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@example1013 said:

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@xobballox said:

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@xobballox said:

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@xobballox said:

@example1013 said:

@xobballox said:

Also, that was probably the best part of the movie, other than Natalie Portman's fine ass.

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@example1013 said:

@xobballox said:

Also, that was probably the best part of the movie, other than Natalie Portman's fine ass.

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@xobballox said:

@example1013 said:

@xobballox said:

Also, that was probably the best part of the movie, other than Natalie Portman's fine ass.

That wasn't portman, it was a body double, if you're referring to the nude part.

Oh, well her body double had a fine ass.

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@Bloviator said:

@xobballox said:

@example1013 said:

@xobballox said:

Also, that was probably the best part of the movie, other than Natalie Portman's fine ass.

That wasn't portman, it was a body double, if you're referring to the nude part.

Oh, well her body double had a fine ass.

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