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#1  Edited By flaminghobo

RULES:

  • Quote the riddle you are answering.
  • Do not post/answer more than one riddle in the same post.
  • The riddle must be solveable.
  • Be fair, give others a chance to answer the riddles rather than showing off your fantastic wit and intellect. :)

If a red house is made out of red bricks, a blue house is made out of blue bricks and a yellow house is made out of yellow bricks, what is a green house made out of?
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#2  Edited By Absurd
@FlamingHobo said:
If a red house is made out of red bricks, a blue house is made out of blue bricks and a yellow house is made out of yellow bricks, what is a green house made out of? "
Glass

My riddle: What has two thumbs and doesn't give a crap?
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#3  Edited By iamjohn

YO FUNKY, I'M JONESIN' FOR A RIDDLE, DAWG!

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#4  Edited By Red12b
@Absurd:
Bob Kelso.

Mine,

My thunder comes before the lightning;
My lightning comes before the clouds;
My rain dries all the land it touches.
What am I?

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#5  Edited By zombie2011
@Red12b said:
" @Absurd:
Bob Kelso.

Mine,

My thunder comes before the lightning;
My lightning comes before the clouds;
My rain dries all the land it touches.
What am I?

"
A volcano

I have a mouth but can not chew?
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#6  Edited By Red12b
@zombie2011:
A River.

If I say "Everything I tell you is a lie," am I telling you the truth or a lie?
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#7  Edited By DanielJW
@Absurd said:
"@FlamingHobo said:
If a red house is made out of red bricks, a blue house is made out of blue bricks and a yellow house is made out of yellow bricks, what is a green house made out of? "
GlassMy riddle: What has two thumbs and doesn't give a crap?"

THIS GUY!!!
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A box without hinges, key, nor lid. Yet inside golden treasure is hid.

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#9  Edited By flaminghobo
@keyhunter said:
" A box without hinges, key, nor lid. Yet inside golden treasure is hid. "
An egg.

What goes around the world but stays in a corner?
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#10  Edited By NickM

Professor! I've solved it!

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#11  Edited By Red12b
@FlamingHobo said:
"@keyhunter said:
" A box without hinges, key, nor lid. Yet inside golden treasure is hid. "
An egg.What goes around the world but stays in a corner?"

A Stamp.

I'll ask again, If I say "Everything I tell you is a lie," am I telling you the truth or a lie?
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#12  Edited By Demonstride
@Red12b said:
" @FlamingHobo said:
"@keyhunter said:
" A box without hinges, key, nor lid. Yet inside golden treasure is hid. "
An egg.What goes around the world but stays in a corner?"
A Stamp.I'll ask again, If I say "Everything I tell you is a lie," am I telling you the truth or a lie? "
A lie? Meaning its the truth? Anyway, What do you call a short psychic that has escaped from prison.
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#13  Edited By jakob187

I've got a really great riddle:



Dude...where's my car?
Dude...where's my car?


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#14  Edited By Civraz
@Demonstride:
A small medium at large