in your opinion is it wrong for a man to urinate while sitting?

and by sitting i mean sitting on the toilet bowl not some random bush.

I think its ok if you've had a few to drink and your aim isn't too good.

Only if he is too drunk to stand, wants to read or play something on a portable, or is afraid this one may switch tracks into brown town.

"Only if he is too drunk to stand, wants to read or play something on a portable, or is afraid this one may switch tracks into brown town.
"

If you have a medical condition fair enough but thats it, every man should be standing even if their pissed.

lol i pee sitting down if im already pooping haha
OH!!! Actually one time my friend on xbl made fun of me and throwing out gay jokes and accusing me of peeing sitting down and so for a laugh I went and did it just to get some laughs out em

"Only if he is too drunk to stand, wants to read or play something on a portable, or is afraid this one may switch tracks into brown town.
"

lol @ this thread.  of course its wrong!  you know its the only way mj takes a wizz.

"and by sitting i mean sitting on the toilet bowl not some random bush.

i say its not wrong at all. i do it when im tired or lazy to stand up.

some people say its gay and one of unmanliest thing a guy can do.

some would go as far as saying it as one of the first steps of knowing your turning gay.

you cant believe the closed minded things they say.

but what does GB think??

 yay or gay?

(sorry if the last part was offensive)

"

Sorry your gay

"mybigpose said:

"and by sitting i mean sitting on the toilet bowl not some random bush.

i say its not wrong at all. i do it when im tired or lazy to stand up.

some people say its gay and one of unmanliest thing a guy can do.

some would go as far as saying it as one of the first steps of knowing your turning gay.

you cant believe the closed minded things they say.

but what does GB think??

 yay or gay?

(sorry if the last part was offensive)

"

these are people who have insecurity issues.  Ignore them and do what you want to do.  Personally it seems more gay to me to care about how other guys piss (not directed at your post but those you mentioned naturally).
"

"Sorry your gay
"

I've never done it. Not only would it feel weird, but it would seem like a waste of time.

"Jesus said:

"Sorry your gay
"

JESUS! How dare you! XD
"

"Jesus said:

"Sorry your gay
"

JESUS! How dare you! XD
"

"MisoRonery said:

"Only if he is too drunk to stand, wants to read or play something on a portable, or is afraid this one may switch tracks into brown town.
"

so, your saying if a man just purposely feels like sitting down while urinating for no apparant reason other then just for the heck of it....its wrong? mind explaining yourself?"

Urinating while standing up is one of the greatest parts of being a man.

"Urinating while standing up is one of the greatest parts of being a man.
"

"fuzzay said:

"Urinating while standing up is one of the greatest parts of being a man.
"

i thought it was the power to actually get it up was the greatest part.

"

"mybigpose said:

"fuzzay said:

"Urinating while standing up is one of the greatest parts of being a man.
"

i thought it was the power to actually get it up was the greatest part.

"

Thats a natural thing. If you can't. You need some viagra
"

jesus do you use viagra?

It's perhaps less wrong than it is for a man to urinate while he's laying down.

I don't even know how its possible.  I've tried it to no avail, right through the crack in the toilet seat and all over the floor.

Wrong? No.

Weird? Yes.

Even when I'm drink i still stand up like a man...=P

"jesus do you use viagra?"

Jesus said:

"111GREEN_RANGER111 said:

"jesus do you use viagra?"

No I have the power to make it go up whenever.

"

whatabout when watching john travolta in hair spray?

Jesus, you are my new favorite roleplaying poster.  In the arena of internet LARPing, you sir are king.  For now.....

"

Jesus said:

"111GREEN_RANGER111 said:

"jesus do you use viagra?"

No I have the power to make it go up whenever.

"

whatabout when watching john travolta in hair spray?

"

jesus gets what jesus wants obviously...

jesus love the little chilldren
all the children of the world

"jesus love the little chilldren
all the children of the world
"

Sittings too much of a hassle if you only have to pee.

"Sitting too much of a hassle if you only have to pee.

"

Its not the most masculine thing you could do but who really is gonna know that you're doing it?

Oh snap, jesus and moses in here now...time for me to take my evil ass somewhere else!

If we can pee while standing up, why not abuse that ability? :D

You guys are all gay. It's perfectly fine for a man to piss while sitting.

just do what you want.

Haha I do sometimes. It's just easier. None of this aiming nonsense.

I am 14 years old and I'm being honest when I say, I have only stood up and peed something like 5 times in my life. I simply despise the thought of it

I sit down sometimes due to my weakend leg *acident 2 months ago*
but I stand up most of the time.

"I am 14 years old and I'm being honest when I say, I have only stood up and peed something like 5 times in my life. I simply despise the thought of it
"

If he is doing number 2 also

"If he is doing number 2 also"

I sit down when I'm too lazy to stand.

To me its just easier to do it standing and it doesn't take that much more energy to stand than it does to sit, you are either incredibly lazy or have weak legs.

I think this thread can only go downhill from here, let's stop while we're ahead.