My diabetes inducing gingerbread house

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#1  Edited By ramboknife

 
To keep things in the Christmas spirit, I went out and bought a gingerbread house kit to make for Christmas Eve. On the box it said it included some candy, but to me it didn't look like it was going to be enough.   
 
 

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So, just to be safe I went out to a candy store and bought my own bag of candy to make things a little more sweet. This is the horrible, horrible result:  
 
 

 

 
 

Just try and sleep after you eat a bite of this...

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#2  Edited By Aetheldod

Awww God ... what a delicious diabetic coma inducing picture of candies ...  can I have some? :)

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#3  Edited By SuperWristBands

I can't mix gummies with more solid food, its just weird to me. I always liked those blue dolphin things though. Haven't had them since I was a kid...

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#4  Edited By damnboyadvance

No M&Ms? This gingerbread house is incomplete.

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#5  Edited By management

Holy Shit, you can't even see the gingerbread. In my opinion, you are doing it wrong, the gingerbread is the best part of a gingerbread house.

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#6  Edited By ZimboDK

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#7  Edited By yoctoyotta

Structural frosting always kinda grosses me out, but all that gummy candy looks delicious.
 
That reminds me, was anyone else pissed off when the GB crew ruined that gigantic gummy worm? I would have totally ate that.

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#8  Edited By Soap

I... I think I love you <3

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#9  Edited By gamer_152  Moderator

 It's... Beautiful.

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#10  Edited By melcene

I lack words to describe what goes through my mind when I look at that gingerbread house.

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#11  Edited By JoelTGM

it looks good but also incredibly awful

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#12  Edited By benjaebe

I've always wondered - how does one eat a gingerbread house? Do you just cut a piece off or something? It seems like the entire structure wouldn't last very long if you removed an important support.

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#13  Edited By KaosAngel

Yerp.  That sure is diabeties.

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#14  Edited By HitmanAgent47

NIce house

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#15  Edited By FlyingRat

Holy fuck....

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#16  Edited By PooffBallzZzZ

Needs Moar Candee
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#17  Edited By Venatio
@ZimboDK said:
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I want it!
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#18  Edited By Green_Incarnate

Looks like it rained bags of candies after the build. See how the box has nice rows of them.

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#19  Edited By donutfever

Well Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit.

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#20  Edited By luce

Is that gummy bacon?

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#21  Edited By grilledcheez

...Where's the house?

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#22  Edited By ssj4raditz

Ah, I got a cavity just looking that.

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#23  Edited By ramboknife
@luce:  
 
Nope, coke-bottles.  

@Management: 
 
The gingerbread still exsists, it's just under about a pound of candy. Can easily enjoy both.  
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Sorry, too unhealthy for my taste.

 This, however...
 This, however...
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#25  Edited By Afroman269
@melcene said:
" I lack words to describe what goes through my mind when I look at that gingerbread house. "
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#26  Edited By wolf_blitzer85
@luce said:
" Is that gummy bacon? "
It should be.
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#27  Edited By MistaSparkle

I've never been able to eat a gingerbread house.

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#28  Edited By crusader8463

I still prefer the Ginger Bread Crack House.

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#29  Edited By FourWude

Diabeeetus in a box. 


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#30  Edited By MAN_FLANNEL

 Wilford Brimley approves
 Wilford Brimley approves
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#31  Edited By GunnBjorn

Cripes, my pancreas responded violently by just looking at the damn thing! I wouldn't eat any of that. My vice is chocolate and nothing else.
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#32  Edited By DanielJW

As a type one diabetic, i find this thread title and the jokes within repulsive and disgusting. 
 
And tantalizing. 

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#33  Edited By onarum

I'll have three please.

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#34  Edited By Claude

Gross, I like my sugar in the form of beer.

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#35  Edited By Berezov

Forgot your troubles come on get happy.

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#36  Edited By eternitymemory

Screw the gingerbread house, I'd rather just peel off all the rings and gummi-cokes and eat those. Yum. 
 
@Tru3_Blu3:
  
I literally convulsed looking at that disgusting monstrosity.  :(

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#37  Edited By ramboknife
@eternitymemory: 
 
Hahah, that's probably what will happen.