If you had to pick a GiantBomb staff member to be your dad...

I'd want Vinny to be my weekend dad.
 

I have a crush on Jeff, so Jeff. 

They're all my internet Daddies!

I think Ryan as a dad would be awesome.

Vinny just seems like he'd be a great dad.

" I have a crush on Jeff, so Jeff.  "

WTF?

These polls about the staff get weirder and weirder, yet I still answer them.

" WTF? "

I think Jeff would be a badass dad.

" These polls about the staff get weirder and weirder, yet I still answer them. "

I have a feeling Drew would be down for anything.

We need a Dave. He would be awesome, I wouldn't need to build my own PC for a good while to get some gamin' out of it.

This thread is kinda creepy

Blastoise

" We need a Dave. He would be awesome, I wouldn't need to build my own PC for a good while to get some gamin' out of it. "

Dude this topic is too weird. I mean I love these guys, but really?

" I am 24....this is a bit too creepy for my taste. "

" @xyzygy said:

" I have a crush on Jeff, so Jeff.  "

You want to have a crush on your dad? Get the hell out of here! "

I'd have to go with Vinny. He's very lovable.

jeff or brad 

As weird as this thread is, Vinny. He'd be an awesome dad if you ask me, he'd forget you broke stuff an all that. AWESOMETH!

by far the weirdest thread I've seen on giant bomb. i'm ashamed to say i answered it too.

"These polls about the staff get weirder and weirder, yet I still answer them. "

Definately Vinny!

 
Luchadad knows how to bring home the bacon. Or should i say venison?

Giantbomb is a good site, but I honestly don't understand all these cult-of-personality, brown-nose the staff threads. They are only mortals, you know.

Vinny, Brad and Drew. But where's Dave?

Jeff.

so we are all saying vinny is the most responsible?

hahahahahaha

LuchaDave!

Who comes up with this weird ass stuff XD 
....but Brad.

@Scooper said:

" @Driadon said:

" We need a Dave. He would be awesome, I wouldn't need to build my own PC for a good while to get some gamin' out of it. "

He's a Whiskey Media staffer! Make your own God damned poll about those duders! "
 
Hey, if he's been part of a Quick Look, he's a staffer to me. 
 
...and it seems my quote button is broken...

" These polls about the staff get weirder and weirder, yet I still answer them. "

@Scooper said:

" @Driadon said:

" We need a Dave. He would be awesome, I wouldn't need to build my own PC for a good while to get some gamin' out of it. "

He's a Whiskey Media staffer! Make your own God damned poll about those duders! "
 
Hey, if he's been part of a Quick Look, he's a staffer to me. 
 
...and it seems my quote button is broken...
 
Yeah, you're right. Luchadad is now Luchadave

Vinny, he is a great video editor and loves Dragon Ball Z

I'll have nightmares about a world were they touch my mum now, not cool.

These threads need to stop.

Ryan or Bad, hell how about both!?

Vinny, he would buy me DBZ DVDs.

" I have a crush on Jeff, so Jeff.  "

" @rjayb89 said:

" These polls about the staff get weirder and weirder, yet I still answer them. "

Next one's "Which Whiskey Media staff member's skin do you want to wear the most". "

Brad would be a stern father but at the end of the day you would know he only does it because he loves and cares about you.