I am never freezing beer again.

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Edited By Orakulum

So I had a beer in my freezer for a few days, put it there when I was drunk and wanted more, but like I forgot it and stuff. So I took it out and put it in my fridge on friday. And it's kind of dull now. I'm not really sure what's wrong with it, it just doesn't taste right.

That's pretty much it. Have a great weekend like.

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#1  Edited By Orakulum

So I had a beer in my freezer for a few days, put it there when I was drunk and wanted more, but like I forgot it and stuff. So I took it out and put it in my fridge on friday. And it's kind of dull now. I'm not really sure what's wrong with it, it just doesn't taste right.

That's pretty much it. Have a great weekend like.

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#2  Edited By crunchUK

the water freezes, the alcohol does not. Plus i'm pretty sure the bubbles get left behind as well. You fail at chemistry/physics

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#3  Edited By Orakulum
  • You fail at chemistry/physics

i'm not surprised. didn't really pay much attention in school.
it does kind of make sense though. however it's sort of fizzy, not really but a bit.
bottoms up then, only have to be at work in like 8 hours.
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#4  Edited By RetroIce4
crunchUK said:
"the water freezes, the alcohol does not. Plus i'm pretty sure the bubbles get left behind as well. You fail at chemistry/physics"
Sorry to asy it, but... he owned you in the butt.
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I wouldn`t do that in the first place, and I suck at chemistry and physics : P

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#6  Edited By jakob187

It amazes me that people don't understand chemistry, but they can understand fucking.  So similar...

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#7  Edited By LiquidPrince
jakob187 said:
"It amazes me that people don't understand chemistry, but they can understand fucking.  So similar..."
Fucking as in sex? How are they similar...? You would never use fucking as a metaphor in teaching chemistry. That's more biology.

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#8  Edited By StaticFalconar
Orakulum said:
"So I had a beer in my freezer for a few days, put it there when I was drunk and wanted more, but like I forgot it and stuff. So I took it out and put it in my fridge on friday. And it's kind of dull now. I'm not really sure what's wrong with it, it just doesn't taste right.

That's pretty much it. Have a great weekend like."
Dude, I'm surprized your beer didn't blow up since Carbonated drinks essentially expand (by chemistry that is probably over your head), when they hit the freezing point.
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#9  Edited By AndrewGaspar
StaticFalconar said:
"Orakulum said:
"So I had a beer in my freezer for a few days, put it there when I was drunk and wanted more, but like I forgot it and stuff. So I took it out and put it in my fridge on friday. And it's kind of dull now. I'm not really sure what's wrong with it, it just doesn't taste right.

That's pretty much it. Have a great weekend like."
Dude, I'm surprized your beer didn't blow up since Carbonated drinks essentially expand (by chemistry that is probably over your head), when they hit the freezing point."
That's the ultimate time bomb...

Oh, so morbid.
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#10  Edited By Shadow

Good!  I'm sick of you doing that.....you're my roommate right?

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#11  Edited By JoblessTerence

I put a 6 pack of Coke in my fridge by accident one time and left it there for a day until I heard a big boom. I had to throw out all my meat and chicken that I had :(

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#12  Edited By Gunner
JoblessTerence said:
"I put a 6 pack of Coke in my fridge by accident one time and left it there for a day until I heard a big boom. I had to throw out all my meat and chicken that I had :("
Chicken marinated in soda tastes awesome.
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#13  Edited By c1337us

Yeh freezing beer not good. I put a Candien Club and Dry in the freezer to put a chill on it on the weekend and forgot about it, it came out slightly slushy like and it was quite good.

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#14  Edited By Orakulum

actually, normal tap water expands more than cardonated.

maybe you guyes are taking the whole "i fail at chemistry" part a bit too seriously.

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#15  Edited By SgtReznor

you should be very lucky that the beer didn't explode!

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#16  Edited By CreamyGoodness

man thats nothing, i woke up on a lawn the next morning when i was drunk, and i was 20 minutes away from my house. Talk about a shitty day

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#17  Edited By MattyFTM  Moderator
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"man thats nothing, i woke up on a lawn the next morning when i was drunk, and i was 20 minutes away from my house. Talk about a shitty day"
I've woken up in a garden shed the morning after I was drunk once, and I don't have a shed, so I assume I'm in someone elses garden, and I open the shed door, and discover that I'm in my own garden. How the hell the shed ended up there, I still don't know.
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#18  Edited By Orakulum

free shed, lol.

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#19  Edited By jakob187
LiquidPrince said:
"jakob187 said:
"It amazes me that people don't understand chemistry, but they can understand fucking.  So similar..."
Fucking as in sex? How are they similar...? You would never use fucking as a metaphor in teaching chemistry. That's more biology."
Not at all.  I mean, think about it like this:  it's just molecules sticking their dicks in other molecules...but all the molecules/elements are picky about who they wanna fuck.  That's all.
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#20  Edited By Hamz

Pro tip: Beer is not mean't to be frozen, only chilled.

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#21  Edited By HazBazz
Orakulum said:
And it's kind of dull now. 
Most anti-climatic ending ever. I thought the beer would explode, or at least turn into tomato juice.
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#22  Edited By Hamz
HazBazz said:
"Orakulum said:
And it's kind of dull now. 
Most anti-climatic ending ever. I thought the beer would explode, or at least turn into tomato juice."
Thats one of the main reasons beer should never be frozen. It has a tendency to build up pressure and pop the cap off and thus spill out into your freezer.
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#23  Edited By crunchUK
Orakulum said:
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  • You fail at chemistry/physics

i'm not surprised. didn't really pay much attention in school.
it does kind of make sense though. however it's sort of fizzy, not really but a bit.
bottoms up then, only have to be at work in like 8 hours."
well if you were paying attention your beer wouldn't suck so it's your fault
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#24  Edited By Orakulum

i don't actually remember trying to blame anyone else for my mistake. i mean of course it's my fault, lol.
i was r8 drunk at the time of posting, as well as the time of freezing. was really just trying to make conversation innit. and i'd say i was somewhat succesful, for a drunken monkey anyway.