How well can you dance? (Rate yourself out of 5)

Also, what style do you prefer? I love watching some good break dancers.

I give up before I start.

Without my crown? I dance like I'm having a seizure, but I have no rhythm.

I just don't dance.... that's how awful I am.

Who's the one pro so far? What style do you prefer? 

I said 1 but it should be like -3 lol big guys should never dance

I actually was a pro in my teenage years, going to dancing school and everything. When it got to the stage where I was ready to tour Scandinavia for competitions I felt it had gone beyond just something I did because it was fun.

Even though I'm decades older than the day I quit and suffering from paramyotonia, fibromyalgia and arthritis, the agility and flexibility from that time is still with me. If you're a young one - get sporting or dancing, it will do you very good in the future. And besides, no matter if you're into dudes or ladies, being able to move with grace and style makes people melt.

I dance in mustard pants.

I can't dance worth a shit. I'd probably rate myself a zero, though that spot should really be reserved for those who think they can, then dance like they can, but can't haha 
 
Fortunately, I've never had to dance in a situation where it wasn't ok to just grab a chick and grind her to the music haha

I suck.

I'm a very good dancer, if I may say so myself.

I don't dance.  

Never, i won't even dance in order to get laid, that's how bad of a dancer i am....wait, the fuck am i saying, of course I'd dance to get laid!

Pretty good, but only in a night-on-the-tiles kinda way.

passable at best

Techno/trance music + dancing around wildly= The naturalist high
 
Also, dancing during thunderstorms is some real fun. 

Dancing has a lot to do with confidence so to all those who feel they can't, just shake your shit and the world will be yours.

I don't dance. It just doesn't fit with my image.

I've been break-dancing for about 2-3 years. Also have various power moves down - I give myself a 4 :3.

 
I'm ok... 
Not like one of those fools at the clubs ya see that look like they practice special moves at home. 
I can move though. 
 
Typically I need the correct mixture of captain n coke to get me out there though. 
Or get dragged out. 
 

I'm absolutely terrible at dancing.  Now I'll only attempt to dance after a couple beers, which probably doesn't make me any better at it but at least I don't give a fuck.

I'm not exactly the most attractive person on the planet, so dancing is what I do to make up for it in bars and clubs. Just need a couple drinks to get loosened up. And the music has to be good, otherwise it's just not worth it. If it's funky, soulful music I'm totally down.

I dance AMAZINGLY... just not what, in the "conventionally human" sense, one would call "well".

One day the rest of the World will know just how earth-shatteringly innovative my dancing was. Until then I'll be referred to as "Someone help that guy over there!"

 
I'm ok... 
Not like one of those fools at the clubs ya see that look like they practice special moves at home.  

dancing has got to be theeeee most ridiculous outrageous shit a human being can do 
 
it's fucking amusing to watch all those boys and gals suddenly break their cool and lose their game and start swaying like fucking morons, then when the dance ends they're back into their cool.

4, If only for the fact that I'm better when I'm not drunk, surprisingly.

I can slow dance, alright, but as soon as the tempo picks up... my lack of rhythm is extremely evident!

2 when sober, 5 when not. Or at least I feel that way.

I give up before I start.

I put two, but I've honestly never once danced at a party.
 
Seriously.
 
Not once. 

I'd say I at least qualify for a 3 or 4.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j49a-TLV_u8

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I'd say I at least qualify for a 3 or 4.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j49a-TLV_u8

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I'd say I'm a pretty good dancer. I like dancing, I would like to think I'm good. Probably not tho... I'll say a 3.

ZERO

I don't dance find it weird. >_<

I don't dance find it weird. >_<

Awfully. Until I'm sauced. Then? Hail to the dance-floor king, baby.

4. I'm no candidate for So You Think You Can Dance, but I impress most people.

@Meowshi said:

@Doomdeadly said:

I'd say I at least qualify for a 3 or 4.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j49a-TLV_u8

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There is something extremely incongruous with the dance you're doing and your appearance. That makes it awesome

Seconded.

@SkylarTrace said:

I don't dance find it weird. >_<

You find the act of dancing weird?  And I'm a 1. I took dancing classes in high school. One of the worst decisions of my life.

i don't dance. if i go somewhere, where i have to dance i just stand there. 
 
drinking, i dance weird. it's kind of like napoleon dynamite if you saw that movie, in the beginning slide my feet together.

4. I am a beast on the dance floor.

I'm a 2, maybe a 3/4 when with other people

LIke if James Brown and Michael Jackson made a baby... and that baby could dance like crazy good... yeah, thats how I dance.

I'm not a train-wreck. Yop.

Baby, I'm a 6!

I need to have a couple of drinks in me to dance...

I lived in Melbourne through (some of) the 90s dance scene. It's kind of law that you have to get pretty good at busting a shuffle on the floor.