Yes, you read that right. i wanted some "me time" today and some people came over anyway. they have been sitting on my porch for almost a hour and a half. i don't want to answer the door because then they would be aware of my presence. i figured i would share this moment with you as they walk around, and act stupid. What should i do about this?
So there are people on my porch and they won't leave v_v
Do you know them? Are they your friends and you just don't want to let them in? If so then open the door and say you're tired. If not call the cops.
" Do you know them? Are they your friends and you just don't want to let them in? If so then open the door and say you're tired. If not call the cops. "What she said.
you should get some friends that go away after they figure your not home.I really don't know anyone that i'd want to be friends with that just hangs out in front of my house.
:( Don't murder them with a hammer or throw boiling water at them.
Too many variables left out of this to say one way or another. If they are friends go out and tell them you are not feeling well and you want to be left alone, if they are people trying to break into your house to rape/murder/burgler you then call the RCMP and go hide in a closet somewhere. If they are some religious group trying to show you that you have lived a vile life of evil and that if you don't let them in and listen to them then you will go to hell I would put that pot of water on the stove to get it read to boil as suggested earlier in the thread.
Pretty much this, tell them to go away like a regular person. Also who the hell sits out in front of a friends house waiting for them to come out without any invitation? So stupid...." HELP YOU GUYS, I'M BEING HELD HOSTAGE BY MY SOCIAL AWKWARDNESS "
Do you have a wookie costume? If so, make good use of it. RUn out screaming and throw raw red meat at them.
Hook up some really nice stereo speakers to your PC (or whatever), and play the loudest, most obnoxius porn you can find at maximum volume.
If that doesn't work, then you're outta' luck.
If you have a silenced pistol at home, blow there brains out from the window. But seeing as how they left, just plant that type of a nightmare into there head.
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