My farts kind of smell like hamburger.

I'm not really sure what do about this.

This isn't the kind of thing you go to a doctor about, right? It's not like my health is at risk, it's just kind of annoying.

It's not premium grade hamburger either, it's kind of that greasy fast food hamburgery smell. It's really weird. I haven't even eaten hamburger recently, so where this is coming from is a mystery to me.

It's really inconvenient. I mean I used to not really care about my farts, but if I'm even finding my own farts annoying how must other people be feeling about my farts?

Also Fallout 1 is really short.

I never got a chance to play Fallout 1 and I don't think I could go back to it now.

Feline Aids.

Thanks for this update Lord British.

Off-topic? More like RE6.

Bottle and sell them.

That's a fucking superpower, man.

@49th said:

I never got a chance to play Fallout 1 and I don't think I could go back to it now.

It's actually really accessible, I was surprised.

I'm thinking about writing something up about it, I was somewhat mislead as to what that game really was but I can say I am very glad I played it.

Mine have been giving off a fries smell, let's open up a fast food fart restaurant.

Is that a symptom of Aspergers?

You need to improve your diet. And you need to quit smelling your farts.

Would you call this a pressing issue?

@FiestaUnicorn said:

You need to improve your diet. And you need to quit smelling your farts.

But it's so hard, I used to enjoy them so.

How can you truly love life if you cannot not love one's self, and one's farts.

@LordXavierBritish said:

@FiestaUnicorn said:

You need to improve your diet. And you need to quit smelling your farts.

But it's so hard, I used to enjoy them so.

How can you truly love life if you cannot not love one's self, and one's farts.

You make an excellent point. I'm going to smell my farts and, truly, live life to the fullest. In the years to come stories will be told about you and your spirit of adventure.

@LordXavierBritish said:

It's not premium grade hamburger either, it's kind of that greasy fast food hamburgery smell.

FUUUUUUUCK.

To think I was ecstatic.

Sincerely,

awesomeusername

P.S. Sir. Fuck you and your shitty farts.

Well. This is weird.

Is there blowback as well? So to speak...

I'm getting flashbacks to that South Park episode where the town was really into smelling their own farts.

My pee sometimes smells like popcorn. Weirds me out man.

@LordXavierBritish said:

It's not premium grade hamburger either, it's kind of that greasy fast food hamburgery smell.

FUUUUUUUCK.

To think I was ecstatic.

Sincerely,

awesomeusername

P.S. Sir. Fuck you and your shitty farts.

@MariachiMacabre said:

@awesomeusername

@LordXavierBritish said:

It's not premium grade hamburger either, it's kind of that greasy fast food hamburgery smell.

FUUUUUUUCK.

To think I was ecstatic.

Sincerely,

awesomeusername

P.S. Sir. Fuck you and your shitty farts.

No his shitty farts smell way different from his burger farts.

But aren't all farts shitty? Are we being fartist against burgery farts not being shitty? Or is it the other way around? Or are burgery farts fartist against shitty farts or vice versa? WHERE DO WE DRAW THE LINE?!

@NegativeCero said:

I'm getting flashbacks to that South Park episode where the town was really into smelling their own farts.

It actually seems to be more in line with the episode that Cartman was selling burgers and his secret recipe was putting them in his underwear and farting on them.

Farty Burgers anyone?

@NegativeCero said:

I'm getting flashbacks to that South Park episode where the town was really into smelling their own farts.

Exactly what popped into my head.

I will contribute to this thread in my own special way.

My favorite farts are when they smell like a freshly opened bag of Lays potato chips.

Sometimes my farts smell like spicy burned chili.

Lately, my farts have been smelling my mathane gas, that has worried me.

I once thought I could bottle my farts so I got a half empty jug of water, you know, the plastic one gallon ones. I opened it, then I farted into it and sealed it. I decided to take a peak a few minutes later. Smelled it and barfed.

When I was younger, I shared a room with my brother. One night I woke up and saw him sleeping. I went over to his bed, got my ass up near him preparing to fart on his face, but he woke up and started yelling for our mom to come save him.

Speaking of chips, in middle school, the most popular snack for our 15 minute morning break was flaming hot cheetos. But eating a whole 50 cent bag would leave your fingers covered in red greasy dust. Keep in mind we had to wear uniforms with white shirts and blue slacks. As we piled in to go back to class, I would lick my fingers and streak them across the back of some unsuspecting kid and laugh the rest of day wondering what his reaction to finding out he got cheetoed was.

I'm going to go kill myself.

What have you been doing with @Sweep?

My knob smells of cheese. Shall we form a partnership and get Adam Richman involved in a challenge?

You should probably see a doctor, or a chef.

@bartok said:

Is that a symptom of Aspergers?

Who says puns can't be funny?

@bartok said:

Is that a symptom of Aspergers?

I just saw what you did there. Clearly I need to step my game up.

I miss seeing threads like this on a daily basis

Mine kind of smell like regret and shame.

Strange smelling farts usually mean something is going on in your colon. Should get that looked at. Usually it's just stale shit and an enema will fix it.

This is assuming you no longer want your farts smelling like hamburgers. Otherwise, ignore advice.

@bartok said:

Is that a symptom of Aspergers?

Who says puns can't be funny?

@TheHBK said:

I once thought I could bottle my farts so I got a half empty jug of water, you know, the plastic one gallon ones. I opened it, then I farted into it and sealed it. I decided to take a peak a few minutes later. Smelled it and barfed.

This part literally made me laugh out loud. Nicely done.

you're one classy mutha fucka. stop huffing your own flatulence

Congrats.

This thread kind of smells like a spammy and crappy mistake. So I'm going to lock this for all of you! :D