The official "Worst song you've ever heard" thread.

Oh boy another topic to shit on pop music.

Fuck you, Dumbledore

@IBurningStar said:

Finish this. I fucking dare you. I fucking dare you to attempt to listen to all of this. You can't do it. If by some miracle you actually do find a way you won't want to live any more.

...Yep. Finished it. Horrid, but not necessarily the worst song I've ever heard.

The song I hate the most, though?

I can't tell you why, I just hate hearing it.

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Oh, who am I kidding? That song's great.

@Stepside said:

Little social experiment here. I came across this Nicki Minaj video today (my 14 year old nephew thinks it's the "booooommmmbbbb") - which made me appreciate that there is just so much bad music out there. What's the worst track you've ever heard?

When I first heard the song... I thought for a second, Is Nicki trying to troll us?

Like, her last few videos she just looks HELLA awkward, for a woman with a big ole ass, she has no clue how to shake it or look sexy or seductive.

But then I remember, she got hot b/c she basically copied Wayne's nonsensical style (which I LOATHE) and fans fell for it... probably because of her big ass, I dunno.

As for LMFAO, I find them, clearly trolling, they dont proclaim to be anything but a club group, and i have no problem with it, a LMFAO song can liven up any party, even in that, hipster ironic way.

@kermoosh said:

surprised this hasn't appeared yet. i hate you for making this thread cus you reminded me of this crap

only thing worse than that song is this

Chris Cornell doing this kind of music is fucking laughable

@SkyTown_Drifts: It's not laughable, it's sad, terribly sad.

@SkyTown_Drifts: What!? that's Chris Cornell? former Soundgarden Chris Cornell ... man that's BS

Most pop and rap music.

</troll>

(But seriously, the "My Humps" song is pretty bad by Fergie and The Unwanted Dinner Legumes.)

Ok. Thread over:

@Vrikk said:

Ok. Thread over:

Fuck 2 things 1) I'd like to be apart of the shake team 2) i like how the basket is tipped over at 1:57

I find this to be one of the worst songs I've ever had the displeasure of listening to.

@SkyTown_Drifts said:

Chris Cornell doing this kind of music is fucking laughable

What the fuck.

God you people do not know what bad music is. Half the stuff in here isn't even THAT bad.

Modern Country music sucks.
 
But the one band that I will not hesitate to absolutely and completely shit upon is Linkin Park. 
 
At best, it's overproduced emo-pop. At it's worst, I want delete that awful band from the database of humanity. Two songs was enough to cement to me the loathing I have for Linkin Park. Their music is such a compete and utter shit. All of it should burn in hell. I ABSOLUTELY AND COMPLETELY HATE LINKIN PARK. Such shit, I don't understand it's popularity.
 
 
"I'm Sexy and I Know It." I work with such retards that to them is a good song. HATE!

Was going to come in and say brokeNCYDE, but was beat to the punch by a long shot.

Anything Nicki Minaj.

@bennyboy said:

I nearly fell out of my chair laughing.

Not bad but hilarious.

@Korwin: Haha yeah, i'm still not sure if playing horribly and having no concept of song structure was their shtick or if they just genuinely didn't know how to play their instruments.

@BraveToaster said:

You clearly haven't heard Stupid Hoe.

There is no God.

@JJOR64 said:

finally someone who understands the pain this song brings to ones ears

Thread going strong, keep the revulsion coming.

@AlexanderSheen: At least he won't do it again

Since I haven't clicked play on anything in this thread I can safely say that this, officially, is the worst song I have ever heard.

It's like "A Burns For All Seasons" of everything that I hate in music; using a single trope (breakdowns) to make up half of the song and blowing the impact of it altogether, cop-out feeling addition of techno, auto-tune, crabcore, and most importantly, "fucked for life" looking guys wearing clothes 2 sizes too small and following screams with "singing". I'm choking on my own rage here simply thinking about it.

Dubstep. there is such a thing as to much bass and dubstep found it.

Not as bad as some of the songs on here but I just had to swoop in since I have seen no mention of Cake yet, I will never understand how this band became something.

I respect LMFAO because they don't take themselves too seriously, The Sexy and I know it vid is practically a satire of themselves.

@bennyboy said:

this is absolutely terrible.

....is it wrong that I am contemplating getting this album now?

@TheDudeOfGaming said:

@BraveToaster said:

You clearly haven't heard Stupid Hoe.

There is no God.

I wasn't even aware my cerebellum had an anus... but that clip clearly was, and proceeded to fuck it.

The worst songs are the most mediocre songs, and I don't think one can get any more mediocre than starting your song off with "my best friend gave me the best advice." I'm looking at you, dear Nickelback. I consider songs I try to make up as the worst things I've ever heard, but I can at least know I can write lyrics with better lines than that cheese.

@Bis said:

Not as bad as some of the songs on here but I just had to swoop in since I have seen no mention of Cake yet, I will never understand how this band became something.

You sir, have no musical taste. Cake is awesome. Never There and Comfort Eagle are two of the greatest songs of our time!

@Joe_Wildheart: The Streets are awesome.

Anything by Fall of Troy. It's a musical clusterfuck.

And this is god awful too.

I could go on and on, but I don't want to.

@kermoosh: Friday is my ringtone :/

@MechaKirby said:

So... you guys haven't come across Lil B yet it seems. Take a gander,

Wait, we're talking about crappy music and it took 6 pages to get to Lil B? I understand not starting with a show stopper, but it shouldn't of taken this long, internet!

Huh, I wanted to post the song tennis-player Caroline Wozniacki made - I mean she has no plans to make a singing career and it is for charity after all - but it is still one of the worst things I have ever heard in my life. But of course, somebody had to go ahead and ruin the fun by claiming the rights to the video and getting it pulled from Youtube...

EDIT: Also I only have one response to the fact that Nicki Minaj is actually selling music and apparently going on tour - which must mean that somebody likes her "music" right?

Anyway the thought of it makes me go:

@innacces14: I have a friend who for some reason just loves Attack Attack....he had me listen to this song in particular, and i just looked at him like "Are you fucking serious?...". I have no clue how anyone could enjoy listening to this.

Anything by the Black Eyed Peas.

This is truly a pantheon of terrible, terrible music. Really, god job guys, everyone a milestone of music nonsense. Have to say that David Lynch song is truly horrific, might just be the winner.

@rockyhorrorgerri said:

@kermoosh: Friday is my ringtone :/

well then i salute you miss. you're a hero to us all

Stupid Ho sounds like it was completed in less than an hour.

My contribution to this social experiment:

I almost never hate stuff. Whenever I'm about to hate something, all I can think of is that somebody loves it in the same way that I love something like, say, Ex-Spectator by Fugazi, which for my money is one of the greatest lyrical and musical achievements in music.

So as a point of personal pride I never hate things. I either like them ironically or avoid them entirely. Now let's all enjoy some Fugazi.

@CL60 said:

Anything by Brokencyde

This X100000

I'd rather listen to the sound of Al Qaeda beheading videos on a loop than subject myself to that utter, utter shit.

Everyone in Brokencyde should die in a fire.