The LIAR! Game

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#1  Edited By BobGnarly

So I only recently (well last night in fact) joined the Giant Bomb community, and it seems very active, lively, friendly and cool, so I thought I'd introduce a fun forum game I used to play on a forum that has died out. It's titled "The LIAR! Game," and I hope you enjoy.

How it works is, a random statement is posted, for example:

You told me you like peanut butter.

To which the next poster responds with LIAR! and some reason as to why they are lying, related to the post, for example,

LIAR!

I told you I'm allergic and you're simply trying to find an excuse to kill me.

Now I know that's really quirky, but the aim is to make the reasons they are lying as funny or creative as you can. Once you've given a reason they lie, it's your turn to write (in the same post that is) a random statement, that is unrelated to the previous one. You're essentially "restarting." Then, the next poster says LIAR! to your statement, gives the reason, posts a random statement, etc. etc. Keep in mind these statements and reasons should not be more than a sentence.

Mind you, the example I gave is horrible, mainly because I haven't played the game in years so I've gotten out of habit, but if lots of people participate and statements get creative, it's a lotta fun. So, I hope you understand how it works. I'll start:

I heard aliens are invading next Thursday.

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#2  Edited By Video_Game_King

Wait, what? Who leaked my plans? Which one of my spies has gone soft on me?

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Liar!

You have no ears.

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#5  Edited By BobGnarly

Ahh you're doing it wrong xD

Lemme demonstrate

Poster 1:

LIAR!

The Alien King called me just yesterday and said they cancelled. Talk about short notice.

I heard you peed your pants the other day

Poster 2

LIAR!

I tripped and landed on my crotch in a puddle.

I bought a pink elephant just yesterday

And so on. You guys can continue from my made up "Poster 2" random statement. Get it?

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#6  Edited By Sanity

LIAR!

You had him painted so you could make money off drug addicts.

I went to another dimension last night.

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LIAR!

It's called sleep you idiot.

I seriously need to go to bed.

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LIAR!

Bed is where the liquor is.

I heard you can't color inside the lines.

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Manga? Anime? What?

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It's called modern art, okay?!

The above poster's post was irrelevant.

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#11  Edited By Alekss

yo, fuck this game hard on its asshole

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#12  Edited By Blu3V3nom07

LIAR!

That's what she said. Twice.

I think these snozzberries taste just like snozzberries.

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They just taste like snozzberries.

This orange juice is quite bitter.

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You cannot afford orange juice so make do with your own urine.

I cannot stand Jar-Jar Binks - his demeanor enrages me!

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LIAR!

How wude.

I am an astronaut the likes of which Neil Armstrong cannot compete with.

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You only want to go into space so you can drink Jar-Jar Binks's urine.

Your mamma left you a note, by the way. It says she loves you.

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LIAR!

I live in an orphanage and currently don't have a mother. Imposter.

I am the reincarnation of Elvis Presley.

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#18  Edited By Mercury_Infusion

LIAR!

I met the reincarnation of Elvis Presley the other day and he is nothing like you!

I heard this forum wasn't bad.

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I heard this forum played with Peter Moleneux's balls.

Paul McCartney owes me three-fiddy.

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Paul McCartney's going to meet you at three-fiddy.

Gotta go guys!

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You just need to babysit your kangaroo

I'm hungry

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Dinner was but a mere four hours ago and your metabolism is slower than a snail.

The milk I bought today expired yesterday.

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That's just buttery yogurt.

This yo-yo is pretty rad.

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That's not a yo-yo, it's just a wooden cylinder with a string on it.

Giant Bomb's forums are quite responsive.

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LIAR!

Certain keywords in the title can get you pretty far here.

Bricks are nice.

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Cinder blocks are nice. Bricks, man, they're assholes.

The sky is falling!

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@bobgnarly: Liar!

That's just called jumping, dummy.

Sexy flanders is stuck in my head!

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An audio recording cannot physically be inside your head. It defies science.

Frowning makes you unhappy.

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LIAR!

the particles in the air make you unhappy.

The sky is actually the floor

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That's just the Toy Story wallpaper.

My windows really need a cleaning.

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Its always good to have chocolate syrup on your window. Just in case..

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I wish capes were a part of our lifestyle.

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LIAR!

Those are simply hoodies cut open, making you nothing but a hoodie desecrator!

Ninja headbands are the next fashion trend.