If you were a pro sports player, what would you do upon retiring?

I'd do sports broadcasting.  I wouldn't be the dude who puts on a suit and adopts the newscaster accent, however.  I'd be causing shit like Charles Barkley.  He's awesome just because you never know if he's going to go on a tangent, say a curse word or a slur, or give useful commentary.  I wish I was awesome enough to where people would just put up with me when I do inappropriate stuff on national TV.

I'd have a meeting with the owner of the Vikings and talk about a comeback.

Set up a sports foundation to help kids to get into sports, and some TV work presenting on sports shows.

"I'd have a meeting with the owner of the Vikings and talk about a comeback."

Become a porn-star.

Invest my money properly.

I would probably get into rap.

"Set up a sports foundation to help kids to get into sports, and some TV work presenting on sports shows."

Sell my shoes....

be on Dancing With the Stars

Move to Thailand and have my fill of ladyboys.

Id have enough money to set up 2 chicks at the same time.

"be on Dancing With the Stars"

I'd run into crowds and beat them up.

I'd go snowboarding. Pro athletes arent allowed to do extreme sports

I'd totally go the route of Jimmy Carter, build houses for the poor, and back Habitat for Humanity. Probably go back to college.

Either that or have a sexy party.

Pull a Brett Favre and just... NOT RETIRE

Make a spectacular and epic comeback and fail. Then do it once more.

Take a trip to space.

I kill the shit out of my wife and her lover.

I'd try hard to not turn into Roberto Alomar .