Do you like children?

I don't go around saying that because everybody looks at me like I'm a complete psycho, but I really really hate babies and toddlers, and also find them extremely ugly, every single one of them.

That said, I can tolerate children after a certain age, when they start looking like human beings and can do stuff by themselves.

People I know who have kids are way too cool for me to hate them.

@Rittsy said:

I love 12 year olds...

Depends on the child. Some children I like, but some just annoy the fuck out of me.

They can be alright, I did a thing for my high school where I went back to my middle/pre-school to help out and it wasn't bad. When kids are being dragged around my workplace (store) it pisses me off, though. They throw tantrums and scream and it just irritates the shit out of me.

I love kids, and I hope to have a few of my own someday!

I think my 6 year old daughter would be in trouble if I hated kids. I have met some cool kids (including my own) but I agree that there are alot of annoying little shits out there. I mostly blame the parents.

Do the French like their children?

Kids are pretty cool until they learn how to backtalk and all that.  At that point, I just wanna punt 'em .

I work with children all day, I also want a child of my own, so yes. But I agree with LunarAura I can't stand most of the parents.

Do the French like their children?

I like kids.  In terms of playing a game with them, the actual experience has to be all about their enjoyment and not so much the adult's enjoyment especially when they are young.  If you look at the experience that way, playing a game with them would be fine and could be fun.

I like my son. Does this count?

They're cool.

No, I suppose not.

I love kids until that certain age when they start to discover sex and cursing and think it's hysterical. So yeah kids are cute, but need to grow up quickly or I may beat the shit out of them.

we were all childs! people had to deal with us.

i was never a childs 

I hate kids

I'm a child!

I'm with W. C. Fields:

Anyone who hates children and animals can't be all bad.

Children should neither be seen or heard from - ever again.

I like children - fried.
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Ok. Fine. I actually like children just fine. Other people's children. I can wear 'em out. Fill 'em full of sugar. Get 'em hyper and jittery. And then give them back!

i worked at a summer camp last year and i like kids.  i want some of my own one day

Well my brother and sister annoy the hell out of me (aged 5 and 6) but they're alright to play video games with - pretty video game smart for their age

(i'd like to think i had something to do with that :P)

Lucky for you your parents didn't hate children!

I dislike hyper children or spoiled/un-disciplined children that don't listen at all and just cause chaos.

I despise children.

Kids are much too incompetent for me to stand them. They need to have you hold their hand for everything, it gets really damn annoying.

I'm sure if they're your own they're great (can't say for sure as I haven't got any), but other people's kids are the worst. 
Of course there are exceptions, some can be really cool little people, but there are much more who you want to kick over the nearest fence.

Kids are cute

I avoid them.

I used to hate them.  But my current GF came with a then 7 year old son and a 11 year old daughter (now 10 and 14).  Her son is with us 5 days a week and her daughter stays with us for the weekend every couple of weeks.  It's cool. I like them.  Plus it doesnt hurt that they're a bit older and therefore you can have a fairly normal conversation with them.
 
But I do enjoy playing games together with her son.  He's an avid gamer as well so that really helps bring us together.  He does get bummed out though when I forbid him from playing certain games which I find inappropriate for him.  But oh well,  got to be  a responsible adult when kids are involved.
 
It's funny,  I've never ever wanted kids of my own.  But having them around is kinda neat.  Its been a cool experience watching them grow and mature.  Watching them turn into who they're becoming.  Sure it's a lot of work sometimes and I've had to change up my life a little,  but in the end:  I'm glad that on that first night the lady and I were hanging out drinking at the pub  I didnt make some excuse to bail when she mentioned she had two kids.
 
It really has made me a better person overall.

I know without even checking that Chris Hansen has been posted on here before.

Just know he is always watching. ALWAYS.

Maybe...wouldn't you like to know?

Kids are fun, dude. I love playing with kids. They know how to have a good time. Even the ones that don't, they're still easily entertained.

Trade in Kung-fu Panda for a start.

Eh. 

I can't really say. Some of them are alright. Some of them are downright evil motherfuckers. In general, I ignore their presence and hope and pray that they ignore mine. When for some reason they're around, I close my TV cabinet and promptly leave, if I can, and if I can't I just read a book or something. Luckily this isn't a common occurrence, so I haven't developed a severe distaste for them.
 
As for getting one of my own? I'm almost 20, in college, what the hell do you think? Kids are the farthest thing from my mind at the moment. However, it does feel weird to hear about people around my age becoming parents sometime soon. 
 
As for teenagers? They're all-around annoying, especially between the ages of 12 and 15. Fifteen and up aren't so bad, that's usually when it hits people that it's time to grow up. But people between 12 and 15 are almost always stuck in a cesspit of immature jokes and putting down their fellow man. If you are between those ages and your first thought was "That isn't me!" then you are the worst kind of the bunch. The kind that can't halfway understand how much a shit he/she is.  
 
EDIT: Oh, what should you do about the kid constantly asking to play your Xbox? 
 
Tell him to fuck off. Yeah, I'm evil like that, sue me. 
 
OK, OK! I wouldn't actually tell him that. But I would tell him that he can't play it anymore. And if the parent gets mad, then tell them to fuck off. What are they going to do about it?

I love children. I hate bad parents.

I Like 0-4 year olds, after that they pretty much all piss me off somehow.
No I didn't give an age ceiling, because there needs not be one.

yeah don't really like kids, but they answer questions like"why don't my parents find stuff interesting?"OMG its so clear now, kids don't have anything interesting to say.

I like INTELLIGENT children I suppose.

I hate kids. Just a bunch of snotty little brats. Whatever happened to respect? And manners?

It depends on the kid. Also, i love spending my videogame time with children. I play Batman: AA with them. And No More Heroes with my little sister.

I hate kids. Just a bunch of snotty little brats. Whatever happened to respect? And manners?
 
Parents without said attributes.

No.

Well mannered children are awesome. Kids that run around spitting on stuff, screaming, and hitting people? Not so much

not enough money to raise them , sry

kids are fine, but the older they are, the cuter they aint