Kleptok didn't cry during the opening of Up. Is this absolute proof that he is a robot?

Neither did I.

/shut down transmission

No just a VICIOUS HEARTLESS BASTARD

If anybody doesn't cry at the beginning of Up they have no soul.

No just a VICIOUS HEARTLESS BASTARD

Under all that hair are mechanisms and gears and bolts. He needs oiling every month.

Yeah, it most certainly does. Klepek's a robot, Jeff works for the Reds. This has been a weird week guys.

I did not cry at the start of Up.

In fact I did shed a few tears because I was laughing so hard at it

I didn't cry either, am I robot too?

I didn't cry *stone cold*

I've never seen Up but I think trick is a robot anyway so I said yes

I said yes. But he is not a robot?!?

He is a rather large ethereal being with a green hue.

His form has no definition that can be comprehended. He speaks in the language of the future about the future from the future.

Robot is an acceptable name for this. Not crying during the opening of up confirms that he is in fact evil & how Catherine got to #2 on his GOTY list.

Obviously

@morrelloman said:

I said yes. But he is not a robot?!?

He is a rather large ethereal being with a green hue.

His form has no definition that can be comprehended. He speaks in the language of the future about the future from the future.

Robot is an acceptable name for this. Not crying during the opening of up confirms that he is in fact evil & how Catherine got to #2 on his GOTY list.

I put Catherine as my #2 does that mean I'm evil too?

No. A real robot would have cried to fool us all.

He's just a monster.

@Animasta: No, unless you were not moved by the opening of UP? These things only aggregate to implied evilness. One alone can imply only indie game love or that cartoons do not make you cry, respectively.

Is this the Russ Meyer film Up? I didn't cry either, not out of my eyes.

http://uk.imdb.com/title/tt0075376/

It's how we test if you are a witch and need to be burned alive in these modern times.

@Deathmachine117 said:

I did not cry at the start of Up.

In fact I did shed a few tears because I was laughing so hard at it

@UKSamwise said:

If anybody doesn't cry at the beginning of Up they have no soul.

I didn't cry at the opening of Up, but I did get sad. It's got nothing on Air or Kanon '06, though. That shit is destructive.

@weegieanawrench said:

Yeah, it most certainly does. Klepek's a robot, Jeff works for the Reds. This has been a weird week guys.

I didn't know Jeff played baseball

Probably the same people who cried when Miss what's-her-face died in Final Fantasy 7 and not when Nanaki (or Red XIII for the non-fans) found out about his father

If anybody doesn't cry at the beginning of Up they have no soul.

I cried a little, but then wept uncontrollably when he saw the rest of the adventure book.

IKLEPTOK.

The beginning of Up is an instant tear reaction. A robot he is.

OH LOOK SHE HAD A MISCARRIAGE LOOK HOW DEEP WE ARE

@Coafi said:

I didn't cry either, am I robot too

Maybe he can't relate to humans because he's a robot. Did he cry when Optimus Prime died in the only Transformers movie that matters?

@Bucketdeth: Now I weep

Why would you cry over characters you don't even know yet?

I wasn't crying I JUST HAD SOMETHING IN MY EYE! Also I was just talking about the beginning of Up last night, so seeing this thread was weird.

@Little_Socrates said:

I didn't cry at the opening of Up, but I did get sad.

Yeah, same here. It's a damn near impossible task at hand for films to get me to cry.

He is probably an older version of cyborgs since any model past 3000 has a tear jerking system built in.

I didn't cry at the beginning. I did choke up a little as the movie progresses, but the beginning was too soon to be that emotionally connected.

Still, great movie. Doesn't have to make me cry to be sad.

I didn't cry at the beginning of Up, it was sloppily done. You want me to get sad about a character I've been watching for three minutes, Pixar? Fuck you. Learn2movie

@Coafi said:

I didn't cry either, am I robot too?

@Gabriel: Its a kids films that suggests a miscarriage. Something I was not expecting that the first 10 minutes.

I didn't cry either because I'm a man and you guys are all pussies.

I also haven't even watched it.

The ending of Toy Story 3 was waaay worse than the beginning of Up.

@Twinsun said:

Why would you cry over characters you don't even know yet?

why do people cry over images of starving children that they don't know? Because of fucking PATHOS.

@Gabriel said:

OH LOOK SHE HAD A MISCARRIAGE LOOK HOW DEEP WE ARE

Oh wow you misinterpreted that dark style

@TheKramer89 said:

The ending of Toy Story 3 was waaay worse than the beginning of Up.

Yeah I agree with this. It's gonna take more than 10 minutes to make me cry over characters who I have barley gotten to know, not that I wasn't sad about what was going on, Pixar knows how to create emotive characters with great music, but I've known the Toy Story characters for over a decade and to see Andy leave Woody behind after so long is much more heartbreaking.

@GunslingerPanda said:

I didn't cry at the beginning of Up, it was sloppily done. You want me to get sad about a character I've been watching for three minutes, Pixar? Fuck you. Learn2movie

Wait, did you actually get mad at Pixar for the opening of that movie? That's a little weird :/

I didn't either. I cried later in the movie, though.

@Landon said:

@TheKramer89 said:

The ending of Toy Story 3 was waaay worse than the beginning of Up.

Yeah I agree with this. It's gonna take more than 10 minutes to make me cry over characters who I have barley gotten to know, not that I wasn't sad about what was going on, Pixar knows how to create emotive characters with great music, but I've known the Toy Story characters for over a decade and to see Andy leave Woody behind after so long is much more heartbreaking.

Dude, come on, don't bring it up.

Never watched it.

I didn't cry either, but then again I don't cry all that often at the movies. I would like to have cried, though, because I liked the way the scene played out. Not being all that invested in the character in the early goings, it never got dusty. As a function of setting the tonal mood for the film, that movie, unfortunately, goes from what it sets up to something completely different that doesn't call for the tears to roll.

This is not about weather or not you winners cried during up. It is a good joke about Kleptok. Ruin everything! So self centered.