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#1 Posted by Jay444111 (2639 posts) -

Someone... please. Give me hope... scientific discoveries. Common good happening in the world. The world getting better... any of that... please... my brain currently hurts and yearns for something not stupid right now!

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#3 Posted by MyNiceIceLife (689 posts) -

the only "real" political news i see anymore is on yahoo and that's bad enough. going on a forum about it would just finish off any faith i have left in humanity. although i do enjoy that the Curiosity is landing soon on Mars and NASA is funding private space companies now, so maybe one day we can send all the idiots into space.

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#4 Posted by Tim_the_Corsair (3053 posts) -

Did they do nothing but make ridiculously ignorant, hyperbole-riddled blanket statements about everything?

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#5 Posted by NlGHTCRAWLER (1219 posts) -

I'm sorry, but I found out the most devastating thing today.

Blueberry muffins don't actually have blueberries in them. Unless you made them yourself, every single blueberry you have ever eaten contained purple plastic goo that tried its hardest to mimic blueberry goodness. This includes blueberry cereal, muffin, cake, trail mix, snack packs, frozen.... All those are fake blueberries. All of them. Chances are you have had less than one single blueberry this year and the year before that and the year before that.

I'm not joking or trying to sound funny. This really upsets me because I love blueberries. I probably haven't even tried a real blueberry in my entire life and that makes me sick. I fucking hate humanity.... I hate it so much.

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#6 Edited by LD50 (430 posts) -

My blueberry waffles don't have blueberries in them? What the fuck?

That's some real shit.

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#7 Posted by laserbolts (5506 posts) -

This blueberry talk worries me.

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#8 Posted by _Zombie_ (1483 posts) -

I went to a Jay444111 thread for five minutes... ugh...

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#9 Posted by Petiew (1413 posts) -
@NlGHTCRAWLER: W-what?
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#10 Posted by Draugen (882 posts) -

Everything I know is a lie. A lie!

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#11 Posted by Jrad (638 posts) -

Blueberries are pretty terrible anyway. The synthetic ones are probably better. I just can't stand the texture of real blueberries. Raspberries, on the other hand, are delicious.

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#12 Posted by TaliciaDragonsong (8734 posts) -
@zombiebigfoot said:

I went to a Jay444111 thread for five minutes... ugh...

I know right? I'm all for crazy banter but this...
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#13 Posted by Aronleon (1148 posts) -

Yes the sad true is most blueberries on anything are not real blueberries, also I think we made the opposite of what @Jay444111 wanted, sorry duder but berries are serious stuff.

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#14 Posted by TruthTellah (9806 posts) -

@Jay444111: You are complaining about people saying ridiculous and distressing things on a forum? Must have been pretty bad. heh.

Why'd you go to a political board? You don't get enough politics around here?

As far as your request, though, the Curiosity landing on Mars is gonna be fantastic, and its research over the next two years will show compelling evidence either for or against there having been life on Mars at one point. Very cool. :)

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#15 Posted by Elazul (1351 posts) -

I'd also like to see something inspiring and uplifting to help counter the intense feelings of unease and hopelessness I get from reading most of Jay's other threads.

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#16 Posted by mandude (2815 posts) -

@NlGHTCRAWLER said:

I'm sorry, but I found out the most devastating thing today.

Blueberry muffins don't actually have blueberries in them. Unless you made them yourself, every single blueberry you have ever eaten contained purple plastic goo that tried its hardest to mimic blueberry goodness. This includes blueberry cereal, muffin, cake, trail mix, snack packs, frozen.... All those are fake blueberries. All of them. Chances are you have had less than one single blueberry this year and the year before that and the year before that.

I'm not joking or trying to sound funny. This really upsets me because I love blueberries. I probably haven't even tried a real blueberry in my entire life and that makes me sick. I fucking hate humanity.... I hate it so much.

Speak for yourself. I only eat the real thing. <3

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#17 Posted by minotaka (335 posts) -

MSN news is where it's at XD

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#18 Posted by Sjupp (1948 posts) -

@zombiebigfoot said:

I went to a Jay444111 thread for five minutes... ugh...

Spot on.

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#19 Posted by BiffMcBlumpkin (3822 posts) -

@Tim_the_Corsair said:

Did they do nothing but make ridiculously ignorant, hyperbole-riddled blanket statements?

Shit, you had me excited before "Statements." For a second it sounded like a quilt more amazing than I could possibly imagine.

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#20 Posted by Harkat (1171 posts) -

I live in an area where I can wander into the forest and feast on blueberries anytime, so I'm good in that respect.

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#21 Posted by Demoskinos (17311 posts) -

@Jay444111: Why do you hate yourself so much? Don't go to political forums.

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#22 Posted by Phatmac (5930 posts) -

ugh… why'd I have to click this thread..? ugh…

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#23 Posted by TheHumanDove (2520 posts) -

Classic Jay

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#24 Posted by kindgineer (3059 posts) -

I'm guessing that everyone had an opinion different than you, because you would have come onto this forum and said "OH YEAH GO HERE" if it went well.

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#25 Edited by imsh_pl (4181 posts) -

I actually ate a whole bowl of blueberries the other day. I fucking love blueberries.

Also: politics are fucking garbage, they're all about charisma and cheap appeals to the public instead of any logical reasoning or evidence. I'll stick to philosophy, thank you.

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#26 Posted by Cloudenvy (5892 posts) -
I don't know Jay. I don't know.
I don't know Jay. I don't know.
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#27 Posted by Vegetable_Side_Dish (1762 posts) -
@NlGHTCRAWLER said:

I'm sorry, but I found out the most devastating thing today.

Blueberry muffins don't actually have blueberries in them. Unless you made them yourself, every single blueberry you have ever eaten contained purple plastic goo that tried its hardest to mimic blueberry goodness. This includes blueberry cereal, muffin, cake, trail mix, snack packs, frozen.... All those are fake blueberries. All of them. Chances are you have had less than one single blueberry this year and the year before that and the year before that.

I'm not joking or trying to sound funny. This really upsets me because I love blueberries. I probably haven't even tried a real blueberry in my entire life and that makes me sick. I fucking hate humanity.... I hate it so much.

I take issue with you classifying yourself as a blueberry lover yet never eating actual blueberries. 
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#28 Posted by MooseyMcMan (12529 posts) -

Because of not paying attention, I thought it said "political beard" at first. I am disappointed.

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#29 Posted by FourWude (2274 posts) -

@imsh_pl said:

I actually ate a whole bowl of blueberries the other day. I fucking love blueberries.

Also: politics are fucking garbage, they're all about charisma and cheap appeals to the public instead of any logical reasoning or evidence. I'll stick to philosophy, thank you.

You hate America.

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#30 Posted by wordfalling (205 posts) -

@NlGHTCRAWLER: Come to Maine. We have more wild blueberries this year than we know what to do with.

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#31 Posted by NlGHTCRAWLER (1219 posts) -

@Vegetable_Side_Dish said:

@NlGHTCRAWLER said:

I'm sorry, but I found out the most devastating thing today.

Blueberry muffins don't actually have blueberries in them. Unless you made them yourself, every single blueberry you have ever eaten contained purple plastic goo that tried its hardest to mimic blueberry goodness. This includes blueberry cereal, muffin, cake, trail mix, snack packs, frozen.... All those are fake blueberries. All of them. Chances are you have had less than one single blueberry this year and the year before that and the year before that.

I'm not joking or trying to sound funny. This really upsets me because I love blueberries. I probably haven't even tried a real blueberry in my entire life and that makes me sick. I fucking hate humanity.... I hate it so much.

I take issue with you classifying yourself as a blueberry lover yet never eating actual blueberries.

You're 100% right.

I love.... artificial blueberry flakes and I hate myself for it.

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#32 Posted by LTSmash (788 posts) -

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@imsh_pl said:

I actually ate a whole bowl of blueberries the other day. I fucking love blueberries.

Also: politics are fucking garbage, they're all about charisma and cheap appeals to the public instead of any logical reasoning or evidence. I'll stick to philosophy, thank you.

Yep, that pretty much sums up my opinion on politics. They're chock full of shit.

Also, I hate to say it, but there are probably people far more ridiculous than Jay on political boards.

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#34 Posted by MariachiMacabre (7097 posts) -

@Tim_the_Corsair said:

Did they do nothing but make ridiculously ignorant, hyperbole-riddled blanket statements about everything?

If they matched the levels of Jay himself, I can only imagine it would collapse the universe back into a single point, resetting all of existence.

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#35 Posted by _Zombie_ (1483 posts) -

@FourWude said:

@imsh_pl said:

I actually ate a whole bowl of blueberries the other day. I fucking love blueberries.

Also: politics are fucking garbage, they're all about charisma and cheap appeals to the public instead of any logical reasoning or evidence. I'll stick to philosophy, thank you.

You hate America.

'Murca.

@MooseyMcMan said:

Because of not paying attention, I thought it said "political beard" at first. I am disappointed.

My beard is very political. It's annoying, really.

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#36 Posted by NlGHTCRAWLER (1219 posts) -

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You're a monster.

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#37 Posted by c_rakestraw (927 posts) -

@MooseyMcMan said:

Because of not paying attention, I thought it said "political beard" at first. I am disappointed.

Same. Huge missed opportunity.

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#38 Posted by FluxWaveZ (19836 posts) -

Go on Stormfront. It'll make everything better.

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#39 Posted by Everyones_A_Critic (6500 posts) -

@FluxWaveZ said:

Go on Stormfront. It'll make everything better.

Between this and the blueberry thing I'm gonna be on suicide watch for the next week.

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#40 Posted by Dagbiker (7039 posts) -

To summarize: it is a well known fact that those people who most want to rule people are, ipso facto, those least suited to do it. To summarize the summary: anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job. To summarize the summary of the summary: people are a problem.

- Douglas Adams, The Restraint at the End of the Universe.

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#41 Posted by killacam (1341 posts) -

@mandude said:

@NlGHTCRAWLER said:

I'm sorry, but I found out the most devastating thing today.

Blueberry muffins don't actually have blueberries in them. Unless you made them yourself, every single blueberry you have ever eaten contained purple plastic goo that tried its hardest to mimic blueberry goodness. This includes blueberry cereal, muffin, cake, trail mix, snack packs, frozen.... All those are fake blueberries. All of them. Chances are you have had less than one single blueberry this year and the year before that and the year before that.

I'm not joking or trying to sound funny. This really upsets me because I love blueberries. I probably haven't even tried a real blueberry in my entire life and that makes me sick. I fucking hate humanity.... I hate it so much.

Speak for yourself. I only eat the real thing. <3

I've got a small basket full of plump, juicy organic blueberries in my fridge right now! they're huge, the size of a small moon!

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#42 Posted by JasonR86 (10174 posts) -

@Jay444111:

Why did you spend an hour there? Why did you make this thread to tell us about it? What are you actually asking? Is this an attention-whore thing?

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#43 Posted by DoctorWelch (2817 posts) -

Why would you subject yourself to such idiocy.

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#44 Posted by jacksukeru (6544 posts) -

I've eaten so many real blueberries and so many homemade things with real blueberries in them that eating fake ones once in a while doesn't bother me at all.

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#45 Posted by bvilleneuve (304 posts) -

@wordfalling said:

@NlGHTCRAWLER: Come to Maine. We have more wild blueberries this year than we know what to do with.

I hiked Tumbledown last week and ate wild blueberries near the peak.

I fucking love this state so much.

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#46 Posted by wordfalling (205 posts) -

@bvilleneuve: Tumbledown is great, I haven't hiked it in years. Did you take the trail with Fat Man's Misery? What a workout that one is. And yep, I've visited 38 states and have been across the Atlantic and Pacific but nothing beats Maine. Hopefully you soaked your feet at Coos canyon afterwards!

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#47 Posted by bvilleneuve (304 posts) -

@wordfalling: Yeah, I was there with my girlfriend and we always go the way with Fat Man's Misery, because we prefer to do loop trails and neither of us particularly likes the idea of descending the way that ends in that particular feature. It's intense toward the top, but you really can't beat the feeling you get when you emerge at the top and you can see everything around you.

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#48 Edited by wordfalling (205 posts) -

@bvilleneuve: The views from the peak(s) can't be beat, especially compared to nearby Mt. Blue. The last time I went I took the Brook trail back down, it was lovely and the water tasted great but the walk back to my car wasn't much fun. Have you hiked Boundary Bald Mountain near Jackman? The drive there, the hike itself and the view from the top are magnificent.

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#49 Posted by Lunar_Aura (2824 posts) -

no joking but when I found out about that blueberry thing months ago that was the tipping point for my complete loss of faith in humanity

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