First off, I don't believe in ghosts or hauntings or any of that bullshit. However, I know a lot of people do (and now I've offended those people, who can promptly kiss my ass).
Out of the many bullshit claims of spirit manifestations, the one that has always amused me the most is that THEY ARE ALWAYS FULLY CLOTHED! So, if a ghost is just the spirit of a deceased person, since when did clothes become spiritual?
I mean seriously, think about it. Then realize it's just so much bullshit!
" Because they supposedly don't know they're dead. If I didn't know I was dead, I would still wear clothing. They're supposed to be similar to how they were in life, or something. So the only ghost titties you'll see are caveman titties. "
Their desire to be dressed would not make material goods immaterial, regardless. Unless Sam Walton has already monopolized the after-world as he has this one.
" Because they supposedly don't know they're dead. If I didn't know I was dead, I would still wear clothing. They're supposed to be similar to how they were in life, or something. So the only ghost titties you'll see are caveman titties. "
Their desire to be dressed would not make material goods immaterial, regardless. Unless Sam Walton has already monopolized the after-world as he has this one. "
But the whole concept of ghost manifestations is that the immaterial becomes material.
" Because they supposedly don't know they're dead. If I didn't know I was dead, I would still wear clothing. They're supposed to be similar to how they were in life, or something. So the only ghost titties you'll see are caveman titties. "
Their desire to be dressed would not make material goods immaterial, regardless. Unless Sam Walton has already monopolized the after-world as he has this one. "
But the whole concept of ghost manifestations is that the immaterial becomes material. "
So you're saying every spirit has memorized the stitch-pattern of their fav duds? Really?
" Because they supposedly don't know they're dead. If I didn't know I was dead, I would still wear clothing. They're supposed to be similar to how they were in life, or something. So the only ghost titties you'll see are caveman titties. "
Their desire to be dressed would not make material goods immaterial, regardless. Unless Sam Walton has already monopolized the after-world as he has this one. "
But the whole concept of ghost manifestations is that the immaterial becomes material. "
So you're saying every spirit has memorized the stitch-pattern of their fav duds? Really?
" First off, I don't believe in ghosts or hauntings or any of that, however, I know a lot of people do. Out of the many claims of spirit manifestations, the one that has always amused me the most is that THEY ARE ALWAYS FULLY CLOTHED! So, if a ghost is just the spirit of a deceased person, since when did clothes become spiritual? I'd like to know why you think this might be? "
There we go. Fixed it for you. No need to be so hostile when asking a question about something you don't believe in. Now, with that out of the way:
I'm no paranormal expert, but from what I've heard, most of these sightings are what's known as a "residual type haunting". Basically, an event is recorded somehow and is played back as if on a loop. Is this the case with all apparitions? No, but the science behind ghosts and hauntings isn't exactly well maned or funded, so we may never really know.
@AjayRaz: When I find you and KILL you you better not be wandering in the realms of the living in your birthday suit lest I exorcise your ass.
@McGhee_the_Insomniac said:
" More importantly, if a woman with breast implants dies, does her ghost come back with or without the enhancements? And even more importantly, could I squeeze the ghost jugs to find out? "
my, "pulled outta my ass, and yet it makes more sense then most 'specialists' paranormal theory" theory:
Residual energy...ya heard it on Ghost Hunters, ya bought into it. If residual energy has any real merit, i do not believe you are watching the energy of a past human being walking by but rather your mind is inheriting the energetic impulses of residual brain function. So in other words, ghost sightings are actually ghost (or residual energy) memories that are playing inside your own brain stimulating false senses, be it sight, sound, touch or smell. And this is also where the sense of Deja Vu comes from...inherited residual energy from leftover electronic impulses of a past brain.
So that's why they have clothes..they are not an entity, but a memory.
...but i digress as i don't actually believe in ghosts.
I've studied the occult, alot of times, when ppl aren't around these ghost are like small glowing orbs in pictures. While they don't retain all their memory, I mean they don't have physical brains, they still understand the cirumstance of their unclean murder.
Btw most ghost are there when they got murdered or died an untimely death. I believe, even if others doesn't believe in the spirtual dimension, they aren't allowed to enter the other side, they are too angry and hostile towards god to even be on the other side, they are left back on earth. I believe that's why we see ghost, I mean we rarely see religious ppl becoming ghost if they made it to the other side. Of course most of us won't know for sure when we die, however it's weird how ppl near death always see some light at the end of the tunnel. The point is if ghost can relive their death over and over, they can remember to put on clothes because it was a part of their mental projection of themselves.
Cause when you die they cut your ass and penis and boobs and sew your vagina up so that if you go and haunt any kids you wont get charged with being a pedophile.
I've studied the occult, alot of times, when ppl aren't around these ghost are like small glowing orbs in pictures. While they don't retain all their memory, I mean they don't have physical brains, they still understand the cirumstance of their unclean murder.
Btw most ghost are there when they got murdered or died an untimely death. I believe, even if others doesn't believe in the spirtual dimension, they aren't allowed to enter the other side, they are too angry and hostile towards god to even be on the other side, they are left back on earth. I believe that's why we see ghost, I mean we rarely see religious ppl becoming ghost if they made it to the other side. Of course most of us won't know for sure when we die, however it's weird how ppl near death always see some light at the end of the tunnel. The point is if ghost can relive their death over and over, they can remember to put on clothes because it was a part of their mental projection of themselves.
Lets not turn this into a, who's an idiot thread. @Fajita_Jim its pretty funny though really, how modern ideals make their way into ethereal concepts. Conversely, why did all those greek gods wear no clothes, goat men have an excuse, gods do not.
Wasn't Slimer naked in Ghostbusters ? I also don't remember Casper wearing any clothes. Also there was that scary bathtub lady in The Shining that was naked.
I've studied the occult, alot of times, when ppl aren't around these ghost are like small glowing orbs in pictures. While they don't retain all their memory, I mean they don't have physical brains, they still understand the cirumstance of their unclean murder.
Btw most ghost are there when they got murdered or died an untimely death. I believe, even if others doesn't believe in the spirtual dimension, they aren't allowed to enter the other side, they are too angry and hostile towards god to even be on the other side, they are left back on earth. I believe that's why we see ghost, I mean we rarely see religious ppl becoming ghost if they made it to the other side. Of course most of us won't know for sure when we die, however it's weird how ppl near death always see some light at the end of the tunnel. The point is if ghost can relive their death over and over, they can remember to put on clothes because it was a part of their mental projection of themselves.
" @Sin4profit: Not bad... but what about things "caught on recording" like video or audio? "
you mean like on TV? no no, those are just special effects...Aliens in bicycle baskets can't really fly like that.
but for argument's sake...if the energy left over is electronic and so are the devices used to capture them it would only make sense that that energy could still affect those devices as well. again it's all a matter of what can be proven as a real capture or a well crafted fake.
@MrKlorox: hey god kicked adam and eve out, also satan and half the fallen angels in heaven. If you think god is being a dick for keeping ppl out of the other dimension, he has every right to. He is god afterall and he is strict with his rules. Maybe it's a bit unfair leaving ghost behind just because they are hostile and angry about their own death. What is my evidence to such a statement? Well if you look up wiki, even aberham lincon's ghost still hangs around the white house and we all know how he died. I don't remember where to find that article, however some ppl actually seen it.
Well proof to my statements from wiki reported haunted location washington white house
President Truman himself was once wakened by raps at the door while spending a night in the Lincoln Bedroom. Others have actually seen an apparition of the former president. The first person reported to have actually seen Lincoln's spirit was First LadyGrace Coolidge, who said she saw the ghost of Lincoln standing at a window in the Yellow Oval Room staring out at the Potomac. Winston Churchill, Theodore Roosevelt, and Maureen Reagan and her husband have all claimed to have seen a spectral Lincoln in the White House. A number of staff members of the Roosevelt administration claimed to have seen Lincoln's spirit, and on one occasion Roosevelt's personal valet ran screaming from the White House claiming he had seen Lincoln's ghost. Perhaps the most famous incident was in 1942 when Queen Wilhelmina of The Netherlands heard footsteps outside her White House bedroom and answered a knock on the door, only to see Lincoln in frock coat and top hat standing in front of her (she promptly fainted). One of the most recent sightings came in the early 1980s, when Tony Savoy, White House operations foreman, came into the White House and saw Lincoln sitting in a chair at the top of some stairs. Several unnamed eyewitnesses have claimed to have seen the shade of Abraham Lincoln actually lying down on the bed in the Lincoln Bedroom (which was used as a meeting room at the time of his administration), and while others have seen Lincoln sat on the edge of the bed and put his boots on. The most famous eyewitness to the latter was Mary Eben, Eleanor Roosevelt's secretary, who saw Lincoln pulling on his boots and ran screaming from the room.
@Sin4profit: not true, ophah winfrey had someone died, like a camera man or something and they were able to catch this small glowing orb around. It's spirtual energy. However you are free to believe what you want, I still have my own belifs.
Here is an article about ghost around the world, they all have something in common, they died an unclean death and haunts the location they died at. I mean that's a pattern and it supports my theory.
"What is my evidence to such a statement? Well if you look up wiki, even aberham lincon's ghost still hangs around the white house "
Brilliant evidence there.
"Hello mr. Agent."
"Hello."
"We hear you've got some ground-breaking evidence for the existence of the paranormal, ghosts in particular"
"I do, indeed."
"Amazing, mr. Agent, please go on. I mean, we presume you used many dozen verified scientific methods to detect and proove the existance, for example where scientists can proove conclusively the age of a fossil using several dozen completely different dating methods. So please, bring forth your evidence to us, we're all excited to hear about your rigorous studies"
"Well if you look up wiki, even aberham lincon's ghost still hangs around the white house and we all know how he died. I don't remember where to find that article, however some ppl actually seen it."
@Scooper: look at the above post, I just posted every ghost sighting around the world. Let me guess, your some sort of god hating brainwashed by the media immoral invidual and my theories about ghost really upsets your limited belif system. You don't have to get upset over the fact you hate anything related to spirtuality because of your own atheist immoral behavior. I understand, I was once an atheist myself.
Science didn't find much, they only found that they are cold spots at areas, however they didn't see the ghost, so they conclude it's a phenomenon, however it's inconclusive. They blamed it on psychology of the mind and fear. However we still see ghost in photographs. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_reportedly_haunted_locations#United_States
" @Sin4profit: not true. It's spirtual energy. However you are free to believe what you want, I still have my own belifs.
Here is an article about ghost around the world, they all have something in common, they died an unclean death and haunts the location they died at. I mean that's a pattern and it supports my theory. "
It's when people can't seperate "truth" from "belief" that things become a problem.
If ophah's spiritual orb did anything for her ratings i'm surprised she hasn't invited it as a regular guest star...
the pattern of "unclean" deaths also supports my theory of residual mental energy...in a moment of passion, anger, what have you, the mind heats up with activity, energy furiously burning...it would make just as much sense that a moment of that kind of drama would more likely leave an energetic imprint...so sightings in that case maybe inheriting the memories of a killer moments before they kill or commit any crime of passion...that said, anyone can twist a common pattern into anything they really want to believe.
@Sin4profit: the thing to make such a statement is to find evidence. Proof is like indisputable, however evidence can be patterns I suppose. So your saying it could be just a psychic imprint left by the crime and that's why ppl are seeing these things? Or other ppl may claim it's part of someone's soul. I mean what do all these souls have in common? Well, they all died an unclean death. In iraq, lots of ppl died an unclean death, however one thing they were was really religious. I mean I thought I would hear stories of ghost haunting iraq all the time. They are all muslims, they made it to the other side imo.
Where does the mental energy come from? You can't create or destroy energy according to science. It has to come from somewhere.
However that's just pattern two, is there a third pattern? I mean can you look at thousands of orb photographs I posted here? I'm sure ppl thinks there might be a scientific explaination.
" @Scooper: look at the above post, I just posted every ghost sighting around the world. Let me guess, your some sort of god hating brainwashed by the media immoral invidual and my theories about ghost really upsets your limited belif system. You don't have to get upset over the fact you hate anything related to spirtuality because of your own atheist immoral behavior. I understand, I was once an atheist myself.
Science didn't find much, they only found that they are cold spots at areas, however they didn't see the ghost, so they conclude it's a phenomenon, however it's inconclusive. They blamed it on psychology of the mind and fear. However we still see ghost in photographs. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_reportedly_haunted_locations#United_States
Seriously, I took a photography class back in the 90's so none of this stuff fools me. There are two type of orbs in those pictures you present: Lense flare, and dust/snow.
Nothing I haven't seen before.
As for the ghost pictures, the human brain likes to find things it recognizes in random noise. This is the reason, for instance, you can look at a cloud and see a teddy bear. Or boobs.
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