If the GB crew became homeless, and you could adopt only one of them, which one would you pick?

Brad so he can break all my things cuz I'm a masochist

Brad's my favourite, by I picked Vinny because I reckon he'd be such a great houseguest.

this is weird

this is weird

Is this the Meat Dimension?

I'd say Jeff and myself have very similar personalities (irrational. opinionated, the maturity of a 15 year old...) so I picked Jeff.

I've seen some weird things one these forums... This is now one of them.

This is exceedingly weird. Also there's no Drew Scanlon on the list, nor Alex Navarro, and they're definitely part of the GB Crew.

dude

what kind of question is that?

Don't think I can afford to take care of a grown man.

None of them.

Does Vinny have his bug-out-bag? If so he should be fine for like two weeks.

Patrick, he cant eat much.

Is this a retro throw-back to the creepy topics of yore?

Alright , Im gonna embrace the weirdness of this entire thread only because its 1 in the morning here.  I would pick Ryan because he seems like he would be able to take care of himself and he would probably need a lot of help because if he would have a homeless man's beard.  

Vinny-motherfucking-Caravella.

Vinny has a child, it's the moral thing to do.

Anybody but Jeff really.

@iFail: Elaborate

I'd say Drew because he seems like the tidiest of them all.

@Knave said:

@iFail: Elaborate

Jeff strikes me as dangerously irresponsible. I don't think I'd be able to leave him in the house alone without returning to find a giant stack of pizza boxes and holes kicked into the drywall.

I would take Jeff. He better start looking for a job soon though.

@iFail said:

@Knave said:

@iFail: Elaborate

Jeff strikes me as dangerously irresponsible. I don't think I'd be able to leave him in the house alone without returning to find a giant stack of pizza boxes and holes kicked into the drywall.

Well, Jeff knows what it's like to have a dirty room mate though and he'd probably keep it clean.

If I absolutely had to choose, I'd probably go with Patrick. I identify with him the most, probably because his articles always get me.

Jeff, he'd be like having a cat.

The fuck is with all the weird threads lately?

Vinny.

Vinny, he has a baby to look after.

@Morningstar said:

Patrick, he cant eat much.

His stomach's a portal to the Meat Dimension.

(not giving up)

So ... while we're being completely irrational with the question, why not pick two of them and then coerce them to do a Live Endurance Run?

Brad. Dude is a proper gentleman.

GB threads just get weirder and weirder.

It's got to be Brad.

He'd cause the least disruption in day to day life it seems.

I would adopt all of them.

And then I would groom them to fight eachother IN THE THUNDERDOME.

Patrick. I don't have much space in my house so I could just put him in a cupboard and feed him cheesestrings and some vitamins. And if I wanted to take him out for a walk I could carry him in my guitar case, so he's a pretty efficient choice for me.
 
edit: And I could also claim child benefit because he looks like he's 15.

I think the real, pressing concern is this: If the GB crew ever swap souls with farm animals while visiting Kansas to solve a crime, and Vinny eats all of the evidence, what lawyer would you hire to get Goat Vinny out of a crime scene tampering charge?

Think on THAT, sirs and madams.

I think the real, pressing concern is this: If the GB crew ever swap souls with farm animals while visiting Kansas to solve a crime, and Vinny eats all of the evidence, what lawyer would you hire to get Goat Vinny out of a crime scene tampering charge?

Think on THAT, sirs and madams.

@Sploder said:

@ShaggE said:

I think the real, pressing concern is this: If the GB crew ever swap souls with farm animals while visiting Kansas to solve a crime, and Vinny eats all of the evidence, what lawyer would you hire to get Goat Vinny out of a crime scene tampering charge?

Think on THAT, sirs and madams.

Snoop Lion. How is this even something that requires thinking about?

Of course! Snoop Lion!

I... I need to go make an entirely unrelated phone call...

Seriously, these "pick your GB member" threads are getting old and need to stop.

Vinny is obviously the right answer. He has a wife and kid and it would be cruel to leave all of them out in the cold. Also, we would have so much fucking fun.

I'll take Vinny.

Drew.

Jeff.

These topics never cease to be really damn creepy and weird.

Jeff for sure!!!

Why does everyone forget the best guy on the Giantbomb staff? DAVE SNIDER!

I think my cat ears would look great on Jeff.

Last night I had a dream that I was hanging out with the GB folk and I lived with Jeff. So, Jeff it is because he was fun to live with!

Patrick so i can live in his hair for an eternity.

Jeff would complain. Ryan would complain. Patrick would be annoying. Brad would be fine but he isn't funny. Vinny would be fine and he is funny.

I vote Vinny.