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#1 Posted by LordXavierBritish (6320 posts) -

I'm not really sure what do about this.

This isn't the kind of thing you go to a doctor about, right? It's not like my health is at risk, it's just kind of annoying.

It's not premium grade hamburger either, it's kind of that greasy fast food hamburgery smell. It's really weird. I haven't even eaten hamburger recently, so where this is coming from is a mystery to me.

It's really inconvenient. I mean I used to not really care about my farts, but if I'm even finding my own farts annoying how must other people be feeling about my farts?

Also Fallout 1 is really short.

#2 Posted by 49th (2765 posts) -

I never got a chance to play Fallout 1 and I don't think I could go back to it now.

#3 Posted by runnah555 (148 posts) -

Feline Aids.

#4 Posted by Phatmac (5726 posts) -

Thanks for this update Lord British.

#5 Posted by Ravenlight (8040 posts) -

Off-topic? More like RE6.

#6 Posted by KarlPilkington (2733 posts) -

Bottle and sell them.

#7 Posted by ShadowConqueror (3052 posts) -

That's a fucking superpower, man.

#8 Posted by LordXavierBritish (6320 posts) -

@49th said:

I never got a chance to play Fallout 1 and I don't think I could go back to it now.

It's actually really accessible, I was surprised.

I'm thinking about writing something up about it, I was somewhat mislead as to what that game really was but I can say I am very glad I played it.

#9 Posted by Colourful_Hippie (4368 posts) -

Mine have been giving off a fries smell, let's open up a fast food fart restaurant.

#10 Posted by bartok (2487 posts) -

Is that a symptom of Aspergers?

#11 Edited by FiestaUnicorn (1577 posts) -

You need to improve your diet. And you need to quit smelling your farts.

#12 Posted by guiseppe (2841 posts) -

Would you call this a pressing issue?

#13 Posted by LordXavierBritish (6320 posts) -

@FiestaUnicorn said:

You need to improve your diet. And you need to quit smelling your farts.

But it's so hard, I used to enjoy them so.

How can you truly love life if you cannot not love one's self, and one's farts.

#14 Posted by FiestaUnicorn (1577 posts) -

@LordXavierBritish said:

@FiestaUnicorn said:

You need to improve your diet. And you need to quit smelling your farts.

But it's so hard, I used to enjoy them so.

How can you truly love life if you cannot not love one's self, and one's farts.

You make an excellent point. I'm going to smell my farts and, truly, live life to the fullest. In the years to come stories will be told about you and your spirit of adventure.

#15 Posted by awesomeusername (4193 posts) -

@LordXavierBritish said:

It's not premium grade hamburger either, it's kind of that greasy fast food hamburgery smell.

FUUUUUUUCK.

To think I was ecstatic.

Sincerely,

awesomeusername

P.S. Sir. Fuck you and your shitty farts.

#16 Posted by TooWalrus (13218 posts) -

Well. This is weird.

#17 Posted by Gladiator_Games (444 posts) -

Is there blowback as well? So to speak...

#18 Posted by NegativeCero (3005 posts) -

I'm getting flashbacks to that South Park episode where the town was really into smelling their own farts.

#19 Posted by TheSouthernDandy (3881 posts) -

My pee sometimes smells like popcorn. Weirds me out man.

#20 Posted by MariachiMacabre (7096 posts) -
@awesomeusername

@LordXavierBritish said:

It's not premium grade hamburger either, it's kind of that greasy fast food hamburgery smell.

FUUUUUUUCK.

To think I was ecstatic.

Sincerely,

awesomeusername

P.S. Sir. Fuck you and your shitty farts.

No his shitty farts smell way different from his burger farts.
#21 Posted by awesomeusername (4193 posts) -

@MariachiMacabre said:

@awesomeusername

@LordXavierBritish said:

It's not premium grade hamburger either, it's kind of that greasy fast food hamburgery smell.

FUUUUUUUCK.

To think I was ecstatic.

Sincerely,

awesomeusername

P.S. Sir. Fuck you and your shitty farts.

No his shitty farts smell way different from his burger farts.

But aren't all farts shitty? Are we being fartist against burgery farts not being shitty? Or is it the other way around? Or are burgery farts fartist against shitty farts or vice versa? WHERE DO WE DRAW THE LINE?!

#22 Edited by awesomeusername (4193 posts) -

@NegativeCero said:

I'm getting flashbacks to that South Park episode where the town was really into smelling their own farts.

It actually seems to be more in line with the episode that Cartman was selling burgers and his secret recipe was putting them in his underwear and farting on them.

Farty Burgers anyone?

#23 Posted by Butano (1740 posts) -

@NegativeCero said:

I'm getting flashbacks to that South Park episode where the town was really into smelling their own farts.

Exactly what popped into my head.

#24 Posted by TheHBK (5488 posts) -

I will contribute to this thread in my own special way.

My favorite farts are when they smell like a freshly opened bag of Lays potato chips.

Sometimes my farts smell like spicy burned chili.

Lately, my farts have been smelling my mathane gas, that has worried me.

I once thought I could bottle my farts so I got a half empty jug of water, you know, the plastic one gallon ones. I opened it, then I farted into it and sealed it. I decided to take a peak a few minutes later. Smelled it and barfed.

When I was younger, I shared a room with my brother. One night I woke up and saw him sleeping. I went over to his bed, got my ass up near him preparing to fart on his face, but he woke up and started yelling for our mom to come save him.

Speaking of chips, in middle school, the most popular snack for our 15 minute morning break was flaming hot cheetos. But eating a whole 50 cent bag would leave your fingers covered in red greasy dust. Keep in mind we had to wear uniforms with white shirts and blue slacks. As we piled in to go back to class, I would lick my fingers and streak them across the back of some unsuspecting kid and laugh the rest of day wondering what his reaction to finding out he got cheetoed was.

#25 Posted by Xolare (1284 posts) -

I'm going to go kill myself.

#26 Posted by Video_Game_King (36272 posts) -

What have you been doing with ?

#27 Posted by WickedFather (1733 posts) -

My knob smells of cheese. Shall we form a partnership and get Adam Richman involved in a challenge?

#28 Posted by Mr_Skeleton (5145 posts) -

You should probably see a doctor, or a chef.

#29 Posted by believer258 (11949 posts) -

@bartok said:

Is that a symptom of Aspergers?

Who says puns can't be funny?

#30 Posted by NegativeCero (3005 posts) -

@bartok said:

Is that a symptom of Aspergers?

I just saw what you did there. Clearly I need to step my game up.

#31 Posted by habster3 (3595 posts) -

I miss seeing threads like this on a daily basis

#32 Posted by JasonR86 (9714 posts) -

Mine kind of smell like regret and shame.

#33 Posted by Zomgfruitbunnies (819 posts) -

Strange smelling farts usually mean something is going on in your colon. Should get that looked at. Usually it's just stale shit and an enema will fix it.

This is assuming you no longer want your farts smelling like hamburgers. Otherwise, ignore advice.

#34 Posted by Tim_the_Corsair (3065 posts) -
@believer258

@bartok said:

Is that a symptom of Aspergers?

Who says puns can't be funny?

Indeed, brava!
#36 Posted by Little_Socrates (5677 posts) -

@TheHBK said:

I once thought I could bottle my farts so I got a half empty jug of water, you know, the plastic one gallon ones. I opened it, then I farted into it and sealed it. I decided to take a peak a few minutes later. Smelled it and barfed.

This part literally made me laugh out loud. Nicely done.

#37 Posted by Zajtalan (1163 posts) -

you're one classy mutha fucka. stop huffing your own flatulence

#38 Posted by Sparklykiss (1968 posts) -

Congrats.

This thread kind of smells like a spammy and crappy mistake. So I'm going to lock this for all of you! :D

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