. "

you stud "

It was pretty fucking rad.  We laughed about it afterwards.  I think she wants to go out again, though, and I just don't see that happening.  I mean, she let me jizz on her face.  That's the sign of a ho if I've ever seen one.  That's right up there with letting a dood fuck you on your car hood in the middle of a park.  >.>   <.<   Yeah, did that last month. "

tommorow you are going to wake up and it will be green down there and rotting away, "

I'm alright, yeah.

Uhm B I guess.

I'm awesome, but I'm probably biased....and right.

I don't think personal pride and having people that love you are necessarily related.  Same with pride and contributing to society.  Some people are narcissists and are only a drain on society and only love themselves.
 
I reject the pretense of this poll, I REJECT IT!

Nope, I like other people more than myself.