I just went to a political board for an hour... ugh...

Someone... please. Give me hope... scientific discoveries. Common good happening in the world. The world getting better... any of that... please... my brain currently hurts and yearns for something not stupid right now!

the only "real" political news i see anymore is on yahoo and that's bad enough. going on a forum about it would just finish off any faith i have left in humanity. although i do enjoy that the Curiosity is landing soon on Mars and NASA is funding private space companies now, so maybe one day we can send all the idiots into space.

Did they do nothing but make ridiculously ignorant, hyperbole-riddled blanket statements about everything?

I'm sorry, but I found out the most devastating thing today.

Blueberry muffins don't actually have blueberries in them. Unless you made them yourself, every single blueberry you have ever eaten contained purple plastic goo that tried its hardest to mimic blueberry goodness. This includes blueberry cereal, muffin, cake, trail mix, snack packs, frozen.... All those are fake blueberries. All of them. Chances are you have had less than one single blueberry this year and the year before that and the year before that.

I'm not joking or trying to sound funny. This really upsets me because I love blueberries. I probably haven't even tried a real blueberry in my entire life and that makes me sick. I fucking hate humanity.... I hate it so much.

My blueberry waffles don't have blueberries in them? What the fuck?

That's some real shit.

This blueberry talk worries me.

I went to a Jay444111 thread for five minutes... ugh...

Everything I know is a lie. A lie!

Blueberries are pretty terrible anyway. The synthetic ones are probably better. I just can't stand the texture of real blueberries. Raspberries, on the other hand, are delicious.

I went to a Jay444111 thread for five minutes... ugh...

Yes the sad true is most blueberries on anything are not real blueberries, also I think we made the opposite of what @Jay444111 wanted, sorry duder but berries are serious stuff.

@Jay444111: You are complaining about people saying ridiculous and distressing things on a forum? Must have been pretty bad. heh.

Why'd you go to a political board? You don't get enough politics around here?

As far as your request, though, the Curiosity landing on Mars is gonna be fantastic, and its research over the next two years will show compelling evidence either for or against there having been life on Mars at one point. Very cool. :)

I'd also like to see something inspiring and uplifting to help counter the intense feelings of unease and hopelessness I get from reading most of Jay's other threads.

@NlGHTCRAWLER said:

I'm sorry, but I found out the most devastating thing today.

Blueberry muffins don't actually have blueberries in them. Unless you made them yourself, every single blueberry you have ever eaten contained purple plastic goo that tried its hardest to mimic blueberry goodness. This includes blueberry cereal, muffin, cake, trail mix, snack packs, frozen.... All those are fake blueberries. All of them. Chances are you have had less than one single blueberry this year and the year before that and the year before that.

I'm not joking or trying to sound funny. This really upsets me because I love blueberries. I probably haven't even tried a real blueberry in my entire life and that makes me sick. I fucking hate humanity.... I hate it so much.

Speak for yourself. I only eat the real thing. <3

MSN news is where it's at XD

@zombiebigfoot said:

I went to a Jay444111 thread for five minutes... ugh...

Spot on.

@Tim_the_Corsair said:

Did they do nothing but make ridiculously ignorant, hyperbole-riddled blanket statements?

Shit, you had me excited before "Statements." For a second it sounded like a quilt more amazing than I could possibly imagine.

I live in an area where I can wander into the forest and feast on blueberries anytime, so I'm good in that respect.

@Jay444111: Why do you hate yourself so much? Don't go to political forums.

ugh… why'd I have to click this thread..? ugh…

Classic Jay

I'm guessing that everyone had an opinion different than you, because you would have come onto this forum and said "OH YEAH GO HERE" if it went well.

I actually ate a whole bowl of blueberries the other day. I fucking love blueberries.

Also: politics are fucking garbage, they're all about charisma and cheap appeals to the public instead of any logical reasoning or evidence. I'll stick to philosophy, thank you.

I'm sorry, but I found out the most devastating thing today.

Blueberry muffins don't actually have blueberries in them. Unless you made them yourself, every single blueberry you have ever eaten contained purple plastic goo that tried its hardest to mimic blueberry goodness. This includes blueberry cereal, muffin, cake, trail mix, snack packs, frozen.... All those are fake blueberries. All of them. Chances are you have had less than one single blueberry this year and the year before that and the year before that.

I'm not joking or trying to sound funny. This really upsets me because I love blueberries. I probably haven't even tried a real blueberry in my entire life and that makes me sick. I fucking hate humanity.... I hate it so much.

Because of not paying attention, I thought it said "political beard" at first. I am disappointed.

@imsh_pl said:

I actually ate a whole bowl of blueberries the other day. I fucking love blueberries.

Also: politics are fucking garbage, they're all about charisma and cheap appeals to the public instead of any logical reasoning or evidence. I'll stick to philosophy, thank you.

You hate America.

@NlGHTCRAWLER: Come to Maine. We have more wild blueberries this year than we know what to do with.

@Vegetable_Side_Dish said:

@NlGHTCRAWLER said:

I'm sorry, but I found out the most devastating thing today.

Blueberry muffins don't actually have blueberries in them. Unless you made them yourself, every single blueberry you have ever eaten contained purple plastic goo that tried its hardest to mimic blueberry goodness. This includes blueberry cereal, muffin, cake, trail mix, snack packs, frozen.... All those are fake blueberries. All of them. Chances are you have had less than one single blueberry this year and the year before that and the year before that.

I'm not joking or trying to sound funny. This really upsets me because I love blueberries. I probably haven't even tried a real blueberry in my entire life and that makes me sick. I fucking hate humanity.... I hate it so much.

I take issue with you classifying yourself as a blueberry lover yet never eating actual blueberries.

You're 100% right.

I love.... artificial blueberry flakes and I hate myself for it.

Quick! Baby Iron Man!

@imsh_pl said:

I actually ate a whole bowl of blueberries the other day. I fucking love blueberries.

Also: politics are fucking garbage, they're all about charisma and cheap appeals to the public instead of any logical reasoning or evidence. I'll stick to philosophy, thank you.

Yep, that pretty much sums up my opinion on politics. They're chock full of shit.

Also, I hate to say it, but there are probably people far more ridiculous than Jay on political boards.

@Tim_the_Corsair said:

Did they do nothing but make ridiculously ignorant, hyperbole-riddled blanket statements about everything?

If they matched the levels of Jay himself, I can only imagine it would collapse the universe back into a single point, resetting all of existence.

@FourWude said:

@imsh_pl said:

I actually ate a whole bowl of blueberries the other day. I fucking love blueberries.

Also: politics are fucking garbage, they're all about charisma and cheap appeals to the public instead of any logical reasoning or evidence. I'll stick to philosophy, thank you.

You hate America.

'Murca.

@MooseyMcMan said:

Because of not paying attention, I thought it said "political beard" at first. I am disappointed.

My beard is very political. It's annoying, really.

@LTSmash said:

Quick! Baby Iron Man!

You're a monster.

@MooseyMcMan said:

Because of not paying attention, I thought it said "political beard" at first. I am disappointed.

Same. Huge missed opportunity.

Go on Stormfront. It'll make everything better.

@FluxWaveZ said:

Go on Stormfront. It'll make everything better.

Between this and the blueberry thing I'm gonna be on suicide watch for the next week.

To summarize: it is a well known fact that those people who most want to rule people are, ipso facto, those least suited to do it. To summarize the summary: anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job. To summarize the summary of the summary: people are a problem.

- Douglas Adams, The Restraint at the End of the Universe.

@mandude said:

@NlGHTCRAWLER said:

I'm sorry, but I found out the most devastating thing today.

Blueberry muffins don't actually have blueberries in them. Unless you made them yourself, every single blueberry you have ever eaten contained purple plastic goo that tried its hardest to mimic blueberry goodness. This includes blueberry cereal, muffin, cake, trail mix, snack packs, frozen.... All those are fake blueberries. All of them. Chances are you have had less than one single blueberry this year and the year before that and the year before that.

I'm not joking or trying to sound funny. This really upsets me because I love blueberries. I probably haven't even tried a real blueberry in my entire life and that makes me sick. I fucking hate humanity.... I hate it so much.

Speak for yourself. I only eat the real thing. <3

I've got a small basket full of plump, juicy organic blueberries in my fridge right now! they're huge, the size of a small moon!

@Jay444111:

Why did you spend an hour there? Why did you make this thread to tell us about it? What are you actually asking? Is this an attention-whore thing?

Why would you subject yourself to such idiocy.

I've eaten so many real blueberries and so many homemade things with real blueberries in them that eating fake ones once in a while doesn't bother me at all.

@wordfalling said:

@NlGHTCRAWLER: Come to Maine. We have more wild blueberries this year than we know what to do with.

I hiked Tumbledown last week and ate wild blueberries near the peak.

I fucking love this state so much.

@bvilleneuve: Tumbledown is great, I haven't hiked it in years. Did you take the trail with Fat Man's Misery? What a workout that one is. And yep, I've visited 38 states and have been across the Atlantic and Pacific but nothing beats Maine. Hopefully you soaked your feet at Coos canyon afterwards!

@wordfalling: Yeah, I was there with my girlfriend and we always go the way with Fat Man's Misery, because we prefer to do loop trails and neither of us particularly likes the idea of descending the way that ends in that particular feature. It's intense toward the top, but you really can't beat the feeling you get when you emerge at the top and you can see everything around you.

@bvilleneuve: The views from the peak(s) can't be beat, especially compared to nearby Mt. Blue. The last time I went I took the Brook trail back down, it was lovely and the water tasted great but the walk back to my car wasn't much fun. Have you hiked Boundary Bald Mountain near Jackman? The drive there, the hike itself and the view from the top are magnificent.

no joking but when I found out about that blueberry thing months ago that was the tipping point for my complete loss of faith in humanity