Fist fight in the street! Who wins? Jack Tretton, Reggie Fils-Aime, or Don Mattrick?

I don't know, it doesn't seem that far a stretch to imagine each of them as a sociopath,

Tretton looks like he'd work you over with some brass knuckles,

Mattrick seems like the kinda guy to give you a Glasgow smile while the Kinect watches

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Reggie looks like he'd be super nice and offer you like a cruller or something and then shove it down your throat and patiently wait for you to die.

Oooh this is tough. Reggie has the height and reach advantage but he's probably kinda slow. Jack looks fast and I bet that dude fights dirty.

I'm betting on Mattrick though cause he seems like the least likely choice. Those are the guys you have to worry about. He's just as likely to pull a shiv and gut both those fools then wear their faces to the Burger King.

Sorry to bring this back but after everything that happened at E3 does anyone still have a doubt in their mind that Tretton is a straight up killer not afraid to twist a knife in a bitch? Also Reggie is fucking terrifying.

Jack v Reggie. Only one of them turned up to E3 this year. Says it all.

As E3 has proven, Jack is merciless with his brutal, dirty attacks. He might be bloody and bruised by the end of it, but he'll be standing.

Drop the Mic vs PLAY THE GAME!

I know it is easy for a lot of you fools to jump on Trenton's nuts, but come on, let's be real.

Reggie is Bad Motherfucker.

PLAY. THE. GAME.

After doing some considerate google image searches. I found a few notable things. For one, Reggie is tall but seems way too uncoordinated with his big hands. He seems big, but it's all just smoke and mirror jackets. He's actually not that big mass wise. Likewise, Don is slim but probably mostly lack of muscle. But he seems a bit more coordinated, maybe he has a daily bicycle routine around his castle. But it's hard to find pictures of Don that isn't the most common one, so maybe he's a bit of a ninja. Jack Tretton on the other hand, there's a guy with some mass. He seems like he could take both of the other ones down and mess them up pretty badly. I mean, I even saw a picture of him lifting an actual PS3 above his head.

At the start of the fight, Reggie would just yell "PLAY! THE GAME!" and Mattrick would run away in terror. Tretton would stay behind, but he will have lost his sense of hearing and be disoriented, allowing Reggie to move in for the kill. For Reggie is a Dragonborn, and his shouts and strength ensure his victory.

Reggie, no question. Look at the dude. He'll fuck you up bad.

Jack Tretton is basically the entire cast of A History of Violence.

Jack Would have a switchblade hidden on him. Instant win.