How do you think you will die?

I will die by cancer. Unless you live in a third world country, chances are you too will die by cancer or heart disease.

Either my being diabetic kills me or the cancer does. 
Maybe both of them join together to kill me in some ultimate death-from-sickness way

Probably loss of balance and falling off something. I fallen off enough things because I straight up have "Turrible" (Charles Barkley) balance.

Probably suicide some day whenever I finally can't control my curiosity about what happens after you die.  The note will most likely read "I'VE GOT A HEAD START."

Although Ideally, it would be in an explosion of some sort, and the only remaining pieces of me would be my still fully intact and assembled skeleton throwing up the horns at the bottom of a smoldering crater.

While bench pressing body builders (whom are bench pressing), I shit my pants with the force of a missile, propelling me forwards and out the window. It's been foretold.
 
Believe.

Riding a rocket powered laser shark straight into the sun.

  Planning your death ahead of time ruins this the surprise. 
 
This is how I want to be buried though.

Flood infestation.

"Satan Claus will return from death and stab me in the gut. Then the Final Santanic War shall begin. "

I'm going to be wearing a deep sea diving helmet filled with hand grenades and wellington boots full of nitro glycerine while tap dancing on the piano of my favourite aunt.
 
Either that or I'll forget all human limits at an eat all you like buffet.

I'll get killed by a koopa.

I hope I die of old age, as peacefully as possible.

I have multiple 1ups.... I will be fine.

I know for sure, just as Lemmy Kilmister does, that I will be "Killed by Death."

Cancer. I know it. So typical.

A shootout with the cops.

I hope I die peacefully, maybe with friends and family around me. You know, the way most people want to die.

Something Awesome. Very Awesome. Perhaps involving helicopters. 

I am immortal.....

Do you guys remember when this used to be a site about video games? Good times, good times...

Alone.

I'll be taking my son and wife to an opera, but my son will have a panic attack related to a recent accident causing him to fall down a well. Then we'll leave the opera house down a back alley as to not disturb those watching the performance. However, then we will be assaulted by a mugger. I'll give him the cash, but he'll shoot me and my wife regardless. However, my son will live, and will avenge me through a lifetime of crimefighting.

i'm more afraid of knowing than dying. 
so no thank you

Lethal injection.

i get pretty stressed. i reckon a heart attack or something.

Ninja Cougar.

I hope sex is involved.

Eaten by space monkeys.

probably a fucking claymore..

However it happens, I hope I trip out at the end, like in the TV series Life on Mars.

Happy

In a fight to the death with HS21 using really big swords and crazy demon powers. 
That or apathy.

Sniper rifle head shot

World War 3, nuked while visiting Giant Bomb

My curiosity

" My curiosity "

" @Red12b: 
What? If people repeatedly  throw crap at my grave i'll come back to life?!
 
ZING!
 
I get to live AND i get free stuff. "

I am aiming for a nice healthy heart attack.  Sometime before 50 and definitely before 60.  I want to be big and fat, full and well rested when it hits.  
 
Smooth as cream.  I have no interest in growing old and being run down.  
 
But knowing the way the world works, I will more than likely get stomach cancer or something rotten like that.  So either way, fuck it.  The dude abides.

I don't know.

I'll probably get murdered by Erzs for eating her axolotl.

Heart Attack some time in my 40s.