The drunk blogger's association can suck it

See, this isn't so hard! 
 
I can use punctuation and everything. The only time it goes horribly wrong is when I don't spell check myself, see, watch this. No personal spellchecking from here on in.
 
Hello everybody i am tying to you from ym computer and it feels so good. 
 
Wwats that? skills, thats what. there are like 3 erros so far and thats onyl because i havent been changing it intentionally, to rproove the most provound of points. 
 
OK, I'm going back to spellchecking. It's easy to look professional on GiantBomb.com, you just have make sure you're not trying to look like you've been drinking. That's when it all falls apart. Just use your common brains, people, Jeebus gave them to you for a reason: to make sure you haven't made any spelling mistakes.

See, this isn't so hard! 
 
I can use punctuation and everything. The only time it goes horribly wrong is when I don't spell check myself, see, watch this. No personal spellchecking from here on in.
 
Hello everybody i am tying to you from ym computer and it feels so good. 
 
Wwats that? skills, thats what. there are like 3 erros so far and thats onyl because i havent been changing it intentionally, to rproove the most provound of points. 
 
OK, I'm going back to spellchecking. It's easy to look professional on GiantBomb.com, you just have make sure you're not trying to look like you've been drinking. That's when it all falls apart. Just use your common brains, people, Jeebus gave them to you for a reason: to make sure you haven't made any spelling mistakes.

Oh the irony.

so you're saying that you could type fine when you're drunk ? the whole idea of starting a topic like this just to draw attention is sad /

but what about grammar ... spell check doesn't catch that! but i'm sure that drunk people have some great grammar

" so you're saying that you could type fine when you're drunk ? the whole idea of starting a topic like this just to draw attention is sad / "

" @Ben99 said:

" so you're saying that you could type fine when you're drunk ? the whole idea of starting a topic like this just to draw attention is sad / "

Welcome to GiantBomb! "

" @Abyssfull said:

" @Ben99 said:

" so you're saying that you could type fine when you're drunk ? the whole idea of starting a topic like this just to draw attention is sad / "

Welcome to GiantBomb! "

IT'S A WEBSITE... "

" @Red12b said:

" @Abyssfull said:

" @Ben99 said:

" so you're saying that you could type fine when you're drunk ? the whole idea of starting a topic like this just to draw attention is sad / "

Welcome to GiantBomb! "

IT'S A WEBSITE... "

ABOUT DRINKING! "

" @Red12b said:

" @Abyssfull said:

" @Ben99 said:

" so you're saying that you could type fine when you're drunk ? the whole idea of starting a topic like this just to draw attention is sad / "

Welcome to GiantBomb! "

IT'S A WEBSITE... "

ABOUT DRINKING! "

" @Azteck said:

" @Red12b said:

" @Abyssfull said:

" @Ben99 said:

" so you're saying that you could type fine when you're drunk ? the whole idea of starting a topic like this just to draw attention is sad / "

Welcome to GiantBomb! "

IT'S A WEBSITE... "

ABOUT DRINKING! "

and atman  EDIT: Sorry Batman. I just didn't spellcheck "

I NEED ATTENTION, GIVE IT TOOO ME!!!!

" I NEED ATTENTION, GIVE IT TOOO ME!!!! "

"  The only time it goes horribly wrong is when I don't spell check myself "

This text shit isn't cutting it anymore, drunken video blogs needs to be the new standard.

" @Jeffsekai said:

" I NEED ATTENTION, GIVE IT TOOO ME!!!! "

"

" @armaan8014 said:

" @Azteck said:

" @Red12b said:

" @Abyssfull said:

" @Ben99 said:

" so you're saying that you could type fine when you're drunk ? the whole idea of starting a topic like this just to draw attention is sad / "

Welcome to GiantBomb! "

IT'S A WEBSITE... "

ABOUT DRINKING! "

and atman  EDIT: Sorry Batman. I just didn't spellcheck "

ood uck ave atman! "

" @Ahmad_Metallic said:

" @Jeffsekai said:

" I NEED ATTENTION, GIVE IT TOOO ME!!!! "

"

:( "

I'm glad I accidentally clicked on this.

" @Jeffsekai: You would never post drunkenly on the internet, would you Jeffsekai? "

" @Sweep said:

" @Jeffsekai: You would never post drunkenly on the internet, would you Jeffsekai? "

Not for attention my friend. "

" @Sweep said:

" @Jeffsekai: You would never post drunkenly on the internet, would you Jeffsekai? "

Not for attention my friend. "

So much for drunken internet sex...

" @Jeffsekai said:

" @Sweep said:

" @Jeffsekai: You would never post drunkenly on the internet, would you Jeffsekai? "

Not for attention my friend. "

So, according to you, when anybody else get's drunk and posts on a forum it's attention seeking, but when you do it it's... what exactly? "  

I wish I got drunk more often.

this is a weird thread man.  you do know people are drunk and posting for a reason. good times reading drunk people post.

Posting drunk is fine as long as you don't make a point of letting everyone know you're drunk. Why? 'Cos no-one gives two shits. Ring up some girl you're trying to impress instead so she thinks you're such a party animal that she definitely needs to give you a BJ next time she sees you.

Being a journalism student and studying the greats has taught me one thing, alcohol only makes writing better, being sober is for editors.

This is golden?

Son....
 
Have you been drinking?

" but what about grammar ... spell check doesn't catch that! but i'm sure that drunk people have some great grammar "

" @Tebbit said:

"  The only time it goes horribly wrong is when I don't spell check myself "

You better spellcheck yo'self before you spellwreck yo'self. "

As a teetotaller I find this thread incredibly silly, harrumph.

" @Xeiphyer said:

" @armaan8014 said:

" @Azteck said:

" @Red12b said:

" @Abyssfull said:

" @Ben99 said:

" so you're saying that you could type fine when you're drunk ? the whole idea of starting a topic like this just to draw attention is sad / "

Welcome to GiantBomb! "

IT'S A WEBSITE... "

ABOUT DRINKING! "

and atman  EDIT: Sorry Batman. I just didn't spellcheck "

ood uck ave atman! "

Food Yuck Gave Fatman? "

" @ZeForgotten said:

" @Xeiphyer said:

" @armaan8014 said:

" @Azteck said:

" @Red12b said:

" @Abyssfull said:

" @Ben99 said:

" so you're saying that you could type fine when you're drunk ? the whole idea of starting a topic like this just to draw attention is sad / "

Welcome to GiantBomb! "

IT'S A WEBSITE... "

ABOUT DRINKING! "

and atman  EDIT: Sorry Batman. I just didn't spellcheck "

ood uck ave atman! "

Food Yuck Gave Fatman? "

Good fuck gave batman? "

" @Sweep said:

" @Jeffsekai said:

" @Sweep said:

" @Jeffsekai: You would never post drunkenly on the internet, would you Jeffsekai? "

Not for attention my friend. "

So, according to you, when anybody else get's drunk and posts on a forum it's attention seeking, but when you do it it's... what exactly? "  

What about my post was about OMG LOOK AT ME IM SO DRUNK LOL! I had something to say, happened to be drunk at the time.   My bad for not just making a topic saying im so drunk lol look how drunk i am loooool. "

@Sin4profit

" @melcene said:

" @Tebbit said:

"  The only time it goes horribly wrong is when I don't spell check myself "

You better spellcheck yo'self before you spellwreck yo'self. "

fixed "

@Vito_Raliffe:

@Everyones_A_Critic

" Son....  Have you been drinking? "

" this is a weird thread man.  you do know people are drunk and posting for a reason. good times reading drunk people post. "

" So much for drunken internet sex... "

" @Sweep said:

" @Jeffsekai: You would never post drunkenly on the internet, would you Jeffsekai? "

Not for attention my friend. "

" @Jeffsekai said:

" @Sweep said:

" @Jeffsekai: You would never post drunkenly on the internet, would you Jeffsekai? "

Not for attention my friend. "

Everyone posts on the internet for attention, to varying degrees. Nobody posts something hoping nobody will notice it. "

" @Jeffsekai said:

" @Sweep said:

" @Jeffsekai: You would never post drunkenly on the internet, would you Jeffsekai? "

Not for attention my friend. "

Everyone posts on the internet for attention, to varying degrees. Nobody posts something hoping nobody will notice it. "

" @buzz_clik said:

" @Jeffsekai said:

" @Sweep said:

" @Jeffsekai: You would never post drunkenly on the internet, would you Jeffsekai? "

Not for attention my friend. "

Everyone posts on the internet for attention, to varying degrees. Nobody posts something hoping nobody will notice it. "

Theres a differences between posting something you hope someone will read so you can have a discussion, and posting about your self and why you are awesome. "

Who on this earth is drunk and near a computer at the same time?

" @buzz_clik said:

" @Jeffsekai said:

" @Sweep said:

" @Jeffsekai: You would never post drunkenly on the internet, would you Jeffsekai? "

Not for attention my friend. "

Everyone posts on the internet for attention, to varying degrees. Nobody posts something hoping nobody will notice it. "

Theres a differences between posting something you hope someone will read so you can have a discussion, and posting about your self and why you are awesome. "

" I NEED ATTENTION, GIVE IT TOOO ME!!!! "

" @Jeffsekai said:

" I NEED ATTENTION, GIVE IT TOOO ME!!!! "

Your "drunk blog" is shit compared to this. "

" Who on this earth is drunk and near a computer at the same time? "

" @buzz_clik said:

" @Jeffsekai said:

" @Sweep said:

" @Jeffsekai: You would never post drunkenly on the internet, would you Jeffsekai? "

Not for attention my friend. "

Everyone posts on the internet for attention, to varying degrees. Nobody posts something hoping nobody will notice it. "

indeed "