Congrats guys! - Off-Topic

#1 Posted by Example1013 (4457 posts) - 1 year, 11 months ago

Congrats guys! We made it. To match the legacy of naked cartoon pussy, Whiskey Media is now the number-one source of Turgid Minotaur Cock! Google has Alex Navarro's twitter listed as the first result of the search (with some retweets), and Screened.com is the first website result!

Whiskey Media: your source for turgid minotaur cock since 2011. Keep it classy, guys.

#2 Posted by Napalm (9020 posts) - 1 year, 11 months ago

Turgid minotaur cock. Oh god.

#3 Posted by natetodamax (18955 posts) - 1 year, 11 months ago

I don't even know what that means.

#4 Posted by IBurningStar (2028 posts) - 1 year, 11 months ago

Yay us...?

#5 Posted by HandsomeDead (11863 posts) - 1 year, 11 months ago

I have never been more proud of my affiliation with a website that I am right now. Great job, Jeremy. And everyone else.

#6 Posted by LordXavierBritish (6259 posts) - 1 year, 11 months ago

Alex's Twitter background is incredible.

#7 Posted by FunExplosions (5407 posts) - 1 year, 11 months ago

Turgid Minotaur Cock. If you repeat it enough, this thread will gain Google's top honor.

#8 Edited by thehexeditor (1404 posts) - 1 year, 11 months ago

From the MAKERS of NAKED CARTOON PUSSY..

TURGID MINOTAUR COCK

this is a trilogy and we can fully expect the name of the final installment in a year or two

#9 Posted by Claude (15865 posts) - 1 year, 11 months ago

Can HandsomeDead learn how to cook Turgid Minotaur Cock? That is the question.

#10 Posted by the_OFFICIAL_jAPanese_teaBAG (4278 posts) - 1 year, 11 months ago

what the fuck is turgid minotaur cock...

#11 Posted by Example1013 (4457 posts) - 1 year, 11 months ago

@natetodamax said:

I don't even know what that means.

Turgid minotaur cock is the opposite of flaccid minotaur cock. There was a discussion about it on either a TNT or a happy hour the week of the review of Your Highness, and Alex mentioned that, in the movie, there was turgid minotaur cock. Unfortunately WM isn't the number one source of flaccid minotaur cock, but we're number one in hits for turgid minotaur cock. Probably if a transcript of the audio from the stream I remember were available, we'd also be on top of flaccid minotaur cock, but turgid minotaur cock is it for now.

#12 Posted by Icicle7x3 (949 posts) - 1 year, 11 months ago

Where else am I going to get my turgid minotaur cock needs?

#13 Posted by Keen_12 (124 posts) - 1 year, 11 months ago

I came here expecting turgid minotaur cock, I am sincerely disappointed.

#14 Posted by crusader8463 (13177 posts) - 1 year, 11 months ago

I prefer naked cartoon pussy, but to each their own.

#15 Edited by thehexeditor (1404 posts) - 1 year, 11 months ago

To be honest I'm quite impressed, turgid minotaur cock has that same fun-to-say-out-loud-but-is-totally-inappropriate quality that naked cartoon pussy does. Even has the same amount of syllables.

edit: I'm going to type a sentence that somebody should have typed already. Excuse me for this one:

Turgid minotaur cock fucking naked cartoon pussy.

#16 Posted by iam3green (14380 posts) - 1 year, 11 months ago

@Claude said:

Can HandsomeDead learn how to cook Turgid Minotaur Cock? That is the question.

hahah that made me laugh.

from the people that made naked cartoon pussy comes, turgid minotaur cock.

#17 Posted by Example1013 (4457 posts) - 1 year, 11 months ago

I could give some graphical examples of turgid minotaur cock versus flaccid minotaur cock, but I have a feeling the mods wouldn't appreciate it. Turgid minotaur cock is a very touchy subject, especially when one of the mods is a hamburger.

#18 Posted by firewrkninja (225 posts) - 1 year, 11 months ago

from the minds of the people who brought you Naked Cartoon Pussy comes Turgid Minotaur Cock!

#19 Posted by Soapy86 (2468 posts) - 1 year, 11 months ago

Naked cartoon pussy is better, but nevertheless, bravo!

#20 Posted by nrh79 (2713 posts) - 1 year, 11 months ago

Turgid Minotaur Cock

There, I've done my part.

Naked cartoon pussy....

OK, I went the extra mile.

#21 Posted by Loose (419 posts) - 1 year, 11 months ago

@example1013 said:

Turgid minotaur cock is a very touchy subject, especially when one of the mods is a hamburger.

I'm not 100% sure why, but that sentence made me burst out laughing. Excellent work sir.

#22 Posted by Example1013 (4457 posts) - 1 year, 11 months ago

@Loose said:

@example1013 said:
Turgid minotaur cock is a very touchy subject, especially when one of the mods is a hamburger.
I'm not 100% sure why, but that sentence made me burst out laughing. Excellent work sir.

I'm doing my best to try and spread the love of turgid minotaur cock to as many people as possible!

#23 Posted by Capum15 (3822 posts) - 1 year, 11 months ago

Do we have a way of alerting Biff or something?

#24 Posted by CitizenKane (10459 posts) - 1 year, 11 months ago

#25 Posted by Example1013 (4457 posts) - 1 year, 11 months ago

@Capum15: Don't worry, he'll get here. I'm sure of it. Turgid minotaur cock is very dear to him.

#26 Edited by Afroman269 (7388 posts) - 1 year, 11 months ago

Congrats guy, this thread is number one on google for turgid Minotaur cock.

#27 Posted by Loose (419 posts) - 1 year, 11 months ago

@Afroman269: Break out the champagne boys, if this isn't cause for celebration I don't know what is.

#28 Posted by Ragdrazi (2283 posts) - 1 year, 11 months ago

@CitizenKane said:

Quite.

#29 Posted by FCKSNAP (2295 posts) - 1 year, 11 months ago

I'm proud to be apart of the turgid minotaur cock festivities.

#30 Posted by FunExplosions (5407 posts) - 1 year, 11 months ago

@LordXavierBritish said:

Alex's Twitter background is incredible.

Thought the same thing.

#31 Edited by FunExplosions (5407 posts) - 1 year, 11 months ago

@Afroman269: It's still fourth down on my Google search. Turgid Minotaur Cock.

#32 Posted by Pyrgz (255 posts) - 1 year, 11 months ago

boy howdy memes sure are funny aren't they fellas?

#33 Posted by RandomInternetUser (6779 posts) - 1 year, 11 months ago

@Capum15 said:

Do we have a way of alerting Biff or something?

We have a light sort of like the bat-light for Batman.

Except it's a turgid minotaur cock instead of a bat.

#34 Posted by Brendan (6933 posts) - 1 year, 11 months ago

I'm here for the TMC.

#35 Posted by RandomInternetUser (6779 posts) - 1 year, 11 months ago

Also, that was probably the best part of the movie, other than Natalie Portman's fine ass.

#36 Posted by Example1013 (4457 posts) - 1 year, 11 months ago

@xobballox said:

Also, that was probably the best part of the movie, other than Natalie Portman's fine ass.

That wasn't portman, it was a body double, if you're referring to the nude part.

Thankfully you don't need a body double for turgid minotaur cock.

#37 Posted by Hot_Karl (3309 posts) - 1 year, 11 months ago

Hey remember that movie Your Highness?

Yeah, me neither.

#38 Posted by Capum15 (3822 posts) - 1 year, 11 months ago

Wait, so what exactly was the movie?

#39 Posted by Example1013 (4457 posts) - 1 year, 11 months ago

@Capum15: No idea. But it had turgid minotaur cock in it. And as we all know, WM is nothing if not dedicated...to turgid minotaur cock.

#40 Posted by RandomInternetUser (6779 posts) - 1 year, 11 months ago

@example1013 said:

@xobballox said:
Also, that was probably the best part of the movie, other than Natalie Portman's fine ass.
That wasn't portman, it was a body double, if you're referring to the nude part.

Oh, well her body double had a fine ass.

#41 Posted by Example1013 (4457 posts) - 1 year, 11 months ago

@xobballox said:

@example1013 said:
@xobballox said:
Also, that was probably the best part of the movie, other than Natalie Portman's fine ass.
That wasn't portman, it was a body double, if you're referring to the nude part.
Oh, well her body double had a fine ass.

The two things that have come out of Your Highness: Portman's body double and turgid minotaur cock.

#42 Posted by RandomInternetUser (6779 posts) - 1 year, 11 months ago

@Capum15 said:

Wait, so what exactly was the movie?

It was a stoner comedy set in medieval times.

Also dick jokes. LOTS of dick jokes.

#43 Posted by FunExplosions (5407 posts) - 1 year, 11 months ago

@xobballox said:

@example1013 said:

@xobballox said:
Also, that was probably the best part of the movie, other than Natalie Portman's fine ass.
That wasn't portman, it was a body double, if you're referring to the nude part.

Oh, well her body double had a fine ass.

I want at least 10 gifs of this, right now. Turgid Minotaur Cock.

#44 Posted by Enigma777 (5995 posts) - 1 year, 11 months ago

I love having Turgid Minotaur Cock for breakfast!

#45 Posted by DallyDoll (146 posts) - 1 year, 11 months ago

Am I late for the turgid minotaur cock party?

#46 Posted by Example1013 (4457 posts) - 1 year, 11 months ago

@DallyDoll said:

Am I late for the turgid minotaur cock party?

You're never too late for the turgid minotaur cock party!

#47 Posted by nrh79 (2713 posts) - 1 year, 11 months ago

@xobballox said:
@example1013 said:
@xobballox said:
Also, that was probably the best part of the movie, other than Natalie Portman's fine ass.
That wasn't portman, it was a body double, if you're referring to the nude part.
Oh, well her body double had a fine ass.

They'll be here for TNT this week!

#48 Posted by Example1013 (4457 posts) - 1 year, 11 months ago

@Bloviator said:

@xobballox said:
@example1013 said:
@xobballox said:
Also, that was probably the best part of the movie, other than Natalie Portman's fine ass.
That wasn't portman, it was a body double, if you're referring to the nude part.
Oh, well her body double had a fine ass.
They'll be here for TNT this week!

We should probably ask them for their stance on turgid minotaur cock.

#49 Posted by Claude (15865 posts) - 1 year, 11 months ago

Yeah, I google imaged Turgid Minotaur Cock and got this. Hot!

#50 Posted by Enigma777 (5995 posts) - 1 year, 11 months ago

@Claude said:

Yeah, I google imaged Turgid Minotaur Cock and got this. Hot!

So hot. Excuse me while I get some blueberry jam...