Ex-Whiskey Baby Pool

ERRYBODY HAVIN BABIES!

In case you didn't hear, Will Smith announced on Octoberkast him and Gina are expecting a baby in Jan, joining Vinny and Gary in the Dad Person What Had A Baby Club. Who's next? WHO?

(please note Jeff's illegitimate kids he has already DO NOT COUNT)

EDIT: I forgot Joey. This poll is a failure.

I feel like Dave may be next in line. Then he and Vinny can do a coolest dads ever podcast!

@Yummylee: I'd totally listen to the Dadcast

Hardcore Baby Time!

...wait, I just got really uncomfortable and I'm not sure why...

@Yummylee said:

I feel like Dave may be next in line. Then he and Vinny can do a coolest dads ever podcast!

Impossible. The coolest dads ever podcast has already been done. It was that podcast with Vinny and his father that Vinny never actually released in any capacity that I'm aware of.

I assume Vinny's dad is awesome.

I like how Sara is on the list.

Jeff is gonna steal a baby.

This is actually an interestingly difficult question. Well done, sir!

I don't think there's any real reason why it can't be any of them who already have a committed partner. At first it seemed like I should think "Well, who's married?", but really that's a stupid, old-fashioned idea since it really doesn't matter that much. Ultimately, I picked Ryan because a) he'd be an awesome cool dad, and b) I didn't see Dave until after I chose, but he'd be super cool as well.

@Dagbiker said:

I like how Sara is on the list.

yeah silly list, females can't have babies.

EDIT actually read his post where he says Dad club. hahaha

MATT RORIE

@devilzrule27 said:

@Dagbiker said:

I like how Sara is on the list.

yeah silly list, females can't have babies.

EDIT actually read his post where he says Dad club. hahaha

She's an honorary member of the Dad Club because...ummm...yeah I should edit that.

@devilzrule27 said:

@Dagbiker said:

I like how Sara is on the list.

yeah silly list, females can't have babies.

EDIT actually read his post where he says Dad club. hahaha

Yah, I was responding to the post, not the title.

I'd want Drew for a dad. Just a feeling.

Hmm ... I believe there is at least one person on that list that already has a kid.

I'd say Patrick or Dave.

Tony has a kid.

@Barrabas: @ChadMasterFlash: Yeah I know. Tony would have to have another to win.

Does Jeff have or has ever had a girlfriend?

Dave.

Joey should be an option.

@TheSouthernDandy said:

@Yummylee: I'd totally listen to the Dadcast

Well you're in luck, because here's an hour long discussion about fatherhood featuring Vinny, Gary, Will and Norm from the octoberkast!!! skip to 59:20 for the arrival of Vinny.

Does Jeff have or has ever had a girlfriend?

@laserbolts said:

Does Jeff have or has ever had a girlfriend?

@BlastProcessing: I went looking for that picture the other day and couldn't find it. Mostly to make sure it was actually real. It is. Apparently.

@Skyrider: AH DAMNIT! You're right. Can't believe I forgot Joey. I hope he can forgive me.

@Benny: Yeah I missed that bit, I'm almost there on the audio podcast. Can't wait.

I'd say Dave at first, but dude has no time for babies. He has to build and maintain a website. Patrick it is (writing news articles? Paleaz, everyone can do that)

It would have to be Dave or Patrick, right?

@Snail said:

@BlastProcessing: I went looking for that picture the other day and couldn't find it. Mostly to make sure it was actually real. It is. Apparently.

I still anticipate the day Jeff explains the story behind it.

Going to say no to anyone who isn't married, so that takes out a lot.

Also, I would guess Patrick wants to be more financially stable and stuff before he has a kid, so probably not Patrick.

That leaves Ryan and Dave. Going to go with Dave since he's already married and Ryan is just engaged.

Writing this out has made me feel creepy.

Poor Norm =(

@BlastProcessing said:

@Snail said:

@BlastProcessing: I went looking for that picture the other day and couldn't find it. Mostly to make sure it was actually real. It is. Apparently.

I still anticipate the day Jeff explains the story behind it.

Wouldn't it just be from that time when he was living with a bunch of college girls who worked at a local pizza place, and they were probably bored one night?

Or that the rumours are true, and he really does just slay the ladies all night, every night, and has forever?

I laughed when I saw Norm has 0 votes.

No Coonce?

@laserbolts: He's had breasts in his hands before.. that much we know. However Jeff plays videogames in his bedroom.. so no I do not think he has a girlfriend.

Does no one else find this question creepy and invasive?

@Hailinel said:

Does no one else find this question creepy and invasive?

I know right? People having babies should never be discussed.

@endaround said:

No Coonce?

Coonce probably has hoes in different area codes and several children he doesn't know about. He's a sexy duder.

@RPGee said:

Wouldn't it just be from that time when he was living with a bunch of college girls who worked at a local pizza place, and they were probably bored one night?

Or that the rumours are true, and he really does just slay the ladies all night, every night, and has forever?

Wait he lived with who now?

@Hailinel said:

Does no one else find this question creepy and invasive?

You've been around the forums since day 1. Why are your ethical standards still so high?

I'll guess Patrick. He's in the classically prime position to make some babies happen.

I hope I'm right, because if he gets to it soon, there will be some WEIRD looking father-son pics in a few years.

Rorie will have a little of Rorlings.

@Snail said:

@RPGee said:

Wouldn't it just be from that time when he was living with a bunch of college girls who worked at a local pizza place, and they were probably bored one night?

Or that the rumours are true, and he really does just slay the ladies all night, every night, and has forever?

Wait he lived with who now?

I believe it was mentioned on one of the 2010 podcasts. Jeff lived with a bunch of college girls, who he met through going to a particular pizza place which he used to go to with Ryan. It was, and I quote, "awesome".

EDIT: Actually the quote was "so awesome". I feel that's important.

Dave. Dave will be a cool dad. I would've had fun with a Dave Dad. Dave.

Way to spoil the Octoberkast for me. Jerk.

I chose Dave. It just seems like the most logical choice.

Drew has always come off as vaguely asexual if you ask me

@dungbootle: While I find that wholly offensive, I just wanna let you know, I legitimately lol'd.

Tony already has a kid, invalid poll option is invalid.

@PillClinton: I'm sorry if I offended you.

@dungbootle: It's ok 'cause you made me laugh too.