I'm Back: A jakob187's Story

@Subjugation: @CaptainCody: When did HitmanAgent47 disappear? That seems like a tragedy in the making!

As for Levio, that dood was banned as far as I remember. Then again, I think he asked to be banned because...and God I wish I was making this up..."my dad is being hunted by the mafia and so I need to hide my identity". At least, that's the reasoning he sent me in my inbox a long time ago. The only message I've never deleted because...well, I can't stop laughing when I read it.

Then again, they did end up putting rap in Rock Band...and Mount & Blade became popular. Therefore, I guess that means he was some kind of ahead-of-his-time super genius, right?

@jakob187 said:

@Subjugation: @CaptainCody: When did HitmanAgent47 disappear? That seems like a tragedy in the making!

As for Levio, that dood was banned as far as I remember. Then again, I think he asked to be banned because...and God I wish I was making this up..."my dad is being hunted by the mafia and so I need to hide my identity". At least, that's the reasoning he sent me in my inbox a long time ago. The only message I've never deleted because...well, I can't stop laughing when I read it.

Then again, they did end up putting rap in Rock Band...and Mount & Blade became popular. Therefore, I guess that means he was some kind of ahead-of-his-time super genius, right?

I think he just faded out, not sure if he was banned; oddly enough a new user named Agent47 appeared not too long after although they shared no traits. No one seems to go out of their way to troll the community anymore...

I can't believe I never noticed Giant Bomb's biggest troll had left. Welcome back? I can't BELIEVE they let you WORK WITH KIDS?

@dudeglove: I'd ask why, but it seems like a question that could answer itself.

@jakob187 said:

@dudeglove: I'd ask why, but it seems like a question that could answer itself.

It's been quite awhile since he was banned, and he is still leaving angry comments on the GB Steam group. Here's todays "I wonder if MB wakes up in the morning and ask how can he be a shittier and more corrupt mod than the day before?"

Fucking awesome.

@jakob187 said:

@HandsomeDead: Actually, every interview I had didn't mind any of my tattoos. The reason I didn't get half the jobs I interviewed for? I don't have tits and a vagina. Good to see you're as cynical as ever, HandsomeDead. = D

I'm pretty sure if someone did mind your tattoos they probably wouldn't just come out and say "You are not going to get this job because of your tattoos." Also you couldn't get half the jobs you interviewed for because you didn't have a vagina, what was you trying for? Stripper? Tampon tester? Nurse? Anyway, a beastly welcome back from me duder!

@jakob187 said:

@HandsomeDead: Actually, every interview I had didn't mind any of my tattoos. The reason I didn't get half the jobs I interviewed for? I don't have tits and a vagina. Good to see you're as cynical as ever, HandsomeDead. = D

Yes, that is the only reason. Nice to see you're as delusional as ever.

@HandsomeDead said:

The guy with WASD tattooed on his hand can't find a job other than the post he thought he was better than in a dead end gaming centre. I can't be the only one who foresaw this?

Haha

@NekuSakuraba said:

@Example1013 said:

Still nowhere near King Saturn's post count.

No one here will be unless Giant bomb allows spam threads to rack up your post count. If it's not King Saturn's. it will be someone else who posts count on Comic Vine.

Yeah the only reason their are people with huge post counts on other sites like Gamespot and Comic Vine is due to spam threads....I had over 30,000 posts on Gamespot with many of them being in spam threads cause I was a dumb teenager with nothing better to do.

Glad to see you back, always enjoyed your blogs and posts.

@craigbo180: Mostly sales rep type of things for stuff like AmeriGas and a lot of the local fuel companies. Before my job at Lansharx, I worked pretty extensively in sales, with about 10 years of total experience starting at the lowest rung (telemarketing for the local newspaper when I was 14 - lied about my age because MONEY!) and moving up to the point that I was a sales representative for Dell Computers, getting office buildings and other businesses in the Central Texas area to convert over to Dell Computers. Unfortunately, most of those jobs would have someone selling to older males, and in the long run, it's hard for a 30-something male to actually get a job in the field when a 26-year-old with D cups wants the position with only two years of experience and no degree. WELCOME TO AMERICA!

@HandsomeDead: Whatever. I stopped caring about your trolling needs long ago. Besides, shouldn't you be acting like an elitest dick over on Screened...or did people get sick of it over there also?

@Unknown_Pleasures: I actually had zero posts for a rather long time. Whenever the glitch got fixed and I started getting post count, I begged for it to be changed back. No one would do it, and it still saddens me. I miss having 0 posts all the time.

I am new and do not know you but I welcome you with..

On second thought, yeah never mind..Suffice to say that I welcome you!

If you are reading this blog, then it means that you are either Claude (HAI2U2!) or someone else from the old school. Sometimes, it feels good to be old, right?

Welcome back Jakob!

@Jeust: A WILD JEUST APPEARS! Howdy doo, sir.

@Still_I_Cry: A belated "Welcome to Giant Bomb, now gimme all your money" post in your "I'm New" thread to you!

Also, where the hell is Claude? Is everything going alright with that duder?

Wait, you never really explained the reason for or purpose of your hiatus. There are holes in your story. Also, welcome back.

It has been a little strange not seeing that Viewtiful Joe avatar everywhere. We should all sing Welcome Back Duder to the tune of Welcome Back Kotter.

@jakob187: Haha! I did not create an "I'm new" thread so the joke is on you!

Now gimme all YOUR money

@jakob187 said:

@Jeust: A WILD JEUST APPEARS! Howdy doo, sir.

@Still_I_Cry: A belated "Welcome to Giant Bomb, now gimme all your money" post in your "I'm New" thread to you!

Also, where the hell is Claude? Is everything going alright with that duder?

eheh I'm great, and you?

@jakob187 said:

We've all seen and heard the complaints time and time again: casual gaming is bullshit. If you have stated that, then congratulations on being an elitest dick like I once was.

Actually from the smugness of this blog it sounds like you still are, also who the fuck are you and you were gone? Right gone from the internet, sure you were, good for you.

*slow clap*

Werent you only gone for a few months?  And I think Claude is still working on the play

@dudeglove said:

@jakob187 said:

@Subjugation: @CaptainCody: When did HitmanAgent47 disappear?

He was banned

Awesome, welcome back dude

Good to see you back. Not many GB users can make cursing classy like you can.

@Still_I_Cry: I ACTIVATED YOUR TRAP CARD? DAMMIT!

@nail1080: Ah, there's nail being nail. It's just not a thread until both HandsomeDead AND nail1080 have something negative to say. Jesus, where's Kaos Angel when ya need him?

@the_OFFICIAL_jAPanese_teaBAG: I was gone for about four or five months. I wrote a couple of blogs, but I pretty much jetted from the forums. Also, I have no clue what this play is. I'll have to go hit up his profile again and do some searching.

@CaptainCody: OH MY! I either missed that or was around and just ignored it.

@Origina1Penguin: PENGUIN! Another familiar face.

@Jeust: Good to hear. I'm better now. Got some work to be doing on some wikis around here though. My BattleForge page is so outdated now. What's been up with you? You still holding down that Nier page?

@jakob187: Claude is working on some local play. It's Dracula, and he's Van Helsing.

Also welcome, duder.

@Aronman789: Oh damn! Sounds good. I miss that old coot.

well welcome back. i guess it's cool to work at a place that has video games.  the one in my town went out of business for what ever reason.

Hello guy that I've always seen around the forums but not for a while until recently.

You mentioned me, so I had to bump. I've been busy myself. Trying to catch up.