Store NOW OPEN! (Includes exclusive SuperMooseman Merchandise!)

   Over the past year, Tanuki ARMs has been pleased to bring you quality weapons such as the .45 cal MK23, (a gun used by Solid Snake himself during his covert operation at Shadow Moses Island) a very old-school 1847 Colt revolver and many others, one of the newest editions being the Springfield SA XD. However, with the launch of the FAMAS, our company has merged into a new era of quality. You may or may not have noticed that the FAMAS is our first, and at the moment the only, gun we carry that has the Moosemans Seal of Approval. The MMSoA is only given to products that SuperMooseman himself deems the highest quality. And only weapons that he feels confident to use during the heat of battle. 
 

"I think the FAMAS is awesome!" SuperMooseman said in an exclusive interview with Dr.Tan. Little did SuperMooseman know that his opinion of our fine weaponry would usher him into a world of fame and fortune as we introduce to you, our valued customers, the Mooseman Merchandise! Now, when you purchase the FAMAS F1 we will send you a complimentary 9" pizza. The only pizza SuperMooseman eats. It includes toppings such as pepperoni, spicey chicken slices, fresh tomatoes and just a small handful of mushrooms. Purchasing the FAMAS F1 will also grant you EXCLUSIVE access to our Mooseman Merchandise!! 

Shirt pin with the words "I wanna pwn (just like Moosey)" = $2.99
Fridge Magnet. "I <3 SuperMooseman (So I bought this Fridge Magnet)" = $5
Mooseman Keychain = $10      
 
 
 
 
 

And our exclusive SuperMooseman Autographed photos going for $20.  

Orders can be issued through private PMs. I apologize for any spelling errors. (Moosey wanted this rushed) We do not accept American Express.

Tanuki Shinkawa of Shinkawa ARMs Corp.

   Over the past year, Tanuki ARMs has been pleased to bring you quality weapons such as the .45 cal MK23, (a gun used by Solid Snake himself during his covert operation at Shadow Moses Island) a very old-school 1847 Colt revolver and many others, one of the newest editions being the Springfield SA XD. However, with the launch of the FAMAS, our company has merged into a new era of quality. You may or may not have noticed that the FAMAS is our first, and at the moment the only, gun we carry that has the Moosemans Seal of Approval. The MMSoA is only given to products that SuperMooseman himself deems the highest quality. And only weapons that he feels confident to use during the heat of battle. 
 

"I think the FAMAS is awesome!" SuperMooseman said in an exclusive interview with Dr.Tan. Little did SuperMooseman know that his opinion of our fine weaponry would usher him into a world of fame and fortune as we introduce to you, our valued customers, the Mooseman Merchandise! Now, when you purchase the FAMAS F1 we will send you a complimentary 9" pizza. The only pizza SuperMooseman eats. It includes toppings such as pepperoni, spicey chicken slices, fresh tomatoes and just a small handful of mushrooms. Purchasing the FAMAS F1 will also grant you EXCLUSIVE access to our Mooseman Merchandise!! 

Shirt pin with the words "I wanna pwn (just like Moosey)" = $2.99
Fridge Magnet. "I <3 SuperMooseman (So I bought this Fridge Magnet)" = $5
Mooseman Keychain = $10      
 
 
 
 
 

And our exclusive SuperMooseman Autographed photos going for $20.  

Orders can be issued through private PMs. I apologize for any spelling errors. (Moosey wanted this rushed) We do not accept American Express.

Tanuki Shinkawa of Shinkawa ARMs Corp.

I am way more awesome than SuperMooseman.

I assume you don't like money. Superchumpman merchandise will sell less than I <3 Garnett Lee tshirts.

" @natetodamax: Says the person without their own fridge magnet. "

Nice renders bro, but there's something about that pizza that weirds me out.

Nice pizza bro, I clunked my head on the screen trying to take a bite out of it.

" Nice renders bro, but there's something about that pizza that weirds me out. "

" @Disgaeamad said:

" Nice renders bro, but there's something about that pizza that weirds me out. "

Same thing I wanted to say. I forgot to say that! :P This guy said it for me! "

" Nice renders bro, but there's something about that pizza that weirds me out. "

" @natetodamax: Says the person without their own fridge magnet. "

" @Disgaeamad said:

" Nice renders bro, but there's something about that pizza that weirds me out. "

the topping is completelyflat? "

   
I would like the FAMAS F1 please, I hope you people accept Visa because, you know, as a  Business Man I can't carry cash around with me, it's dangerous these days!   
 
( Well done models Mr.Tanuki, loved the Colt) 
 
Here's an award: 
 

what is this i don't even

" I have, and never will like tomatos.  This is a deal-breaker, I am going to have to cancel my order. "

That pizza does NOT look tasty.

" @Symphony: I think we have advanced enough as a society to know how to properly prepare foods.  Just slicing a tomato and putting it directly on the pizza is simply barbaric.  I have no problem if they want to put more effort into it,  I have no problem with tomato SAUCE.  You wouldn't eat a raw piece of chicken right?  So how does the tomato get a free pass then? "

Yeah, better steal some more from the natives!!

nice work man, looking great!