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#1 Posted by deusdigit (572 posts) -

Yes, you read that right. i wanted some "me time" today and some people came over anyway. they have been sitting on my porch for almost a hour and a half. i don't want to answer the door because then they would be aware of my presence. i figured i would share this moment with you as they walk around, and act stupid. What should i do about this?

#2 Posted by Ignor (2372 posts) -

Are you American? Do you have a gun?

#3 Posted by Osaladin (2529 posts) -

Call the police.

#4 Posted by PrivateIronTFU (3874 posts) -

Dude, call the cops. You have that right. 

#5 Posted by Gamer_152 (14099 posts) -

If they're really your friends they'll get that you want some time alone, otherwise I'd go with what Ignor said.

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#6 Posted by HandsomeDead (11863 posts) -

Equip headphones.

#7 Posted by LiquidPrince (16106 posts) -

Do you know them? Are they your friends and you just don't want to let them in? If so then open the door and say you're tired. If not call the cops.

#8 Posted by jkz (4049 posts) -

Is walking out and asking them to leave out of the question?

#9 Posted by Teaspoon83 (629 posts) -
@LiquidPrince said:
" Do you know them? Are they your friends and you just don't want to let them in? If so then open the door and say you're tired. If not call the cops. "
What she said.
#10 Posted by deusdigit (572 posts) -
@LiquidPrince said:
" Do you know them? Are they your friends and you just don't want to let them in? If so then open the door and say you're tired. If not call the cops. "
Friends.
#11 Posted by PrivateIronTFU (3874 posts) -

Then why the hell are you posting? Just tell them to leave. Total waste of time.

#12 Posted by TaliciaDragonsong (8699 posts) -

Get better friends?
Boil some water and throw it on their heads from your window otherwise?

#13 Posted by deusdigit (572 posts) -
@PrivateIronTFU said:
" Then why the hell are you posting? Just tell them to leave. Total waste of time. "
But they don't know i am here and i am trying to keep quiet.
#14 Posted by FirePrince (1763 posts) -

Molotov Cocktail.

#15 Posted by PrivateIronTFU (3874 posts) -

Tell them you were asleep. Just lie. Everybody lies. Nothing wrong with it. 

#16 Posted by Ravenousrattler (1417 posts) -

you should get some friends that go away after they figure your not home.I really don't know anyone that i'd want to be friends with that just hangs out in front of my house.

#17 Posted by Apparatus_Unearth (3211 posts) -

Murder them with a hammer. 
No, don't actually do that. 

#18 Posted by RandomInternetUser (6789 posts) -

What kind of friends sit on your porch while you're not home? 

#19 Posted by CountYourBlessings (169 posts) -

cant you text them saying your elsewhere?

#20 Posted by Ignor (2372 posts) -

Are they drunk?

#21 Posted by Myrmidon (547 posts) -

This thread is ridiculous.

#22 Posted by Onno10 (405 posts) -

What did you do to get into a situation like this?

#23 Posted by BeachThunder (12276 posts) -
#24 Posted by crusader8463 (14426 posts) -

Too many variables left out of this to say one way or another. If they are friends go out and tell them you are not feeling well and you want to be left alone, if they are people trying to break into your house to rape/murder/burgler you then call the RCMP and go hide in a closet somewhere. If they are some religious group trying to show you that you have lived a vile life of evil and that if you don't let them in and listen to them then you will go to hell I would put that pot of water on the stove to get it read to boil as suggested earlier in the thread.

#25 Posted by FlyingRat (1446 posts) -

Dude, low confidence much? They're apparently your friends, open the door, tell them to leave because you want alone time. Done.

#26 Posted by deusdigit (572 posts) -

They left! Thanks anyway guys :\

#27 Posted by hedfone (1751 posts) -

ugh

#28 Edited by Kyreo (4600 posts) -
@ThatFrood said:
" HELP YOU GUYS, I'M BEING HELD HOSTAGE BY MY SOCIAL AWKWARDNESS "
Yeah.... this.
#29 Posted by Lemoncookie01 (1666 posts) -

Walk outside naked and say ''wanna party?''

#30 Posted by ThatFrood (3376 posts) -

HELP YOU GUYS, I'M BEING HELD HOSTAGE BY MY SOCIAL AWKWARDNESS

#31 Posted by ryanwho (12082 posts) -

I'm trying to understand this. 

#32 Edited by Afroman269 (7387 posts) -
@ThatFrood said:

" HELP YOU GUYS, I'M BEING HELD HOSTAGE BY MY SOCIAL AWKWARDNESS "

Pretty much this, tell them to go away like a regular person. Also who the hell sits out in front of a friends house waiting for them to come out without any invitation? So stupid....
#33 Posted by huntad (1958 posts) -
@xobballox said:
" What kind of friends sit on your porch while you're not home?  "
I would love to know this as well. I mean WTF? Losers much?
#34 Posted by Ignor (2372 posts) -

Oh, I get it. They're Canadians.

#35 Posted by punkxblaze (2990 posts) -

The non-comprehension of normal social behaviors by OP here is incomprehensible.

#36 Posted by ShockD (2430 posts) -

Haha, I hear you. Have had the same problem, but with my phone. I needed some "me time" and my friend kept messaging me and phoning me.

#37 Posted by Jumanji (447 posts) -

GO AWAY!
BATIN'!
 
All you need to say.

#38 Posted by HS21 (2682 posts) -
@FirePrince said:
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Molotov Cocktail.

"
You would suggest that, Fire Prince.
#39 Posted by ajamafalous (12120 posts) -

I'm so damn confused right now.

#40 Posted by TheSeductiveMoose (3625 posts) -

Are your friends violent?

#41 Posted by W0lfbl1tzers (1789 posts) -
@deusdigit: Punch them in the dick. 
#42 Posted by MordeaniisChaos (5730 posts) -

Do you have a wookie costume? If so, make good use of it. RUn out screaming and throw raw red meat at them.

#43 Posted by DoomedMello12 (13 posts) -

Hook up some really nice stereo speakers to your PC (or whatever), and play the loudest, most obnoxius porn you can find at maximum volume. 
 
If that doesn't work, then you're outta' luck.

#44 Posted by teh_destroyer (3574 posts) -

If you have a silenced pistol at home, blow there brains out from the window. But seeing as how they left, just plant that type of a nightmare into there head.

#45 Posted by RsistncE (4496 posts) -

"Me" time = fap time

#46 Posted by hanktherapper (383 posts) -

Get off my lawn.

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#47 Posted by jayjonesjunior (1094 posts) -

if they are really your friends they will forgive you, if you shoot them.

#48 Edited by jmrwacko (2443 posts) -

OP here. Help guys, call the cops, they're in my house tearing up my stuff and my sister's trying to call the cops. I don't think - huh?! They're eating her, and now they're going to eat me. Oh my GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD-

#49 Posted by Chirag4 (585 posts) -

This is...kinda pathetic.

#50 Posted by jorbear (2517 posts) -

Punch 'em in the jeans.