Brad Garrett vs Bobby Kotick

Bobby Kotick would just bribe Garret to let him win, then shoot him the back.

What a great, pointless thread. Captain Falcon would win.

Brad Garret would make a joke forcing Kotick to leave.

I don't understand all the Brad Garrett hate. But then again, I've never seen him on anything other than Everybody Loves Raymond. 
 
Kotick strikes me as a man who would bite a fellow man's johnson off to win a fight. Open wide, Bobby! 
 
Wait... Bobby. Bob. Rob. Robert 
 
THEY'RE THE SAME PERSON GOD DAMN YOU BAMSEN

Garrett would win. But then Kotick would hire him, work him to near-death, and fire/sue him for insubordination.

Kotick would trap Garrett in the next Guitar Hero sequel.

Garrett is a large man, so he would win in a fistfight. 
But Kotick would just buy and sell him 35 times.

Better idea. Garrett and Kotick combine together to form a super megazord type robot named the Brabby Kotett. Meanwhile, on the opposite side of the globe, Shigeru Miyamoto and Yakov Smirnoff join together to form the Shikov Smimoto gundam. Now who would win in that fight?

What? Brad Garrett would win. Bobby Kotick would see that the fight is not in the interest of the shareholders. As he's walking away, Brad Garrett would snatch up the fight. 
 

Garrett would technically win, although Kotick's lack of soul means that he feels no pain.

Kotick would buy Garrett, assign him to a new show, and then cancel the show for poor ratings. 
 
Kotick: 1 
Garrett: 0